Cancer.

Chris De Burgh

London Tonight.

No, seriously. Just now they had a thing about it being 'Take-your-dog-to-work day'. It started of as a normal 'dead donkey' report but decended into the newsreader discussing her own dog Stafford ('...named after the late chancellor' Copyright. Monty Python). It hit the peak(?) of banality when she said that Stafford was 'very lazy'.

Also, on Celebrity! just now, the editor of Smash Hits has said that Geri Halliwell is a mixture of Pat Pheonix, Barbara Windsore and , I think, Shirley Bassey. Twat.

Oh, and read the second column in Funny Old World in the new Private Eye. It HAS to be a spoof.

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Just remembered that on the earlier edition of London Tonight (Today?) that Diana Donovan was on and showed a baby photo of daughter Daisy Donovan.

I guess Stafford wasn't the only dog on the programme, eh viewers? ('Joke' copyright the 11 O'Clock Show writers)

nele morrissey

getting run over by a lorry then being beaten with baseball bat-wielding 13 year old kids from machester, then watching an episode of Full Swing with Jimmy Tarbuck.

I'll tell you what isn't..Spotty little girlies stringing together cultural references and thinking it's funny.

Hello Topol, I thought you were dead.

Brass Eye is funnier than 11 OCS.

That's not a joke, it's just a fact.

>I'll tell you what isn't..Spotty little girlies stringing together cultural references and thinking it's funny.

Funnier than what you called comedy last night. This just gets more embarrassing.

Or did you visit this forum hoping to scrape together some additional material? Bad luck. Have you finished the recording yet?


(Strangely enough, Topol, you actually come across as what I imagine an 11ocs writer to be. The one who signed himself A Bit Of the 11 O'Clock Show at least *sounded* like he genuinely wanted to do something of quality.)

Nothing...




Which is why at 11pm tonight I'll be watching nothing instead.
(c) Victor Lewis-Smith 1991-2000 inclusive

And as VLS might also have said:

Q: What's the difference between and 11 O'Clock Show script and a bucket of sh*t?

A: The bucket.

Crappy puns on local news programmes.

Self-mutilation.

Sad rants by 11oCS writers.

>I'll tell you what isn't..Spotty little girlies stringing together cultural references and thinking it's funny.

That's only because they are the exact ones who appreciate the show.

A Bit Of The Eleven O'Clock Show

I do NOT rant!!!!

idents are more interesting than the 11OCS is amusing

A turd rotating in a microwave for thirty minutes each night on C4........

C4's turn doesn't rotate. It just sits there...

turd, not turn. Sorry.