Here we go again....LIVE FORUM ADVENTURE GAME!
Posted Mon Oct 16 13:31:52 BST 2000 by 'Gandalf Roberts'
You are in a television studio where a topical comedy show is about to be recorded. An audience of plebs is giggling eagerly at the drivel spouted at them by the warm-up man. You find yourself sitting in the host's chair. A red light goes on. You hear the sig music.
You see:
Your co-host.
Your producer.
The team of writers cowering off-camera.
The Sword of Thrixbleen.
Exits:
North
West
Local Radio
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Posted By 'Jon' on Mon Oct 16 14:29:34 BST 2000:
"Good evening! And what a week it's been! You'd think it would be impossible to make any topical jokes about the week's events - flooding in Carlisle, plague in Devon, the outbreak of World War 3 - but we're going to try to keep you laughing through it!..."
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Posted By 'Gandalf Roberts' on Mon Oct 16 14:45:01 BST 2000:
The audience produce machine guns and aim them at you......
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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Mon Oct 16 16:13:22 BST 2000:
>READ AUTOCUE
The autocue does not help, displaying as it does only a weak pun about Judy Finnegan's breasts.
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Posted By Suiii on Mon Oct 16 16:46:39 BST 2000:
>USE SWORD
Do you really wish to slay all those around you?
Y/N
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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Mon Oct 16 18:26:48 BST 2000:
N
USE SWORD ON SELF
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Posted By Arma on Mon Oct 16 18:28:02 BST 2000:
USE sword ON writers
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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Mon Oct 16 18:49:11 BST 2000:
This does no good, because as everyone knows, the pen is mightier than the sword.
Ya, and if you will, boom.
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Posted By 'RapH' on Mon Oct 16 18:55:03 BST 2000:
>REPEAT SAME GAG AS PANELLIST WITH THE WORDS IN A DIFFERENT ORDER
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Posted By 'The Hobbit' on Mon Oct 16 19:51:18 BST 2000:
You see some pale bulbous eyes staring at you.
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Posted By 'Phil' on Mon Oct 16 20:15:19 BST 2000:
>EXAMINE EYES
It is Daisy Donovan hiding under the desk.
She appears to be holding a "My Family" script, with her parts underlined in wax crayon.
>TALK TO DAISY
"My daddy's rich," says Daisy helpfully.
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Posted By 'boki' on Mon Oct 16 21:44:09 BST 2000:
FUCK
Don't be rude!!
SHIT
Don't be rude!!
PISS
Don't be rude!!
FELCH
You can't do that
USE heroin
You don't have that
PRESS BREAK
USE Manic miner tape ON computer INSTEAD
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Posted By 'Al' on Mon Oct 16 22:43:34 BST 2000:
>I
You are carrying:
A torch, some matches, an old bread roll, a copy of Graham Chapman's autobiography and something unidentifiable
>EXAMINE SOMETHING UNIDENTIFIABLE
I can't do that
>EXAMINE SOMETHING
What?
>EXAMINE UNIDENTIFIABLE
Try typing in English! (HA BLOODY HA)
>HELP
You're on your own!
>W
You go West....
A bank of lights fall from the roof, landing on you and killing you instantly. You are dead.
You have scored 0/450
Do you want another game Y/N
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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Mon Oct 16 23:02:30 BST 2000:
N
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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Tue Oct 17 15:39:38 BST 2000:
Sorry, but a new game starts automatically three days a week for the next twenty years.
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