I wonder what Elizabeth Boo is up to these days.....

*Where are you baby*

Didn't she marry Keith Throyd and become Speaker of the House?

Er. Are we just repeating Phill Jupitus's jokes now?

Oh. Did Jupitus do that one? Sorrysorrysorry.

<flagellates self>

Don't worry, Ewar.

It demonstrates one of two things:

1. You were out having a good time, thus avoiding this programme, while I was a sad bastard at home watching telly and eating a rather nice lasagne.

Or:

2. You just fell asleep.

Oh, I've thought of a third: You write Phil Jupitus's jokes and just forgot.

That posting contains more truth than you could possibly know... have you been following me?

Follow you?

To the ends of the earth. Natch.

They said:

"This programme contains strong language"

They meant:

"We've included a couple of clips of cheeky Mancunian pharmacist Bez swearing like a trooper, even though he's said everything interesting he's ever likely to years ago"

Bit of a swizz having the Cast Of Neighbours winning 1990. (I predict 1980 next Saturday will be won by....er The USA.) Maybe it was to stop New Kids On The Block winning (which they otherwise would have done by a mile).

The top ten for 1990 seemed to be compiled by most weeks on chart. They had Neighbours win, presumably because Kylie Minogue was unavailable for interview, and Jason Donovan was.

btw Ewar don't give your jokes to Phill Jupitus. They're much much more amusing when you *do* them!

1990? It's Guru time!!!!

PS. Congratulations to Mr Mandela on his release. Pity, I liked that Special AKA song...