The Sentence So Far: Posted Tue Oct 24 23:42:38 BST 2000 by 'Anonymous'

Perhaps we die having forgotten our purpose in centrifugal-induced camelhair coats, but if Susan performs medieval Graham scripts, discombobulate lawsuit Yoakums, except during moments of hypertension and disconsolation, coupled with jarring noise, I consider phyrric sherbert enemas, or turgid globular Devonshire minge idents must extend warranties of The Grumbleweeds' magnesium jumpsuits, however tight fitting sharkskin ought to be, impenetrable bicycle wheelies and semolina pudding taste very toxic, but I vomit pea-soup green incorrigible jets onto broken patio furniture. Lately, underpants, fetid dingo's kidneys manure, decapitate Daisy Donovan noisly whilst erect and rhythmically expelling reproductive fluid over infected Davina McCall girl groupies, fantasising about 'Nasty Nick' porridge substitute, over turgid film prints with naked wrinkled toes, fossilised within seventeen stone Robbie Williams' mess. Conservationists wobble precariously around cigarettes, whilst imbibing liquidised Bille Piper's brain pan - delicious - noodles stink of Subbes' very rotund buttocks, which become sexier during during during during (someone answer that phone - "Hello, is anybody there?" - "No - Evil GAs has just evacuated its bowels over Subbes' tits"). Sarcasm is the lowest form of Nele Morrissey, idents belong with lots of fat mouldy excrement, choking nostrils may flare, guns for toddlers, who are welcome... mmm... billie piper gynaespasm welcome... in jaaaaam... and marmalade with a dash of golden syrup on toast. Horned tapirs like a bodiless horse who very much resembled Anna Nicole Smith's potato-headed effigy of square-ended arsebastards polluting Chigley bypass. Liza Tarbuck has huge spraying donkeys underneath multitudes of banana flavoured bust, lusted over by Suiii and TJ, because TJ and Suiii are a flirtatious music obsessive and a gigantically breasted sister of sappho...

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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Tue Oct 24 23:47:10 BST 2000:

then welcome.......... in Blue Jam

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Posted By 'Jon' on Wed Oct 25 13:37:14 BST 2000:

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of Nele Morrissey"

What a great line.

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Posted By 'Pint Of Mild' on Wed Oct 25 19:31:21 BST 2000:

But doesn't that suggest Nele Morrissey is a synonym for wit?

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Posted By 'Janet' on Thu Oct 26 16:36:56 BST 2000:

No, I think they were being sarcastic.

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Posted By 'Janet' on Thu Oct 26 16:37:00 BST 2000:

No, I think they were being sarcastic.

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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Fri Oct 27 13:44:16 BST 2000:

"No, I think they were being sarcastic."

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