To be fair, Paul wasn't attacking me personally at all. And the Nev Fountain/Spitting Image thing is just about the show really. However the Richard Herring assault is a fully-fledged personal attack (see 'Ted Chippingtin' strand, if yoiu've missed it).

If they were going to launch a personal attack, they could have launched them towards somebody who deserved it, such as: Chris Evans, Iain Lee, "The Artful Dodger", Vanessa Feltz or Noel Edmonds.

Who is 'the Artful Dodger' (Apart from Jack Wilde, a dickens character etc)?

sucessful New York Garage DJ
Yuk, everyone knows garage is crap

The personal attacks on Nev Fountain
were nasty, spiteful and rude....
excellent.

Keep up the good work.

>If they were going to launch a personal attack, they could have launched them towards somebody who deserved it, such as: Chris Evans, Iain Lee, "The Artful Dodger", Vanessa Feltz or Noel Edmonds.

Okay. I'll do Chris Evans. He is basically a fat old chimp with bad skin and is also a career shithead. His eyes are too small and the hideous smile that dribbles onto his face in front of a camera when he's run out of things to say gives him the appearance of a petrified DJ who is totally out of his depth. I'd like to hear a news story about him tomorrow in which his body is found in his giant farmhouse, smothered by a blow-up doll with a photo of Simon Bates sellotaped over its face.

>sucessful New York Garage DJ
>Yuk, everyone knows garage is crap

Except hundreds of my own, perfectly well adjusted, obviously less retro. students.

And Artful Dodger is from the UK. And he's not exactly the pinnacle of the genre. It's like saying indie music is rubbish because of the Stereophonics.

>>If they were going to launch a personal attack, they could have launched them towards somebody who deserved it, such as: Chris Evans, Iain Lee, "The Artful Dodger", Vanessa Feltz or Noel Edmonds.
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>Okay. I'll do Chris Evans. He is basically a fat old chimp with bad skin and is also a career shithead. His eyes are too small and the hideous smile that dribbles onto his face in front of a camera when he's run out of things to say gives him the appearance of a petrified DJ who is totally out of his depth. I'd like to hear a news story about him tomorrow in which his body is found in his giant farmhouse, smothered by a blow-up doll with a photo of Simon Bates sellotaped over its face.

We should be so bloody lucky.

Then the triumphant villagers hoist his limp form aloft and carry it out into the square, shouting "The cunt is dead! The cunt is dead!" and laughing and laughing and laughing and then they all take turns to shit on his face.

>Then the triumphant villagers hoist his limp form aloft and carry it out into the square, shouting "The cunt is dead! The cunt is dead!" and laughing and laughing and laughing and then they all take turns to shit on his face.

Don't forget to burn the bugger.
No evidence of his existence should remain.

Is anyone tired of me having a go at Yoakum yet...?

Did we ever decide which was the real Yoakum?

I'm the real Jim Yoakum and so is my wife.

(c) The Estate of Graham Chapman, used by permission of J.Yoakum.

I remain convinced that they were both the same one. The 'real' one's postings on other forums and emails sent to various persons would seem to suggest this.

>Is anyone tired of me having a go at Yoakum yet...?

A bit, although it's "better on the radio" has definitely been done to death :0)

I have no problem with Yoakum-bashing as long as I can say "them's the facts, bucky!" every time his name's mentioned.

>it's "better on the radio" has definitely been done to death :0)

That's bad balance for ya.