What of the poor wee girlie from Forum's logo, away over the water?
Aye, yon Evil Clown Of Arbroath carried her away...
>McIDENTS
Isn't he the guy in Fugazi?
Isn't that Nele McMorisey standing on a distant hillock? Wearing a kilt patterned not with traditional Scottish tartan but with ATV logos?
Hmmmm.
Something tells me the clan McIdent are on the march again.
mi wor-crie is: I'M ALL RITE JACK! wiv mi anglia hoarse of silver; is mi trusti steed, as i carry the diy implements of homesbase (special offer, cee in stor), moi scrudrivver and a pointy spear of a granada g, i shall hoyst flags of idents across scotland, and ensares the peoples in scottisch tv cyan boxes of hues 1215. ha he ho ha. let the armees of eevil march from selkirk to balck hill to durris and rumster forest takening the masts and closing down the reelays.
bi implements.
u will suffur for resisting the hearts of itv. heh ho ho ha!
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<[<0>|<0>]> eyedents cee u! nee he nee he.
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FGFFREEEADDOUMM!!!!!!!