Black Books Posted Sat Sep 30 14:14:43 BST 2000 by 'Mark J'

Well, anyone? Good? Bad?

My personal opinion is one of slight disappointment, but I suspect it's a bit of a 'grower'. Still prefer Dylan Moran in How Do You Want Me?, though.


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Posted By 'zaber' on Sat Sep 30 14:24:19 BST 2000:

I'm not a big fan of Moran. He strikes me as being like Izzard, but with less to say.

Black Books was alright, but their didn't seem enough in the first ep to make it funny.


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Posted By 'zaber' on Sat Sep 30 14:25:39 BST 2000:

their?! their?! What am I, some kind of illiterite?

I do, of course, mean they're.


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Posted By Jon on Sat Sep 30 14:44:38 BST 2000:

I liked it. It'll get better, some bits were a bit slow or stilted, but they had to set the characters up. The thing about the Jehovah's Witnesses being startled when someone asks them in was an old Absolutely sketch, but it was probably unintentional to replicate it, anyway it got a new twist with the Bill Bailey bit later on.


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Posted By 'Jeanette' on Sat Sep 30 15:16:24 BST 2000:

I enjoyed it. It seemed more like a series of sketches linked together with some running gags than a sitcom, plus it reminded me of a few other shows in parts (eg Moran's character is akin to Basil Fawlty). Some nice touches - I loved the Bill Bailey as Jesus part!

A good first episode, I'll be interested to see if they keep it up.


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Posted By 'Phil' on Sat Sep 30 17:03:10 BST 2000:

I like the Tom Waits rip-off theme music, but as for the rest, well, I'm not too sure. I'm a bit worried that the best bits are all in the trailers. Still, beats the crap out of "Rhona" any day.


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Posted By 'Ian Stitch, who runs the Time pub' on Sat Sep 30 17:51:14 BST 2000:

Dylan Moran and Graham Linehan have never watched 'Absolutely' in their lives. It shows.


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Posted By 'Chloe' on Sat Sep 30 19:02:13 BST 2000:

Although I have never written a sitcom in my life perhaps I shouldn't comment.. however as an audience member I believe I have the right.

anyway - first episode: surely very difficult. They've got to establish the characters, set the scene, get some of the links set, etc, etc.

I though it was good - had me laughing. And anyone else who's had to do a tax return would respect his methods of avoidance.


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Posted By Simon Harries on Sat Sep 30 21:47:12 BST 2000:

Anyone who writes a sitcom set in a bookshop deserves success..... Hang on a minute, I'm forgetting "After Henry"....


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Posted By Suiii on Sat Sep 30 21:53:36 BST 2000:

'Ellen' was originally set in a bookshop.


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Posted By 'Al' on Sat Sep 30 22:52:48 BST 2000:

Watched it. Laughed all the way through. Looking forward to next week. That's the point of a sitcom IMHO.


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Posted By george on Sun Oct 1 01:09:17 BST 2000:

As always difficult to judge on first episode, but I did enjoy it. A few quirky bits (shades of 'Ted' creeping in) but overall not too bad. Will follow it through.


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Posted By 'Chloe' on Tue Oct 3 22:14:48 BST 2000:

Al - IMHO?


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Posted By 'Gee' on Wed Oct 4 00:00:11 BST 2000:

I think I would have enjoyed it more if it was funny.

I thought Bill Baily's performance lacked talent.

I'm not a big fan of Moran because he's shit.

I think Bill Baily has more hair than charisma.

Bill Baily would make an excellent busker (the sooner he starts the better)




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Posted By 'Al' on Wed Oct 4 13:50:29 BST 2000:

IMHO = In My Humble Opinion

Incidentally, is it just my imagination or are Gee's observations even more baseless and abusive than before the forum went down?


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Posted By 'Gee' on Fri Oct 6 02:16:32 BST 2000:

I've always considered myself rather mild mannered. I don't think anyone could accuse me of being abusive. All I'm saying in that all Bill Baily's talent is in his fingers.


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Posted By 'Al' on Fri Oct 6 09:28:23 BST 2000:

You're not abusive - but I think it's not unreasonable to describe some of your above comments on Black Books abusive (Moran is shit etc etc)

Bill Bailey is a very funny man.


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Posted By Ewar Woowar on Fri Oct 6 10:32:05 BST 2000:

Oh, Gee, it must be such *fun* being you!


I liked Black Books, I thought it was an excellent first show (as first shows go - they're usually the weakest due to character establishing etc) and I'm really looking forward to the 2nd show tonight. So there!


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Posted By 'Gee' on Fri Oct 6 14:46:18 BST 2000:

<Oh, Gee, it must be such *fun* being you!

It is. I'm fantastic in bed and I'll do anything.


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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Fri Oct 6 15:27:42 BST 2000:

>It is. I'm fantastic in bed and I'll do anything.

