(Puts on Kenneth Williams voice) HTV purchase, North West Tongight is an excellent programme, Granada Tonight is terrible, what's on telly tonight, will they revive the names Central and Westcountry? oh what a beautiful part of the world that is...oooh my piles
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I hate threads about idents!
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Repetition!
Mallets mallet is a word association game, mustn't pause or hesitiate or you'll get a bang on the like this [bangs one child] or like this [bangs the other].
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Talking shite.
>...bangs the other]....
Jake, you're on dodgy legal ground there - better rephrase that - you wouldn't want timmy Mallet brething down your neck would you?
>>...bangs the other]....
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>Jake, you're on dodgy legal ground there - better rephrase that - you wouldn't want timmy Mallet brething down your neck would you?
I don't know, not one to rule anything out unitl I've tried it...
>>>...bangs the other]....
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>>Jake, you're on dodgy legal ground there - better rephrase that - you wouldn't want timmy Mallet brething down your neck would you?
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>I don't know, not one to rule anything out unitl I've tried it...
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This is making me feel physically sick.
Really.
That's the feeling i got when Timmy Mallet was on the tv
>>>>...bangs the other]....
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>>>Jake, you're on dodgy legal ground there - better rephrase that - you wouldn't want timmy Mallet brething down your neck would you?
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>>I don't know, not one to rule anything out unitl I've tried it...
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>This is making me feel physically sick.
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>Really.
Think what it would be like with Timmy Mallet breathing down your neck then. Actually, don't. Eugh.
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Radio Times, Brass Eye, after two series all programmes are really awful, I miss that site we can't mention, Rob S, broadcasting is a great topic, Jonathon Meades talking about Emley Moor transmitter in remember the future, shame he does adverts for mortgages, hard to tell difference between parody and reality because of Mornington Crescent.
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(bugger, wrong programme)
[bzzzt] (Deviation and repetition. Espically use of Mallet).
Radio Times, Brass Eye, after two series all programmes are really awful, I miss that site we can't mention, Rob S, broadcasting is a great topic, Jonathon Meades talking about Emley Moor transmitter in remember the future, shame he does adverts for mortgages, hard to tell difference between parody and reality because of Mornington Crescent.
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(bugger, wrong programme)
(sorry about the double posting!)
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Repetition.
can't really understand what's up with the world, all the horror and sadness and war and death, and people spend half their time complaining about the lack of good stuff on TV and radio, if you didn't know I wasn't you'd think I was 63.
quack
computer crashed to prevent me seeing the bigger picture
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Hesitation (over ten hours!).