Subbes, we meet at last!
Not that exiciting...
Subbes suddenly gets a hundred strangers mailing her claiming to be 'Peter O'....
Having horrible feeling it was not a compliment to be compared to Subbes.
ooh errr
She's alright. I could never understand why other forumgoers had a problem with her. I think it was something to do with stuff she wrote on a different site.
>Subbes suddenly gets a hundred strangers mailing her claiming to be 'Peter O'....
I'm Spartacus!
No, I'm Spartacus!
No, I'm Spartacus already!
Graham Chapman spoke his name once, in 1971, therefore I own the copyright.
Grr I once wrote a sketch with that scene from Spartacus in it, but some greasy twat on that crap Lamarrs attack show used a similar joke with absolutely no preamble delivery, thus ruining the gag, I then abandoned the script. Maybe Jimi Yoakum could hang on to it afer I'm dead and then refuse people to see it even though he has no intention of publishing it?
Wow! Jimi Yoakum - what a concept!
"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that script in your hand?"
"Hey Jim, where ya goin' with that spade in your hand? I said ah.. Hey Jim, where ya goin' with that spade in your hand? I'm going down to dig up Graham Chapman, so I can fit his body up with animatronics and get him to re-enact 30 year old Python sketches with Eric Idle on a 12 week tour around America that costs $149.99 per person and is coming to a town near you, man! DUNNA DUH DUH DUH! Heee-eey Jim, I heard you made a whole lot of money, a whole lot of money there man. Yes, I made a whole lot of money, and Graham's going to be doing a series of 16 tasteful adverts promoting Budweiser, and his new book 'Posthumous Exploitation' will be in the shops soon."
Hey! Steven, RE: the tour.
You could get a beauty product manafacturer to sponsor it. Just imagine:
'If your corpse is feeling a bit stiff, smells, and looks a tad wrinkled, use Hummus Laboratory products to put the life back into him. Our haircare products remove dandruff and maggots, the skincare effectively reduces the effects of decomposition, and makes his cheeks glow warm. Why, with the Hummus Beauty range, you can even look as if you've changed sex!"
(from $19.99 upwards, excluding Sales Tax)
Sponsors of Chapman-Idle piss-legacy tour 2k, appearing in a barn near Nashville soon.
...coming soon from Hummus....
'Fly repellent and deodorant all-in-one. They said it couldn't be done, but Hummus has done it!'
Graham wrote that sketch where they exhume the corpse of Marilyn Monroe to lurk stiffly in the background of a new film so it can be marketed as the New Monroe Picture.
How ironic.
Douglas Adams co-wrote that sketch and therefore you can no longer listen to it.