I'd advise not eating chocolate hob nobs - the crumbs get eveywhere.


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Posted By Justin on Fri Oct 6 22:15:05 BST 2000:

Thank Christ - at long last something funny on television. Some people have been twatting on about its 'barking' nature (er, it's no more eccentric, frankly, than Ever Decreasing Circles), but these people (and we all know who they are) have barely watched television and do not understand anything about it. (Clue: Other listings magazines are available). But Black Books was really good tonight - missed last week's, so I'm catching up. In short, Channel 4's third good sitcom in nearly 20 years (Father Ted and Nightingales, the others).

And David Cann's one speech....what a top man.

Buzzcocks is about to shrivel like a louse in a Russian's beard, if there's any justice.


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Posted By 'Peter O' on Fri Oct 6 22:25:07 BST 2000:

That doesn't sound very fair on the louse.


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Posted By Dr. Hackenbush on Fri Oct 6 23:40:13 BST 2000:

I missed last week's, but it was fucking funny this week. The lame "I want to buy a book" confounded expectations jokes aside, it was fantastic.


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Posted By george on Sat Oct 7 00:51:23 BST 2000:

Saw last week's show, but this weeks was definetely better as it appears to have settled into its quirky style already - a damm sighter quicker than TGP (hint: because it hasn't been stretched over 22 episodes and they've obviously tried to keep it tight rather than rush it through - result: it looks more polished and feels paced better).

The Moran-Bailey pairing in the acting, and Moran-Lineham combination in the writing is working really well so far. I won't spoil it for anyone who has missed this - but definetly recommend a viewing.


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Posted By 'Peter O' on Sat Oct 7 12:10:40 BST 2000:

Bollocks. I always miss good things. (Not my bollocks, I don't miss them. They were never any use anyway.)


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Posted By 'kinder surprise' on Sat Oct 7 13:13:40 BST 2000:

I didn't see last weeks either but saw it this week and it was terrific. I agree it is so much easier to watch than TGP. I don't really have any complaints about TGP but I agree the pace of it makes for heartier laughs. TGP is so gag-packed you feel pressurised to concentrate on the word-play where as the characters of Dylan and Bill are so endearing that they don't have to say anything particularly funny to make you laugh.


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Posted By 'Mavrik' on Sat Oct 7 14:01:11 BST 2000:

Yep, C4 have done themselves proud with this one. I can really sympathise with the "Oh my God, it's 10:30" business, having never risen before 11:47.


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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Sat Oct 7 17:27:13 BST 2000:

This week's was definitely better, they seem to have got all of the character setup out of the way last week so that this week's episode could concentrate on a single plot. Touches of surrealism (the fly closing the door) and Moran's acting talents seemingly no know bounds. Superb.

One question: was that Graham Linehan in the "I LOVE BOOKS" shirt near the beginning?


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Posted By 'Mavrik' on Sat Oct 7 20:07:09 BST 2000:

Yep I belueve it was. I spotted that, having recognised him from "I'm Alan Partridge"


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Posted By 'Gee' on Sat Oct 7 21:38:04 BST 2000:

Can't see the greatness in it. Pretty average I thought. I must either be out of step or else you lot are easily pleased.


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Posted By 'Al' on Sat Oct 7 21:51:16 BST 2000:

Easily pleased??? Since when has anyone on this forum been easily pleased? It's Curmudgeon Central!


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Posted By 'Gee' on Sat Oct 7 22:34:57 BST 2000:

No that's what you'd like to believe. I've seen a lot of people praise a lot of crap. Black Books isn't dreadful but it's not much better than the rest. I really didn't hear any really funny jokes, although some of the visual jokes were quite clever.


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Posted By 'Al' on Sun Oct 8 00:14:31 BST 2000:

>No that's what you'd like to believe. I've seen a lot of people praise a lot of crap.

Says you. Most of the praise on this site is applied sparingly and is usually well deserved. Besides why would I like to believe it?


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Posted By 'Gee' on Sun Oct 8 01:24:46 BST 2000:

Because you delude yourself that you have good taste, sorry to be so blunt Al.


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Posted By 'Al' on Sun Oct 8 02:00:21 BST 2000:

Hey - you know me pretty well for someone who's never met me.

It *really* pisses me off when people make statements like 'you think that...' or 'you would believe...' How the fuck would you know what I do or don't think? I don't delude myself over anything. My taste is my own, I'll stand by it. Believing it to be good would imply some universal standard of taste that all should aspire to. I don't believe in that. I genuinely thought Black Books was funny. You don't. End of story - don't go implying that I'm wrong or delusional for holding an opinion.


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Posted By 'Gee' on Sun Oct 8 03:00:08 BST 2000:

I don't think it's crap or anything Al, I just don't see it as anything special. Sorry about appearing rude but I often go for the amusing sentence rather than the correct one. You have every right to be pissed off and I apologize for sounding so smug.


