Get on yer knees and beg for it!!

I've never begged for anything before... but there's always a first time...

And once you've tried it, you won't be able to stop! Run TJ, while you still can!!

Hmmm... and what makes you think that you can make me beg, Suiii?

Heheh, I won't make you beg, I'm far too lazy to be a dominatrix!

And there was me thinking you were well equipped to make a good dominatrix...

Tsk! So stereotyped, just cos I'm wearing a PVC catsuit (itchy) spiky boots, and brandishing a whip....I dunno, what's the world coming to eh?? Eh? Aaah it's so nice to be back in my cosy forum.

>Tsk! So stereotyped, just cos I'm wearing a PVC catsuit (itchy) spiky boots, and brandishing a whip....I dunno, what's the world coming to eh?? Eh? Aaah it's so nice to be back in my cosy forum.

I see we dress alike..

Ahhhhh, but do you have deelyboppers on?

Deelyboppers wouldnt suit him.

actually, neither would a catsuit.

Isn't he girly enough then?

Hmmm... Suiii the Lazy Dominatrix. It has a certain ring to it.
"Fetch that for me slave, or it's a whipping for you! Oh I can't be arsed. What's on telly?"

I get all my slaves to whip themselves while I slump on a sofa drinking heavily. As for watching telly, well...I am actually so lazy that often I can't be bothered t ochange channels even if whatever happens to be on is absolutely appalling!
(see 'Celebrity' thread)

Well, though S_O looks like a Thai ladyboy, a catsuit would emphasise the bad too much.


Anyway...

Too.....much.....information.

Because of that, I am now forced to decapitate Sharleen Spitface with a cheesewire. (see 'Celebrity' thread)

Because of slightly_outrageous in a catsuit? Tch. he's to blame for everything. everything, i tell you.

his sister's gorgeous, mind you.

Well...not just because of him, I just needed two excuses, if I only had one it wouldn't stand up in court.

You can use me as a reason... *bats eyelashes*

Well, it's great to see the incisive wit and comment of this forum back up again.

(Sarcasm)

Piss off eh? In one thread I get off topic, doesn't give you an excuse to be a sarcastic little bastard.

[i think they meant me.]

Whoops! Well you know how unstable and paranoid I am, OK people, in that case, carry on as normal!

Hey!

*pout* well, you're not getting your present then.

Heheheh. Of course by 'normal' I meant...er....oooh look subbesy, I have puuuure Demerol, uncut....mmmmmm...foggy head!

well... i have lodeine and hot tea. mmm.

I haaave...*opens bag* Zydol, Domperidone, Azythromycin, and lovely pink tablets! Mmmmm! Splendid! Tea? Bleurch! I shall be washing mine down with Wotka!

Oh.

Damn, i lose again.

You can have some if you really want, although I wouldn't advise it! Heheh, I have green knees now too, very fetching!

Just to get back to the subject for a moment, can I just say it's brilliant to see this forum back - now roll on the return of You-Know-What....

Anyway, sorry. Carry on, everyone.

mmm...what am I to blaim for alex..?

Warrington. Yes you are.

Sorry I didn't realise it was that bad, i'm feeling suicidal now.

Suicide eh? Tried that today, didn't work though, pah!