Gas bottle in the audience, hmmm? Is he going to sabotage the show?

>Gas bottle in the audience, hmmm? Is he going to sabotage the show?

Not that I could tell.

One quick thing in this vein:

Threats are not funny. (Ewar Woowar: 'When do we start with the death threats? Where are the Corpses - what about their "direct action"? If ever there was a worthy target....')

Criticise. Do not terrorise.

Jokily or otherwise.

Actually those death threats on Iain Lee after him calling that one nostilled eastenders woman a drug addled bitch were probably the funniest thing to be connected with the 11 o clock show. It's making me lugh now just thinking about Iain cacking his pants over getting some naughty phone calls.

Why? Why the fuck is that funny? You sick fuck.

Sorry if I've misunderstood you, mate, but you do appear to have misread the situation. Evil Clown is a regular 'comedy' figure on this forum, and as far as I know the 'threats' that you seem to think he/she/it is making probably have no basis in reality as I doubt that it is a real entity.

In the past, the clown and the other caps lock fiends have threatened a load of old ITV logos. Hardly what I would call offensive.

I was referring to the message from Steven.

Not offensive? I for one am shitting myself.

In the Melody Maker interview a few weeks ago (printed after he'd quit), IL said he'd been threatened by a Turkish man who was angry about some gags he'd told about an earthquake in that country, that caused thousands of deaths. He said the man approached him when he saw him at the Millenium Dome, started turning up outside his house, and caused Iain to have to move.

I don't know why anyone would threaten IL about Daniella Westbrook, since the 'missing septum' story broke after his last series of 11OCS had ended. So he would never had told any gags about it.

"...some gags he'd told about an earthquake in that country, that caused thousands of deaths."

I meant it was the earthquake that caused the deaths. Sorry for the ambiguity.

The 11 o clock show was on when that story about the missing septum was on, cos I saw him telling jokes and showing pictures of her on the show. He also called her a drug addled bitch or something similar, I just think it's funny how Iain Lee's job is to me an offensive prick, and then when someone phones up and gives him offensive calls he phones the police and is seen with an entourage of bodyguards and all sorts. What a twat.

Having your life threatened can't be that nice though.

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>Criticise. Do not terrorise.
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>Jokily or otherwise.


Oh, lighten up, fercryinoutloud. Don't be so effin miserable. (Perhaps there's something to this "karma" thing after all...?)

I would guess it would be nearly as bad to have your terminal illness taken the piss out of on TV out of Iain Lee's very own mouth, as he's done many a time. I suppose you think he's allowed double standards? I don't..

Okay.

If you going to make a fuss about people with double standards, I think we should judge some of them differently to the others.

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