It's no use trying to be funny... Posted Wed Oct 18 00:08:26 BST 2000 by 'Simon u know who'

If you haven't got a mouth. Is it.

I'd like to see more naked bottoms on telly.

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Posted By 'Jeanette' on Wed Oct 18 22:45:54 BST 2000:

>...I'd like to see more naked bottoms on telly.
>
Won't it break the set?

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Posted By 'Mouse ' on Wed Oct 18 23:37:34 BST 2000:

there wouldn't be room, the cat sleeps there......

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Posted By 'Phil' on Wed Oct 18 23:47:30 BST 2000:


I misread it as "I'd like to see more naked bottoms on jelly."


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Posted By 'Jeanette' on Thu Oct 19 21:27:57 BST 2000:

Sounds like a Delia Smith recipe.

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Posted By Bean Is A Carrot on Fri Oct 20 12:07:13 BST 2000:

>Sounds like a Delia Smith recipe.

Was all that stuff about Delia having a fight with other TV chefs?

I'd like to see Delia Smith having an all-in fistfight with Antony Warrel-Thompson, Nigella Bates, Ainsley Harriot, Jamie Oliver, Clarissa Dickson-Wright and the rest of them on TV.

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Posted By 'Al' on Fri Oct 20 18:30:39 BST 2000:

>>Sounds like a Delia Smith recipe.
>
>Was all that stuff about Delia having a fight with other TV chefs?
>
>I'd like to see Delia Smith having an all-in fistfight with Antony Warrel-Thompson, Nigella Bates, Ainsley Harriot, Jamie Oliver, Clarissa Dickson-Wright and the rest of them on TV.

Yes. Armed with flamethrowers preferably...

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Posted By Justin on Fri Oct 20 18:33:36 BST 2000:

>>>Sounds like a Delia Smith recipe.
>>
>>Was all that stuff about Delia having a fight with other TV chefs?
>>
>>I'd like to see Delia Smith having an all-in fistfight with Antony Warrel-Thompson, Nigella Bates, Ainsley Harriot, Jamie Oliver, Clarissa Dickson-Wright and the rest of them on TV.
>
>Yes. Armed with flamethrowers preferably...

Phew, does that mean Nigella Lawson can be spared, then?

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Posted By 'Al' on Fri Oct 20 18:38:25 BST 2000:

Yes - but only coz my wife likes her...

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