Didn't take long for the jungle drums to start beating!

Really? I missed that? Fuck. I hope some considerate soul has done a vidcap of it, to be transmitted on a website.

Don't worry, it'll be filed alongside 'R. Madeley Ali G Impression' and, hopefully, repeated endlessly.

Aaaah good. Although, not sure if I really wanna see Shakes semi-clad. I suppose it's a bit like slowing down to get a look at a car crash, you don't want to but you can't help it!

How much could you see?

The funny thing was that Richard thought everyone was laughing at his Ali G...when in fact they were amused by a couple of ther things.

Did you get to see the nips?

It's front page on the Sun, check it out on the website:

http://www.the-sun.co.uk/

Is it worth unzipping?

Those top stories today:

"SHE'S had her knockers but Geri Halliwell has the best breasts in showbusiness according to a new survey"

IN OTHER PAPERS: crisis in Middle East, coup in Serbia, 11OCS new series, etc...

I used to buy The Sun just to show that the 'serious' papers wern't clever enough for me, aaaahhh... but then the strain of reading all that shit about showbiz just got too much, especially on days when there was real stories in the news.

Sorry, the other papers WEREN'T clever enough, and it was days when there WERE real stories. Etc, etc.

mmm, she's got quite a set on her, actually!

Did antone notice that Thames shows on the Awards were credited: Pearson/Thames/Carlton TV.

Are all the Thames programmes now a Carlton Presentation for the ITV network. I have notice that when a complaint is made to the ITC about The Bill, the complaint is given to Carlton by the ITC.

>Did antone notice that Thames shows on the Awards were credited: Pearson/Thames/Carlton TV.
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And the ATV and Central shows credited to Carlton. They showed an early cip of Chris Tarrant when he used to do the humourous stories on local news in the Midlands. The caption read: ATV Today/Central News Carlton Television.

Hey, take it outside ident boy!

We're talking about judy finnegan's breasts here.

>Hey, take it outside ident boy!
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>We're talking about judy finnegan's breasts here.

I tried to do a news item about Judy's breasts on "Celebrity!" today, and Granada forbade me from touching on them, and gagged John leslie who would have let us interview him. He was really gutted, he wanted to talk about her breasts. We even had a quote lined up from big-breasted pundit Eve Pollard.... So we ended up dropping it in favour of some last-minute, thrown-together nonsense about the Hollywood power list...
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>Hey, take it outside ident boy!
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>We're talking about judy finnegan's breasts here.

Oh yes! did you notice on GMTV the clip of Judy's moment was credited 'Carlton TV', and yet on the Big Breakfast is was 'Indigo TV'.

Is that close enough to the thread subject for you?

>>Hey, take it outside ident boy!
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>>We're talking about judy finnegan's breasts here.
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>Oh yes! did you notice on GMTV the clip of Judy's moment was credited 'Carlton TV', and yet on the Big Breakfast is was 'Indigo TV'.
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>Is that close enough to the thread subject for you?

No. It involves idents, and they've killed our beloved Clowne.

You have Border TV-coloured Countdown Clock blood on your hands.

No-one seems to credit shows properly, especially people who work on shows at about 6am because they're tired and overworked and not thinking straight (or haven't had time to check their facts....) The NTA was made by Indigo Productions for ITV. Not Carlton.
By the way, Indigo is charging every broadcaster £500 per minute for the NTA footage - Judy's earned them a fortune.
Carlton now owns ATV and Central's libraries, and Pearson owns Thames, which is why - much as I hate it - one has to credit Carlton and Pearson for fab old clips even though I would much rather credit Thames or ATV.

Why wouldn't they let you touch on Judy's breasts, Simon?

Were your fingers dirty?

That's the thing with TV people - they look after vtheir own. If one of the Forum ladies - such as Ewar Woowar - had been involved in such an incident, they'd never take it off the screens.

[Sigh] If only...

"If only" I'd get me baps out in the Royal Albert Hall on national television?

Rest assured, Jon, it has become my mission in life.

Judy's got a lovely story to tell the grandkids, hasn't she?

88 YEAR OLD JUDY: Did I ever tell you about the time...

GRANDSON: YES! A thousand times!! Now please, Gran, not in front of the vicar! (turns to furious bride) Sorry about this, love...

>"If only" I'd get me baps out in the Royal Albert Hall on national television?
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>Rest assured, Jon, it has become my mission in life.

Tickets available from all the usual outlets?