I'm gogoing right now. On my desk. In hot pants. To a recording of "Casino Royale".

What is this Jerry-Atrick of which you speak?

>I'm gogoing right now. On my desk. In hot pants. To a recording of "Casino Royale".
>
>What is this Jerry-Atrick of which you speak?

Christ, will you never stop?!

Sadowitz's new Channel 5 show.

YAY!!!

You started it.

So it's back to the magic then, judging by the title. Excellent news.

I went on Teusday. Keith Harris turned up to due his new 'blue' routine with Orville and Cuddles. Warped. Bib and Bob were also featured (the 'Venetian Blinds').

And I did not start it.

What's the KH stuff like/about?

And didn't he dod a "sick drugs record" ( (c) some MP or other) agaes ago, when he hit the rocks?

He starts off as usual, then Cuddles says 'There's something wrong with my cock!'. Keith is shocked and disgusted.

I 'ate that duck.

On Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Mark Lamarr asked Orville if "he knew the word 'C**t'" (not my censorship, it was bleeped on transmittion. By cunts.)
Anyway Orville replied 'I'm looking at one'. Tee bloody hee.

I always liked the theme tune to the short (and short-lived) 'Orville and Cuddles' cartoon series. I print it here in it's entirety:
"Orville is green/
Cuddles is mean/
Orville and Cuddles/
There on your screen."

Or was it "They're on your screen"....?

I'm pretty sure it was "they're".
I'm humming it now. Can you hear?







Of course not you fool, I'm in another country.

Yes, but oddly enough, I can still hear you...











No, wait, that's me.