New Swearwords
Posted Tue Oct 24 20:44:28 BST 2000 by 'Baby Coelacanth'
Fry and Laurie did that courtroom sketch featuring neologistic ruderies such as "pimhole" and "clothprunker". Let's think up some more.
Scrunt
Twinny
Yaffle
Pipple-dipple
Blatch
Nogger
Fluzzle
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Posted By 'Phil' on Tue Oct 24 21:31:40 BST 2000:
Chusnids
Orse
Malomoledgerist.
Yisyasyorfs
Jarf
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Posted By 'Jake' on Tue Oct 24 21:40:46 BST 2000:
Bosnalogs
Chimpt
Zarple
Sprist
Flurt
Asnopolegist
Krandle
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Posted By TJ on Tue Oct 24 22:01:44 BST 2000:
Yoakum
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Posted By 'Mark J' on Tue Oct 24 22:08:14 BST 2000:
Futch
Sput
Freg
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Posted By 'Unruly Butler' on Wed Oct 25 01:37:56 BST 2000:
Cletch
Oimp
Cunk
Shipe
Nottock
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Posted By 'Jon' on Wed Oct 25 09:12:56 BST 2000:
Topol
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Posted By 'Sam D' on Wed Oct 25 09:53:11 BST 2000:
jelve
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Posted By Bean Is A Carrot on Wed Oct 25 10:09:42 BST 2000:
Gorman, Gervais, Bo11ocks
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Posted By Ailie on Wed Oct 25 11:31:53 BST 2000:
This is a *real* one that I picked up from a friend and regularly use:
ARSE-KEBAB
Fantastic.
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Posted By 'Squidy' on Wed Oct 25 11:41:51 BST 2000:
Fucknut.
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Posted By 'Mich' on Wed Oct 25 12:05:09 BST 2000:
Carlton - I'm suprised it hasn't been mentioned already
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Posted By 'boki' on Wed Oct 25 12:57:05 BST 2000:
Flep
Scring
And for morning after diarrhoea - 'Arpiss'
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Posted By 'Jon' on Wed Oct 25 12:58:34 BST 2000:
tweez
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Posted By 'meep' on Wed Oct 25 13:40:14 BST 2000:
Obviously the best made up swear words are in ascending order:
B********g
K******t**n
I*******ings
and t***
F****** shame you can't see them really isn't it?
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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Wed Oct 25 15:11:54 BST 2000:
I've started using "sportsmonkey" as a term of abuse (mainly towards other motorists) after reading it in the Cluub Zarathustra script.
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Posted By 'Jeanette' on Wed Oct 25 23:25:11 BST 2000:
To avoid the BBC censors, Porridge used 'naff' (as in 'naff off', naffing' etc) which passed into the language. I quite like the expression that Stressed Eric's boss fequently yells - 'Arseburger!'.
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Posted By 'Squidy' on Wed Oct 25 23:40:21 BST 2000:
I know it a pathetic thing to say but Red Dwarf's "smeg" and all it's variations.
I still prefer "naff".
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Posted By 'RB' on Thu Oct 26 14:00:10 BST 2000:
>To avoid the BBC censors, Porridge used 'naff' (as in 'naff off', naffing' etc) which passed into the language.
I thought that Naff came from Polari and actually stood for Normal As Fuck. It was a gay post-war Manchester thing. I think Tony "Coronation Street" Warren has mentioned it.
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Posted By 'Jake' on Thu Oct 26 14:08:54 BST 2000:
>To avoid the BBC censors, Porridge used 'naff' (as in 'naff off', naffing' etc) which passed into the language. I quite like the expression that Stressed Eric's boss fequently yells - 'Arseburger!'.
And it's varients, 'it's a double arseburger with cheese' and the like.
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Posted By Ewar Woowar on Thu Oct 26 15:04:50 BST 2000:
arsebastard
wankbiscuit
Robbie Williams
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Posted By 'Jon' on Thu Oct 26 15:13:18 BST 2000:
That 'biscuit game' thing is preying on your imagination, isn't it Ewar?
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Posted By 'Squidy' on Thu Oct 26 16:04:29 BST 2000:
Mykola Pawluk.
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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Thu Oct 26 16:31:41 BST 2000:
And in Amsterdam it's ArseRoyale.
But do you really want the one with cheese?
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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Fri Oct 27 10:16:59 BST 2000:
Feck is always useful, you can release just about as much energy by shouting it out without actually swearing across the room.
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Posted By 'Squidy' on Fri Oct 27 10:45:05 BST 2000:
Anything ending with a K can have the same impact as fuck. Try shouting these:
Blonk!
Spark!
Croak!
Splink!
Cunk!
Dank!
Plonk!
Spunk!
and
Mykola Puwluk!
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Posted By 'Nik' on Fri Oct 27 23:37:00 BST 2000:
Chesney Hawkes!
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Posted By 'Yomlogs' on Sat Oct 28 23:07:44 BST 2000:
Frunk
Spollops
Dresby
Yink
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Posted By 'TK' on Sun Oct 29 20:12:52 GMT 2000:
And THE CUDDLY TOY!
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Posted By Ewar Woowar on Mon Oct 30 12:01:51 GMT 2000:
arsegeorge
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