How many has he got?

Only a young chap, has he got a large family already?

I don't want anyone's babies. Dirty, smelly little things with no hair and a penchant for vomitting.
Quite like Louis Theroux, though, in a strange sort of way. Although I'd prefer to wrestle Nanette Newman.

Well OK, not his babies then... I *was* going to say that I want his cock, but we don't want to start down that road again... (where IS ks?)

I'm afraid you've just started down it, Ewar...

I think ks has gone back to school.

What about clonwe and GAS BOTTLE then? God I miss them, they used to cheer me up.

And back to my original question: is it possible to be objective about the quality of a person's work when that person is a steaming sexpot?

No, I have a very blurred view of your postings, Ewar.

I disagree. Everyone at work manages to judge my offerings with full clarity.

Is your eyesight going, then, Jon? Eh? Nudge, nudge etc.


Sorry. That should really go on the Modern-day cliches thread.

I meant that I find it impossible to be objective about your postings, Ewar, and that shows your remark was correct.

Ewarrrr... mmmmmmmm.......

See modern day cliche thread for my stunning Baby Monitor pun.
I might send it off to Mike Yarwood. He could tell it as Edward Heath.

Clowne appeared on the Lee and Herring guestbook while the forum was down, but seems to have vanished now. And gas bottle too.


Maybe their work here is done?

Louis Theroux. I don't fancy him particularly but he is one of the smartest, funniest people on TV. A moment of sanity in a schedule gone mad...

I posted a message on to the C4 Forum Is Rubbish thread by mistake - too long to write out again, but it was about Louis Theroux.

I"ll have some of him, please.

Er. Theroux, not Ga5 Bottle.

> Janeane Garofalo


She's so gorgeous. Have you seen The Truth About Cats and Dogs? A ridiculous film, the premise of which is based on the notion that JG is plain and dumpy and far less attractive than Uma Thurman, which is clearly untrue.

I think this is like that old "people you fancied as a kid" thread in that blokes are going to have the longer lists.

http://weirdweekends.bravotv.com/index2.html


<sigh>

hell-o.

All right: Aleks Bits. She recently came up in conversdation, and I have a hard time finding redeeming features as long as she keeps squawking like that.

>> Janeane Garofalo
>
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>She's so gorgeous. Have you seen The Truth About Cats and Dogs? A ridiculous film, the premise of which is based on the notion that JG is plain and dumpy and far less attractive than Uma Thurman, which is clearly untrue.
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>I think this is like that old "people you fancied as a kid" thread in that blokes are going to have the longer lists.
>

so I'm not the only one that thinks that Janeane Garofalo is waaaaaay more attractive than uma thurman.

thanks for showing me I'm not the only one who thinks this!

Even my mum thinks JG is more attractive than Uma Thurman, and she rarely makes her opinions known.

I also agree about Louis Theroux. He befriends yet betrays people so effortlessly he is a marvel to see in action. Possibly even in the calibre of Jon's 'I have a very blurred view of your postings' line.

A classic moment in Monday's programme was when he asked the devoutly spiritual American what his name was and he murmerred some Hindu and then Louis prompted him to reveal his real name.

Finally saw Monday's night's programme (taped it along with TGP). I have to admit, I do genuinely like Theroux, I just don't know why. It's difficult to tell if he likes the folks he surrounds himself with, or if he is gently mickey taking them. Maybe it's a *blind spot* with me....

It's nice to see a man of true intelligence on TV. Jon Ronson's another graduate of the "embrace then backstab" style of interviewing. If only all journalists were like them, then we might find out something close to the truth in interviews.

Janeane Garofalo - couldn't agree more. She looked particularly good as The Bowler in Mystery Men (shame they didn't cut about half-an-hour out of it, though).
It's Aleks *Bit*, by the way, not Bits. Aleks Bit, Bouff Bit and Other Bit - *collectively* they are Bits.
C'mon, she's yummy.

