more chris morris Posted Mon Oct 23 14:49:49 BST 2000 by 'jason hazeley'

http://www.bishopslips.com

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Posted By TJ on Mon Oct 23 15:37:48 BST 2000:

For some reason, the sound ain't comin' through...


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Posted By 'tvspaulmoore' on Mon Oct 23 20:33:10 BST 2000:

Very good. Who made that then? Anyone know?


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Posted By TJ on Mon Oct 23 20:35:49 BST 2000:

I believe it's an outtake from "jam", now on the net to accompany the CD...


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Posted By Mogwai on Tue Oct 24 01:29:33 BST 2000:

Whether or not they ever expected C4 to broadcast it, this has to be a 'Jam' version of the notorious 'Blue Jam' Diana funeral cut-up which was faded out half-way through transmission, apparently by an appalled Radio 1 duty engineer.

As far as I can see, the nifty lip-synching indicates that it's the real thing and not simply some doting fan's attempt at a bootleg. Anyone out there want to confirm?


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Posted By TJ on Tue Oct 24 08:45:53 BST 2000:

There's also a censored Blue Jam sketch on the Warp site...


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Posted By 'Micheal Winners Left Leg' on Tue Oct 24 10:52:30 BST 2000:

>Whether or not they ever expected C4 to broadcast it, this has to be a 'Jam' version of the notorious 'Blue Jam' Diana funeral cut-up which was faded out half-way through transmission, apparently by an appalled Radio 1 duty engineer.
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>As far as I can see, the nifty lip-synching indicates that it's the real thing and not simply some doting fan's attempt at a bootleg. Anyone out there want to confirm?
>
>
the last track on the cd is called www.bishoplips.com

there is also a link to the site on the blue jam album web page (www.warprecords.com/bluejam/)

For anyone who is interested, www.bishoplips.com is hosted by an american company, in america


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Posted By 'tvspaulmoore' on Tue Oct 24 21:06:32 BST 2000:

Is it just me who can't get the *other* censored sketch (audio only) to play?


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Posted By TJ on Tue Oct 24 22:04:46 BST 2000:

Paul, which version of RealPlayer are you using?


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Posted By 'tvspaulmoore' on Tue Oct 24 22:26:25 BST 2000:

>Paul, which version of RealPlayer are you using?

Apparently it's Real Player 8 (Basic)- though it might be my employer's duff network/ firewall/ ISBloodyD

Am I missing much by not hearing the audio sketch- is it not on the CD- and if not was it on the radio?*


*In which case it was better there-<BANG> Ow...tray on head... <BANG> tray on head...




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Posted By TJ on Tue Oct 24 23:16:09 BST 2000:

The sketch was cut from the first series (not, as is commonly believed, from the faded-out final episode, but from the one - I think it was the fourth - that fell way short of sixty minutes), and is not on the CD. The shock value is amazing, and it has some killer lines, but it doesn't stand up next to the very best of "Blue Jam"...


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Posted By Mogwai on Wed Oct 25 00:41:04 BST 2000:

I like the idea of writing a sketch so ludicrously obscene that management will have to cut it, and which you had no intention of broadcasting anyway, simply in order to slip past them some extremely dubious material which is almost inoffensive in comparison. Chris has learnt his Brass Eye lessons well. The force is strong with this one...


(NB Paul - you do need RealPlayer G2 - anything less won't do. And if you do get G2, you'll probably find you have to open the link from the Player, not from the Warp site itself. I discovered this only after ten minutes or so buggering about on WarpNet trying to get the thing to load, after which I noticed that (a) it wasn't working and (b) the Blue Jam pages are designed so that the text wobbles, almost imperceptibly, but easily enough to give you a headache if you're not careful.)


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Posted By 'Squidy' on Wed Oct 25 11:26:38 BST 2000:

It not new writing unbroadcastable material so that other lines can get in. Peter Rogers did it in the Carry On's all the time.


Can't think of any examples though.


And the 'docrude' sketch is online in MP3 form at:
http://www.egroups.com/files/thecabal/chris+morris+-+blue+jam%2C+docrude.mp3

You might have to be a member of The Cabal though.


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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Wed Oct 25 14:40:16 BST 2000:

Anybody willing to type up a transcript of the censored sketch, for those of us with shit computers?

Please?


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