paul twist i think it is, actually

It's all so true! Say, you don't happen to deal in those name/personality keyrings do you Mr.Watcher?

It IS paul twist, but thanks for noticing anyway.

Yes kinder. I have them in blue, red or silver.

what are you talking about phil?

Damn you, Konda Sophrise.

>Peter O - Always ready for an argument, becoming obsessed with Subbes?

I prefer "disgusted."

Hang on, I'm sure that's the name of the makeshift Ritalin I ingest.

>>Peter O - Always ready for an argument, becoming obsessed with Subbes?
>
>I prefer "disgusted."


See? Aaaaaaaaah

>Ailie - cyber flirt

Heh heh!

Well, I can't really deny that, I don't suppose.

I like the Subbes coment. Very well put, Watcher! :0)

Fat Frank - Always fat, often frank. Never has full sex but settles for a wank.

Gee - <insufficent data>

What about meeeee? Look at me! Look at me!

>Subbes - re-reading The Bell Jar for the twentieth time


*gape*

I actually just bought that book.
I'm a hideous stereotype, yet again. Oh well.

>What about meeeee? Look at me! Look at me!

Yes. This one is known to me. There is an odour of irony to Arma's post, wittily sending up the Forum users' wish to be recognized, coupled with a genuine desire to be acknowledged as an important Forum regular.

*Sniff* - you got it in one. Thankyou Mr(s) Watcher.

And yes, I am very odorous.

Mr.Watcher,

Do you have any suggestions of betterment for those you have disected?

...other than the obvious "bugger off" ones, because I think they've been done to death.

I;m going to stop reading The Bell Jar, in favour of Girl, Interrupted.








Oh, come on. Smile, please.

In your case Kinder, I'm sure he will merely suggest more Ritalin.

It is not for me to tell people how to live. I am merely the mirror of their own hidden selves. Or perhaps something even more pretentious than that.

Why did you exclude yourself from the synopsis? Why must you be a mirror? Do you not have a protruding surface of your own? Or are you only confident in expressing yourself through the observation of others?

Maybe as a watcher, they've newver posted and so are not a "part" of the forum. Or maybe they're pure evil, come to kill us all.

Erm, yeah.

>Why did you exclude yourself from the synopsis? Why must you be a mirror? Do you not have a protruding surface of your own? Or are you only confident in expressing yourself through the observation of others?

a fair point, young kinder

suffice to say i am a regular on this forum who has given up his account name in an attempt to reduce his swollen ego

were i to give you a precis of my former self it might run thus:

can't type to save his life

Then secretly, you are me, in disguise!

Or... something, yes.

Are you the clown?

Actually you have a fairly authoritarian deep booming voice. Although that's in my head. But so is the happy place.

No clown I. Although the caperings of him and Gas Bottle did bring a smile to my face after the SOTCAAectomy.

know this. i love you all very much.

now let's all contribute to the "carry on satanically" thread as it is excellent (or ecellent if you will)

(Shrivels up through lack of attention)

*sniff* nobody loves me...

Addendum:

Jase - down to earth, socialist proud of his Yorkshire roots - equally at home with idents or sitcom
John! - sorely missed, beautifully gay Doctor Who fan and bon viveur
Suiii - sorely missed, Sapphic busty beauty, lover of snack produce
Bent Halo - the man in the know, authoritative, fair
Gee - socialist of the old school, blunt, decisive, intrinsically decent with a dose of cynicism

Whatever happened to PJ

Am I a nice boy? I suppose I am...

Are we allowed to add the Corpses & various comedic-people, or would that be painting walls with a lovely mock-wallpaper?

Where _is_ Suiii?

The Asda aliens have got her.

>What about meeeee? Look at me! Look at me!

Actually I didn't mean to put my name to that little ditty.

I meant to put Fat Frank but I wrote Gee instead.

I heard from Suii at the Channel 4 forum about for 5 days ago. She said she's lying low for a bit. Don't know about John! He's probably getting his head down at Manchester.

Ignore the 'for'in the last posting and it might make sense.

>Jon - witty, always ready with an acerbic rejoinder
>
>Ailie - cyber flirt
>
>Justin - charming, self-effacing, knowledgeable, much-loved Forum user
>
>TJ - buckets of enthusiasm, Chris Morris's loyal defender
>
>Prisoner #93A234 Simon Adebisi - maverick cut and paste genius
>
>kinder surprise - starved of Ritalin
>
>Subbes - re-reading The Bell Jar for the twentieth time
>
>Peter O - Always ready for an argument, becoming obsessed with Subbes?
>
>EVIL CLOWNE FROM FORUMS LOGO! LOGO! - Guarding the world from the evil that he calls "nele morrisey"
>
>EVIL GAS BOTTLE - CLOWNE'S partner in misspelling. Once an evil force, since the SOTCAA shutdown has become a force for good.
>
>Sheep - likes being mentioned in this sort of thing
>
>Al - seems like a nice boy
>
>phil twist - new guy, done very well for himself
>
>
>
>
>
>

That was a joke of sorts.