>Janeane Garofalo - couldn't agree more

Me neither. She cool, and not in Dogma for long enough. Anyone got an address for some scary shrine site compiled by a quiet loner? There must be at least a dozen, surely.

>It's Aleks *Bit*, by the way, not Bits. Aleks Bit, Bouff Bit and Other Bit - *collectively* they are Bits.

And what bits they've got!

Sorry...
[hangs head, asks for directions to 4laterflyingjizzfest - or the 4later forum as C4 euphamistically call it]

I agree about JG.

She was brill in 'Cats and Dogs'.

Her voice totally suited the dry humour of her character.

She also had a small part in Grosse Point
Blank, which is a film I can watch again and again too.

Wasn't she in Seinfeld of the Larry Sanders show too??

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>Wasn't she in Seinfeld of the Larry Sanders show too??

Both - she was a regular on Larry Sanders up to about series three or four, and played Jeannie Steinman in Seinfeld, a woman Jerry was engaged to on the basis that they were exactly the same. (She only lasted two episodes, though - good innings for a sexual partner on that show.)

I too think that Janeane Garofalo is loveliness personified. What is it about her and people of this forum? The taste of people here in ALL respects is most impressive.

I really enjoyed Cats & Dogs, btw. Even if I did just think, they've got this film arse-about-face.

Garofalo...mmmm.....

She was good on TV Nation as well.

>It's Aleks *Bit*, by the way, not Bits. Aleks Bit, Bouff Bit and Other Bit - *collectively* they are Bits.


I'm sorry, you'll have to blame Dr. H for that one, he used the phrase first.


....Bouff's better, anyhow.

Is not.

Is too. you can see her nipples.

subbes please! Shouldn't you be keeping these things to yourself?

oh, fuck off.

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>>Wasn't she (Janeanne Garofalo in Seinfeld of the Larry Sanders show too??
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>Both - she was a regular on Larry Sanders up to about series three or four.

Fred Barron (creator of 'My Family' and producer of the early Larry Sanders) cast her in that.

Coo, really.

Yhis is good, this is. I learn more here than I ever did at school (not hard!)

Mouse:
>Yhis is good, this is. I learn more here than I ever did at school (not hard!)

Does that mean hat you didn't learn much at school when you weren't hard?

[Slimy faux concern]"So, what did they do to you in this...'school'?"

Not telling!!

JG is waaay better than that Thurman creature. she was brilliant in 'Romy and Micheles High School Reunion'.

Yeah, I remember that.

My wife's recurring comment on Theroux Jr: "I'd drink a tub of his bathwater".

And I'd do the same for JG and Aleks Bit. Good God, you people have taste.

I've starting dreaming about the singer from Sidi Bou Said again. This hasn't happened since '95. What's going on?

It's the kind of effect this forum has on normally (almost) sane people.

Don't worry it only gets worse...........

It's the kind of effect this forum has on normally (almost) sane people.

Don't worry it only gets worse...........

Personally, I wouldn't drink anybody's bath water. What would be the point? I can't see it endearing them toward you or anything.
"Shall we go for a meal dear?"
"Splutter.. sploof... only another gallon to go... glub."

>Personally, I wouldn't drink anybody's bath water. What would be the point? I can't see it endearing them toward you or anything.
>"Shall we go for a meal dear?"
>"Splutter.. sploof... only another gallon to go... glub."

Indeed. I had similar sentiments about a saying of an old work colleague:
"Cindy Crawford? (or whoever it was) I'd use her shit for toothpaste!"

As if his quest for Cindy wasn't hampered enough by being one of my co-workers in a South Wales record shop. I can't imagine this excrement/dental care combo being the clincher...

Ther are some people I wouldn't mind watching in their bathwater...

>"Cindy Crawford? (or whoever it was) I'd use her shit for toothpaste!"

Well, I could imagine her finding it quite endearing deep enough into the relationship where they both felt comfortable enough to be in the bathroom together - one exercising their bowels, the other scrubbing off their plaque. It's getting to that point that's tricky.

I've just nearly laughed a full tube of Mentadent P.