Amazing translation of Nostradamus prediction - somebody's going to sit in the wrong chair in Auburn prison N.Y. and regret the electrifying experience.

The gold rush continues here in Australia. At this rate, truly we will be one of the major world economies. Our currency is destined to be as strong as the British pound, make no mistake!

Marconi - pah! It was much better on the telegraph.

Sold the automated milking machine I invented last year to David Shaw. He took a bit of persuading but then he saw the cows seemed to enjoy the process - just look at their little faces, it's almost as if they understand. Good job the milk bottle was invented 11 years ago, although I suspect it'll be about another 34 years before the refrigerator is available over here.

Remember, there'll always be milk!