Confused the hell out of me for a bit. I thought you might of changed your entry.

Nobody loves me
Everybody hates me
I think I'll go and eat worms

I've just discovered this thread. I should just say that I'm not The Watcher. I think it is Mogwai (remember him?)

>Nobody loves me
>Everybody hates me
>I think I'll go and eat worms

You all want acknowledgement do you? Confirmation of your worth?

Very well. RB is a frequent contributor to the TV Forum.

Not an earth-shattering pronouncement I grant you but there you go.

Reduced to a grudging afterthought.

Nothing worth parodying.

I am bland. I am instantly forgettable.

Past work: At or O'clock, Budweiser ads, the long-running waleS4Cymru, infallible ability to remember Border Television presenters' names deemed irrelevant.


"is a frequent contributor to the TV Forum"

Watcher you're so cruel, but the worst thing is you didn't mean to be.

I'm off to catch me some more worms.

Some people worry about recognition far too much.

Thanks to Al for remembering me. What about the rest of you?

I have difficulty getting near a computer now. Well, not right now obviously, but most of the time. Hence, no postings from me.

Hellooooo. It's rather cold in here today, extra scarves are called for. I have indeed been on a vacation of sorts, the nightmare world of flu (and indeed nightmares, which prevent sleep). Managed to surf for 5 full minutes the other day (hence the R2R thing) before I felt compelled to return to bed!!

Watcher, any relation to the golden retriever in the Dean R Koontz book of the same name??

No. I view Koontz as a hack.

I am named after no-one, but I am a bit like Galactus, except I am a bit smaller.

Nice to have you back Suiii.

I am not here to parody you RB. Merely reflect. You have contributed much of worth.

I do not mean to leave people out. I simply reflect back to you the impressions this Forum leaves upon me.

I am not Mogwai - I miss his posts.

It is pleasing when one ditches one's account name and becomes disembodied. Maybe we all should do it........

Imagine my friends - a Forum with no regular contributors.....only opinions.

Naah, that's daft.

If you're not Mogwai you must be Dr. Hackenbush.

Wrong once more Jon.

You've seen "Scream" haven't you?

You're Neve Campbell? Blimey!

That's right baby!

No. Not really.

Just, as we Watchers say, kidding.

I am experiencing a twinge of pleasure at this curiosity as to my identity, but I feel this is leading me to the overweaning hubris which caused me to abandon my account name in the first place.

Maybe it is time I retired.

In fact, it is. I shall leave. And I don't mean a Subbes kind of "I'm going now........oh I'm back" departure either. No offence, by the way, Subbes. I love you as I love all Forum users, with all my being.

Goodbye.

Who was that masked man/woman?

Charlie Brooker? Slightly_outrageous? Joe4SOTCAA? God knows. But who cares?

Slightly Outrageous? Hahahaha, don't be silly!

GOTCHA!!!

The last few Slightly_outrageous postings were rubbish, you were right to quit.

Jon you little bastard. I am very unimpressed by your disdain towards slightly_ who at least had the charisma to adapt.

I was just trying to smoke The Watcher out... turns out all 3 of you are the same person...

>I was just trying to smoke The Watcher out... turns out all 3 of you are the same person...

Careful Jon, isn't this how the Holy Trinity started?

I have a theory as to who it was. The Watcher said he was tired of using his account name. Check back a few threads......

"Tired of names"
"Namesick"
"The man with a name"

Points somewhere....

>>Subbes - re-reading The Bell Jar for the twentieth time
>
>
>*gape*
>
>I actually just bought that book.

Have you read it yet? It's fantastic.

Looks like I just have a walk-on part. I'll have to say something really controversial and get myself noticed. So here goes:

Carlton Television: The best station ever!

There...got that off my chest.

>Carlton Television: The best station ever!

I actually do wish they'd take over UTV. THen I wish anyone would take over UTV and Carlton seem the most likely atm.

Well it would be one less ident for the clown to worrye about...

>In fact, it is. I shall leave. And I don't mean a Subbes kind of "I'm going now........oh I'm back" departure either. No offence, by the way, Subbes. I love you as I love all Forum users, with all my being.

Oh, well it's nice to know I'm good for <i>something</i>.

>>I actually just bought that book.
>Have you read it yet? It's fantastic.


*shakes head*

it's being delivered ver-y slow-ly. Only read a few excerpts - where she's being photographed and when she sits by the sea.

Haven't you read the bit where she gets kidnapped by pirates?

