Chapter 2
"AAAgh!" screamed Gas Bottle, averting her eyes, "IST MARTING CLUENSS!!!!"
The spectacle was too terrible to describe...
...let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of the scene.
Chapter 3
Meanwhile, in a new thread, Jake Thingy was battling with Peter O to create a funny parody of a current comedy style, as kinder suprise thinks of something interesting to add. Jon and TJ sit in the corner repeating the phrase 'CM is God' over and over again, when suddenly.....
... the door is flung open.
"Right, you fuckers, I'm back," bellows Mogwai.
The Corpses writhe and try to cry out in their bunker where they lie bound and gagged, but no-one can hear...
... the real Jim Yoakum, who is conveniently on holiday at the same time an imposter (known now as the Evil Jim Yoakum) arrives on the scene and calls us all 'thieving bastards' (and worse). The Forum argues with him day after day, night after night, until...
Darkness.
Void.
The plug is pulled on SOTCAA.
The world without SOTCAA is a despondent place. Edits go unreported. Previously unknown comedy material by the greats remains unknown. Minor comedians are not called cunts. Alison Graham runs amok, unchecked. People openly admire TGP. Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker elope in a gold sedan chair pulled by spastic cats.
Meanwhile, back at the TV Forum, the forumgoers have finally suceeded in capturing one of the few remaining 11OCS writers (the others having all been executed for crimes against humanity). He is forced to watch a looped tape of his own jokes until he reveals the location of Iain Lee's bunker, in which the unedited tapes of Brass Eye are being held for ransom...