That's more like it. Will people continue to be nice to RHC please? There was some recent nastiness and the small do not deserve to be bullied.

Ah, pet.

I agree. Please tell Jon that. He bullied me in 'Is the world running out of jokes'.

Yeah, but to be honest I agreed with Jon there, sorry.
Thank you for your support, if only everyone was so nice and friendly.

I'm going to be protective of RHC because she (he? it? they?) were very nice about me on the radion comedy strand. And I'm enormous.

I meant RADIO comedy strand. As far as I am amware there are no strands dedicated to the humorous potential of brands of washing powder. Duh.

She's a she.
Otherwise she (hetro) would not like men with welsh accents and Mitch Benn.

Although I don't know who he is, I shall think kindly of Mitch Benn after this.



May it hold you in good stead, m'lad.

Why thank you. I'll leave it to RHC to explain who I am, as she seems to know about as much about me as I do.

Mitch Benn is topical satirical guitarist with at least one released CD under his belt, with regular appearences on The Now Show, something else on Radio 2 and good friends with Punt and Dennis.
He enjoys the music of anything from the seventies, although probably has an aversion to Abba, as we all do. He lives happily in London with everyone else who lives in London. He is a regular contributor to the site and loves me.
His current whereabouts allude me.

I don't have an aversion to Abba.

see, that's the trouble with you kids, think you know it all, making simplistic generalisations all the time... get a job... haircuts.... grumble grumble

Oh and Mitch likes the Beatles, has a beard and weird long hair- or he did in his last photo.

Not on this subject but: Radiator Head Child I think I said we'd be at TGP recordings on Wed dates instead of THURS dates. Hope to catch up with you sometime soon.

so you'll be at thurs recordings not weds?

Yes - we've definitely got tickets coming for 9/11 & amongst us have asked for 23/11, 30/11, 14/12 & 21/12 (final show)dates also (latest Email I got from Avalon Ticket unit said tickets still available 23/11+)

Mitch-

I never seem to be able to get your CD after your gigs. Can you buy it online? Make more, as I can't get 'Scary Weirdos' out of my head.

I'm very impressed by this Radiator kid. But I fear she's gone too deep too soon. You get yourself obsessed with comedy now and you'll be exhausted by it the time your hormones have polarized. Don't let comedy be a trend kid, and more importantly don't let Mitch Benn and the like be your sexual quests. It's an unpleasant burrow to look into. Take my advice and keep well away until your child-bearing strength has reached its full potential.

What do you know about it?
At least I'm not masturbating over pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar/Leonardo and the like.
I simply like to daydream that one day I will date extremely funny men. And I will.

I thought kinder and radiator kid were the same.

>I thought kinder and radiator kid were the same.

There are perhaps more similarities than I would like to admit. Only I'm not demonic.

The kinder surprise postings are definitely written by an adult, however. The style changes inconsistently.

>The kinder surprise postings are definitely written by an adult, however. The style changes inconsistently.

Well some kids make use of their Aupairs.

Jon, are you saying I am immature. 9 out of ten cat pyschotic cat owners would disagree.

As you're a Boothby Graffoe fan you might be interested to know that the latest BBC radio show mailout gives details of series two of The Big Booth. Tue 21/11 & Mon 27/11, 6.45pm, Radio Theatre (nr Oxford Circus), finish approx 9.15pm - email them at [email protected] if you can make it.

Thank you sincerely Jeanette, but cannot make it:
am not allowed into London on my own
do not want to go with parents
biscuits
too dark

>Mitch-
>
>I never seem to be able to get your CD after your gigs. Can you buy it online? Make more, as I can't get 'Scary Weirdos' out of my head.


Give us a mail at [email protected]

Date funny men, yes, but not comedians!!
Warning, warning, danger, danger.

They're more unstable than musicians, and that's saying something.

Have not even dated at all yet, will leave it a while methinks.

Good girl

Erk

Are we still friends then RHC?

You're up very late!
Bad boy.
But I still love you.

Thank you RHC, I love you too!

She's 15!

I hate you, you're so unfair!
(As if I would ever dare shout back at my parents! Seriously)

You know that this underage dating service could get us all shut down...

....hmmm, with this British police system?

That is a fair point RHC! (love you, and sorry to your mother!) (if that really is your mother, not like you're not, but you could be, but you might just be say that, then again you could be... Oh what the heck, love you too!) (I'm 16!)

aaah.
legal. and not my mother, so carry on flirting.

What have I created?

Good job you're already doing bird in the big house or you'd be for it for sure, 93A234.

TV ruined Simon's life. He saw "Porridge" and thought prison would be a laugh.

Convicted November 9 2000

Running a jailbait knocking shop

He hadn't been convicted before then, so he was only a day-boy at the prison.

I took advantage of the excellent computer facilities in this pee-pee soaked heck-hole.

Genial 'Arry Grout wants to see you.

Where's yer tool?

What tool?

Oi you 2... Jack "Epistemologist" McGinty wants to see you RIGHT NOW...

Er... is this all really for me to read?
So, a real bird man hey?

(Hits Sam D very hard with a pipe)

THIS FACKING TOOL!!

>I simply like to daydream that one day I will date extremely funny men. And I will.

I'm I a funny person?

Why does that give me the impression that i'm a bit of a div? NO ANSWERS TO THAT THANK YOU!

oh well, now you'll never know...(giggle)

What is that suppose to mean?

Men! I ask you!

>Men! I ask you!

You ask us what?

knew you'd say that...

Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your... oh, ta.