Coronation Street starring Slipknot and S Club 7
Vids: Zig and Zag
Solemn newsflashes to be presented by Richard Blackwood
Doctor Who guest starring Henry Rollins
>Vids: Zig and Zag
Or better still, Live and Kicking with Stef and Nige.
"But before S Club wanking 7, a message from the 4 way arse god"
S Club Wanking 7
I would like to see this if Jo and Rachel are involved
Blue Peter with Bernard Manning.
"..Take an old yoghurt pot, now fuck orf!"
The News read by Hugh Grant:
Um, er, yes, some, er, political , er, development in Yugo, I mean what I'm trying to, er, say is Yugoslavia.
Blue Peter with Jeremy Paxman:
Now, Jenny, have you really done enough, under the copmetition rules to justify a Blue Peter badge? I mean, come on, there were some better paintings in the under 7 category. Look at this one from Gary aged Four from Brighton......
Big Break with David Coleman:
Well that's a pink he's, erm, no, sorry it's blue, then, pink, then black, and oops, well we seem to have ran out of time.
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with Rolf Harris:
Are yer sure of the answer? Do you want me to go 50-50 and paint it, or sing it to yer?
OR>
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with Jimmy Saville:
So, you have said to me, Jim, the answer isz *B*. Now then, I have here a cheque for £32,000. But I do not want to give you that. Oh no, 'cos ol' Jim cares and wants to fix it for you to get £64,000.
Animal Hospital with Ricky Gervaise:
The fucking dog is going to die, what a fucking shame, I'm off to fuck myself.
"Something For The Weekend" with Michael Winner
Hopeless... here is the true impresario's choice:
BBC Children's Variety Performance.
Compere: Ricky Gervaise
Line-up:
Song: "It Was Just One Of Those Things" - Rebecca Front and Iggy Pop
Magic Hour with Jerry Sadowitz
Cabaret from Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson and Bernard Manning (full club act)
A selection of sketches from the new partnership of Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker
The Style Wankers from 11OCS
Trevor & Simon present... the best of Derek & Clive
Finale: 'Count The Audience' with Brendan Burns.
Simon Evans and Boothby Graffoe on EVERYTHING! I LUV THEM!!!!!
Who is Simon Evans? Some credits please.
>Who is Simon Evans?
A sexist, offensive man who makes jokes about children being hit by cars.
He needs no further exposure on anything.
I think this thread should be stopped before a certain thrice-nightly shitefest decides it's usable material.
I think this thread should be stopped before a certain thrice-nightly shitefest decides it's usable material.
Does it matter, so long as they pay us all?
Allie- have not heard joke about being hit by car.
Am worried.
V.worried.
He is alovely person still and very funny, cannot believe this will have nightmares.
This is like when I found out Boothby was obnoxious at 1995 Perrier. Must lie down.
> He is alovely person still and very funny,
Granted he has exceptional talent, but I believe his personality stands in the way of him being anyone to care about in terms of comedic value.
However much he tries to charm his way to audience approval, a joke that kids who get hit by cars "deserve it for being too slow" is something that I cannot tolerate and do not appreciate being subjected to.
I drew from this several conclusions about Mr. Evans, which were identical to the independent thoughts of my friend. Our opinions were further cemented when he paused mid gig to drink from a hip-flask....
I think it's time for my confession: I have no idea who Boothby Gaffroe is, but I love that name! Credits please, someone...
Boothby Graffoe town in Lincolnshire, real name is Jim, controversial musical songs, surreal, show on radio 4, nominated perrier 1995, i love him (wouldn't have guessed would you?)