helop me pleradsrse. Posted Thu Oct 12 00:23:15 BST 2000 by 'EVL CLOWN VTOM FORUSMTS L;OGO! LOFGO!'

help i amd traprpyrred in a building in amerivas

i was cva[pitured by the worst logo of rthawem all, 1970's itv strike caption card
i am poweerless against it

it cpatureed me ont he orcders of an american with the same numbers of letters ion tjheir name asd idents

it do3sw not not that i sneaked a compouter and modentm in here

help me i am despitreate

thes only way that youi van save me is to all lsitrens to the c;losing theme ofg cvaptiain cavemetan

help

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Posted By Suiii on Thu Oct 12 00:46:46 BST 2000:

Oh no! Poor Clown!

IDENTS, ALWAYS THE IDENTS I AM SO ANGRY NOW!

If everyone clicks here: http://www.roundst.demon.co.uk/sounds/caveman.wav

they can hear the music which will kill the evil idents and set clown free!


Be brave Mr Clown! The TV forum loves you!

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Posted By TJ on Thu Oct 12 00:54:49 BST 2000:

I've got an even better idea... as far as I know, the Captain Caveman end music was basically an edited version of the theme from long-forgotten Hanna Barbera opus "The CB Bears", which I have the full unedited version of... if I can get that encoded, and we all listen to it, maybe it will have a powerful enough effect to finish off idents for good!

Suiii, I mailed Liza Tarbuck and she replied!

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Posted By TJ on Thu Oct 12 01:10:15 BST 2000:

Quick, everyone, over here:

http://www.alism.plus.com/wav/c/captcav2.wav

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Posted By Suiii on Thu Oct 12 01:26:45 BST 2000:

>>Suiii, I mailed Liza Tarbuck and she replied!

REALLY??

*faints* Oh My God!! What she say?? Did you inform her that she is invited to partake in some syrupy fun? Whoooah!

CLOWN, WE HAVE BEGUN THE FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM!
NELE MORISEY WILL PAY!

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Posted By TJ on Thu Oct 12 07:27:23 BST 2000:

I informed her of it, but I'm afraid the reply is not suitable for public forum consumption...

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Posted By 'EVIL GAS BOTTLE' on Thu Oct 12 16:40:00 BST 2000:

CWLIND I WQILL GET YOU OUT OF THEIR MYSELF IF AHS TIOP BE.

TYNE TEES FROOM THE 80S IS ALSO BEHIIINFD TIHIS

I KNOEW

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Posted By Mogwai on Sat Oct 14 00:50:31 BST 2000:

>long-forgotten Hanna Barbera opus "The CB Bears"

I have spent the last twenty years asking people if any of them had ever seen this bloody thing, to which the answer was universally "no". I was on the verge of giving up and accepting that I'd spent my childhood hallucinating when someone pointed me in the direction of TVCream - or something very similar - where I was able to verify that (a) it existed!!! and (b) it was actually a bit shit.

Anyway, back to the "fun" of deciphering EVLL's latest Tourette-o-gram. Did you know over 17% of the adults in this country are functionally illiterate? Sorry, "FYUNGCTUIUYVNBLLY IULLITEREte". For fuck's sake.

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Posted By 'EVIL BLUE FLAME FREND OF EVILE GAS BOTLE' on Sat Oct 14 15:07:23 BST 2000:

WE HAV NOTR HEARDEDF FROM CLOWINDE FOR SOME DAYS NOW. I HOPE THE IDENASTS

AAARGH IDENTRS IDENTS

I HOPE THEY HAVBE NOT HARMEDE CLOWND.

GASD BOTEL, HAVE YU ANY NEWS OF CLOWIND?

EBFFOEGB-MM


AND GRENML;IKN, OR WHATEVR YU ARE CALLED, WE AER NOT ONE EVIL IDENRTITY, WE ARE PART OFG THE IDENT FIGTING CORPS, KILERS IOF NELE MORISERTY. MAY HE BURNG IN HELLL FOTR ETRENITY.

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Posted By Mogwai on Sat Oct 14 16:31:58 BST 2000:

>AND GRENML;IKN, OR WHATEVR YU ARE CALLED, WE AER NOT ONE EVIL IDENRTITY, WE ARE PART OFG THE IDENT FIGTING CORPS, KILERS IOF NELE MORISERTY. MAY HE BURNG IN HELLL FOTR ETRENITY.

I wouldn't resent this all so much if I didn;t hear almost exactly the same endless bullshit every time I go to my local supermarket and have to run the gauntlet of mad flatulent alcoholic tramps who infest the benches outside it. Thanks for making my forum-going equally tedious, however many of you there are.

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