"On my garden table I found a used condom..."
Posted Thu Oct 5 12:43:56 BST 2000 by Dr. Hackenbush
"On my garden table I found a used condom. With an empty packet and everything. Which made me so bad, for 48 hours I didn't know whether I was coming or going."
- old lady with Birmingham accent, Radio 4, 5 minutes ago.
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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Thu Oct 5 12:48:09 BST 2000:
>"On my garden table I found a used condom. With an empty packet and everything. Which made me so bad, for 48 hours I didn't know whether I was coming or going."
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> - old lady with Birmingham accent, Radio 4, 5 minutes ago.
I live in Birmingham. Believe me, this is normal.
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Posted By 'Gee' on Fri Oct 6 02:02:51 BST 2000:
Old Viz joke. Put a bit of fish in it and you'll have one of those boil-in-a-bag meals.
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Posted By 'paul twist' on Fri Oct 6 23:09:54 BST 2000:
Other old Viz joke: Used condoms make great "fish flavoured" chewing gum for cats.
I never said it was a FUNNY Viz joke.
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Posted By Jase on Sun Oct 8 02:47:36 BST 2000:
Sounds to me like the old lady might have known about the condom before it was discarded...
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