...although my words don't count for much, what with being a habitual drunkard and everything,.....

I would like to congratulate you on the superlative DVD box set of "The Prisoner"

Your television programmes however

make me feel worse than the sight of Anne Widdecombe naked, moist, and covered with Nutella

mmmm

and what's more, they weren't even better on the radio

so why don't you take your cheap, down-market programmes

and send them to this address:

Central television, Alpha Tower Building, Birmingham, Midlands....

...and if you have any comedy sketch ideas send them to The 11 O'Clock Show, Channel 4.

England, U.K., The World, The Solar System, The Galaxy, The Universe.

Lots of love,

The TV Forum.

PS. We love your ITV Hearts.

Furthermore,

Plops!

upside your head...

I said oops upside your head

Oh and they say there are some nutcases on the web!

Perhaps we could start a forum to house them.

Stuart you realise by replying you joined the nutcases?

Oh dear just revealed who I really was, yes Irony girl is a pseudonym! I give up.

Do you get a badge?

If you really want one I'll make you one.
By the way, can someone give me a ball park figure age of the people who come here, and leave messages.
It's just, well I feel a little out of the loop...

I am 22. On Monday. So. There.

P.S. Welcome to the forum, Radiator Head Child. I didn't like Boothby Graffoe from his TV work, but I saw him at Reading this year and was very impressed... if you're bothered. Which you're probably not.

Ahem.

BG has been going for aeons, hasn't he? I remember a rather tatty talent show on BBC around 86/7, which he was on. At any rate, there were complaints about him on Points Of View, because his act involved covering his face in sellotape, which concerned people felt could encourage kids to copy him.

I'm 27, btw. There are other forum regulars who are older.

I once did a survey and found the average age to be about 26, I think.

Wow.

You're probably going to die before me.

That's a blessing.

I am 6.

This is a fucking strange letter

I like PJ, he is not afraid to swear or degrade himself infront of possibly.. 30 people.
I will marry him when I grow up.
Maybe not.

Yeah, i wouldn't bother, Radiator head. I hate weddings.

Oh well I only plan to get married for the cake anyway.
The fun in sex and alcohol are beyond me.

Are you sure? Are you sure you're not a pretend child?

if I was not real child would be out listening to live comedy not writing on this meesage board.
Kay?

Possibly.

Maybe

Aaah. So you are a pretend child.

Well young lady probably fits nicely.
But child in so many ways.

>if I was not real child would be out listening to live comedy not writing on this meesage board.

Is that Jon's excuse? And mine, come to think of it... actually though, we had a great comedian at our university, but i missed him somehow, which was very upsetting. I think he was called Brendan Burns or something...

I've got a feeling Carlton aren't going to take this letter seriously.

What if we sprinkle hearts and stars all over it?

What if we write 'take dis ledder seriuuosly, Carton, or ELSEE!!!' on it in yellow crayon?