So who three are all the same three?

kinder, The Watcher, and Slightly_outrageous are the same person, we've discovered.

I thought Mr Griffiths (not the other one) was the Watcher.

And is kinder "slightly_outrageous" or just slightly outrageous?

Is anyone else me?

>Jon - witty, always ready with an acerbic rejoinder
>
>Ailie - cyber flirt
>
>Justin - charming, self-effacing, knowledgeable, much-loved Forum user
>
>TJ - buckets of enthusiasm, Chris Morris's loyal defender
>
>Prisoner #93A234 Simon Adebisi - maverick cut and paste genius
>
>kinder surprise - starved of Ritalin
>
>Subbes - re-reading The Bell Jar for the twentieth time
>
>Peter O - Always ready for an argument, becoming obsessed with Subbes?
>
>EVIL CLOWNE FROM FORUMS LOGO! LOGO! - Guarding the world from the evil that he calls "nele morrisey"
>
>EVIL GAS BOTTLE - CLOWNE'S partner in misspelling. Once an evil force, since the SOTCAA shutdown has become a force for good.
>
>Sheep - likes being mentioned in this sort of thing
>
>Al - seems like a nice boy
>
>phil twist - new guy, done very well for himself


Ewar Woowar - shallow, self-obsessed pointless slag, overlooked.

...and that's why we love her.

Well, I do.

But not kinder surprise.

Mr Griffiths was the Watcher. He did it as a stunt to publicise his new chandelier and bar manufacturing concern.

And to promote his new glossy magazine, 'Plumbers Gussets'.

>But not kinder surprise.

Who are you to say? I happen to love Ewar in an equal amount. We've both come through subbes related traumas and now have an unpenetrable bond.

2 things -
1) I was going to include you, Ewar, on my addendum, but I was *sure* you were on the original list. How about:

Ewar Woowar: straight-talking sauce bottle, rumoured to be linked with Jon but holding a candle for Justin.

2) Jon - the concept of Plath being captured by pirates in 'The Bell Jar' is the funniest thing I've read for months. Congrats! <shakes hand firmly>

>>Jon - witty, always ready with an acerbic rejoinder
>>
>>Ailie - cyber flirt
>>
>>Justin - charming, self-effacing, knowledgeable, much-loved Forum user
>>
>>TJ - buckets of enthusiasm, Chris Morris's loyal defender
>>
>>Prisoner #93A234 Simon Adebisi - maverick cut and paste genius
>>
>>kinder surprise - starved of Ritalin
>>
>>Subbes - re-reading The Bell Jar for the twentieth time
>>
>>Peter O - Always ready for an argument, becoming obsessed with Subbes?
>>
>>EVIL CLOWNE FROM FORUMS LOGO! LOGO! - Guarding the world from the evil that he calls "nele morrisey"
>>
>>EVIL GAS BOTTLE - CLOWNE'S partner in misspelling. Once an evil force, since the SOTCAA shutdown has become a force for good.
>>
>>Sheep - likes being mentioned in this sort of thing
>>
>>Al - seems like a nice boy
>>
>>phil twist - new guy, done very well for himself
>
>
>Ewar Woowar - shallow, self-obsessed pointless slag, overlooked.
>

Simon Harries - cheesy, stressed, no life, frequently pissed, too many videos to get through...

Wow - now I have something to really aspire to .... maybe, just maybe, I too will be listed as on of the TV Forum - Cast of Characters.

<sings: "I wish upon a star.....wonder where...">

Topol - arrogant, inarticulate moron who would prefer it if he was the only person on here

81 posts and not one mention of me. Thanks a lot, guys!

*turns on 11OCS and goes to sulk in the corner*

Stuart O - great, admirable, wonderful man of honour who'd never do anything underhand like posting anonymously to enhance his social standing, no.

If he didn't do it, who did? He must have loads of secret fans round here.

I thought he was an annoying little git, actually.

There's far too much recognition going on in this topic- i say, close it down.
The Bell Jar - She dies in the end. No, wait that was just real life wasn't it? Something else happens then. I have read the book, but i systematically removed it from my memory when i realised how shite it was. Thank you.

>If he didn't do it, who did? He must have loads of secret fans round here.
>
>I thought he was an annoying little git, actually.

I agree. Who does he think he is, anyway?

Odd definition of social standing - to be known by a tiny gaggle of 11oclockophobes.

Great to have you back, Topol!

And may I just welcome you by saying on your behalf that everyone on this forum (apart from your mates) are a useless splatter of spunk down the fucking trousers of comedy?

>And may I just welcome you by saying on your behalf that everyone on this forum (apart from your mates) are a useless splatter of spunk down the fucking trousers of comedy?

Now *that* made me laugh. See, Topol, in comparison, you can't even swear properly. (A major problem considering you can't type a sentence without saying fuck.)