#"When I held you near, you were Roy Kinnear........."#
Posted Fri Oct 13 22:04:05 BST 2000 by 'Jake Thingy'
TREAT ME LIKE YOU DID THE NIGHT BEFORE
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Posted By Mogwai on Sat Oct 14 00:32:03 BST 2000:
#"You got... Buster Keaton eyes"#
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Posted By 'Nik' on Sat Oct 14 02:39:33 BST 2000:
#"Isn't it good? Edward Woodward..."#
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Posted By 'Peter O' on Sat Oct 14 10:01:18 BST 2000:
We all live in a yellow submarine...
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Posted By 'Aslef Napkyn' on Sat Oct 14 11:04:11 BST 2000:
'Tonight, I sellotape my gloves to you'
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Posted By 'Peter O' on Sat Oct 14 11:24:09 BST 2000:
Stary, stary night,
Paint my nipples blue and grey...
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Posted By 'Jeanette' on Sat Oct 14 15:03:29 BST 2000:
And I'll send all my luggage to Crewe.
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Posted By 'Jeanette' on Sat Oct 14 15:25:18 BST 2000:
Will you still feed me, when I'm six feet four
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Posted By Suiii on Sat Oct 14 15:26:40 BST 2000:
The girl with colitis goes by.
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Posted By Suiii on Sat Oct 14 15:28:47 BST 2000:
You'll be dancing once again, when the penguins end.
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Posted By Suiii on Sat Oct 14 15:32:29 BST 2000:
You think the taxi's a bear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb on its back with your head in the clouds
And you're gone
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Posted By 'JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo' on Sat Oct 14 15:45:02 BST 2000:
Michelle my bell, some day monkey play piano song, play piano song.
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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Sat Oct 14 16:00:53 BST 2000:
Cop, bitch, cop, bitch, motherf*cker!
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Posted By 'Jake Thingy' on Sat Oct 14 16:29:01 BST 2000:
Back in the 80's, there was that song, "Don't Mess With My Toot Toot", performed by a large Jamaican woman called Denise LaSalle. Apparently the "Toot Toot" bit referred to her daughter, I did wonder if it was a vital part of the female anatomy. Anyway, my dad really was convinced that it was a heavy protest song against the South African government, not to mess with Tutu, as in Bishop Desmond.
I'm not the only daft one in my family.
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Posted By 'Jeanette' on Sat Oct 14 20:53:25 BST 2000:
Suddenly someone embarrassed the turnstile,
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes...
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Posted By 'Jeanette' on Sat Oct 14 20:54:45 BST 2000:
She's got a chicken to ride, but she don't care.
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Posted By 'Al' on Sat Oct 14 23:28:56 BST 2000:
"She means nothing to me....
Old piano"
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Posted By Mogwai on Sun Oct 15 00:31:00 BST 2000:
www.kissthisguy.com
You'll thank me. (That's if this entire thread isn't lifted wholesale from there already...)
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Posted By 'Nik' on Sun Oct 15 00:50:50 BST 2000:
Thank you, Mogwai.
Aaaaaahh!
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Posted By 'Jeanette' on Sun Oct 15 01:52:24 BST 2000:
And 'The Ants Are My Friends'
http://www.thechicagoloop.net/lyrics/
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Posted By 'Nik' on Sun Oct 15 01:56:39 BST 2000:
Actually, I thought we were writing the lyrics for Carter USM's comeback album.
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Posted By 'Jeanette' on Sun Oct 15 12:16:50 BST 2000:
Oh no, my secret songwriting job has been exposed...
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Posted By 'Al' on Sun Oct 15 21:19:34 BST 2000:
"Win a Lada, Mrs Davies..."
...and it should be "This means nothing to me/Old piano"
oldies but goodies:
"Spare him his life for his pork sausages"
"Beezlebub has a devil for a sideboard"
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Posted By 'Nev Fountain' on Mon Oct 16 20:02:48 BST 2000:
'Mull of Kintyre,
Oh, fish strolling in from the sea...'
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Posted By 'Nev' on Wed Oct 18 23:41:28 BST 2000:
Or that Billy Idol song from Romancing the Stone, 'Go and get stuffed'.
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