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Posted By 'Al' on Sun Oct 8 12:15:05 BST 2000:

Apology accepted. I went off on one a bit there - it's the second time this weekend someone made presumptions about my mindset (the first time a Tory accused me of being a fascist - the cheek!) and I was a bit oversensitive.


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Posted By Dr. Hackenbush on Sun Oct 8 14:02:16 BST 2000:

Saw the second one on Friday - I thought it was fantastic.


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Posted By Dr. Hackenbush on Sun Oct 8 22:49:34 BST 2000:

Oh, I already said that.


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Posted By Suiii on Mon Oct 9 12:48:34 BST 2000:

Well I think it's OK. Certainly better than anything else C4 are offering us at the minute, if I have to see one more smug American face, like those gimps from 'Fiends' (sic. intentional) then my innards will spontaneously burst through my apertures and perform a routine from Starlight Express, before singing an acapella medley of hits from everyones favourite Turkish singer, Tarkan.


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Posted By 'Jon' on Mon Oct 9 13:33:37 BST 2000:

"It's the second time this weekend someone made presumptions about my mindset (the first time a Tory accused me of being a fascist - the cheek!)"

[Imagine the scene... Al is on his way to the Annual General Meeting of Communist Media Studies Lecturers. He's on horseback, dressed as Mussolini]

Al [struggling with reins]: Oof!... This will certainly make them wake up when I tell them this is how I deal with the substance/reality/irony issue in Baudrillard...

Passing Tory: Excuse me, are you a fascist?

Al: Aaagh! Too damn clever for my own good!


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Posted By 'Al' on Mon Oct 9 16:04:25 BST 2000:

LOL!


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Posted By 'Jon' on Wed Oct 11 07:53:43 BST 2000:

Anyway... I got round to watching the tape of BB ep2 last night and I think it's really good, in fact the series is shaping up to be something special.

I've never seen Dylan Moran in anythingh before. Anyone got some "How do you want me?" vids I could borrow?


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Posted By 'Mike J' on Wed Oct 11 11:59:51 BST 2000:


>I've never seen Dylan Moran in anythingh before. Anyone got some "How do you want me?" vids I could borrow?

It's running (possibly in its entirety - there were two series, weren't there?) every night at 11-ish before Seinfeld on BBC2 at the moment. I neglected it at the time... God knows why - it's got Charlotte Coleman in it for goodness sake.


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Posted By Ewar Woowar on Wed Oct 11 13:13:36 BST 2000:

>God knows why - it's got Charlotte Coleman in it for goodness sake.

Big face.


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Posted By Suiii on Wed Oct 11 19:23:08 BST 2000:

There's a pattern emerging I think. Big faces must be sexxxy!


I've watched that second ep. of BB a couple of times now, I can't wait for Friday now. It's been a long time since I looked forward to a TV comedy. Tuned into "How Do You Want Me?" the other night, quite amusing too.


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Posted By 'Jeanette' on Sat Oct 14 00:03:35 BST 2000:

Really enjoyed tonight's show, despite several of the set-ups being predictable the final gags were not typical. Especially appreciated the appearance of the actor Kevin Eldon as the freaky cleaning man - I wonder if he is that scary in real life as he manages to play parts like that so well?


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Posted By 'Jon' on Sun Oct 15 13:30:56 BST 2000:

Well, I thought ep3 was a comedy classic to rival the best of Fawlty Towers and I expect to see it repeated at least once a year for the rest of my life. No, really.


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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Mon Oct 16 11:04:46 BST 2000:

Ok, I think I may have been slightly over the top in my last post, proclaiming BB to B the greatest thing since the creation of the universe, but nevertheless, it is brilliant, and it will be a classic.

The mental image of jam in the bath will stay with me for ever.


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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Mon Oct 16 11:07:43 BST 2000:

Oh yeah. How do you pronounce Graham Linehan's name?


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Posted By Justin on Sat Oct 21 11:06:00 BST 2000:

>Oh yeah. How do you pronounce Graham Linehan's name?

Linehan, I think.

Black Books is too good to let it drift away into Old Topics. Last night's wasn't quite up to last week's "don't-drink-that-wine" minor classic, but Bailey (who could more or less make me laugh simply by turning up) is turning into a brilliant comic actor. Not that I've seen him act in anything else, unless you count the "Is It?" sketches. Yes, Moran and Linehan have watched Seinfeld for inspiration in plot twists, but as regular forum-goers will know by now, that's fine if you can pull it off. And Black Books does.

It's not getting much press coverage, for some reason. But, for anyone who hasn't seen it yet, don't be put off by the largely poor Hippies (which I know Graham Linehan didn't write, but he helped devise, didn't he?).


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Posted By 'Unruly Butler' on Sun Oct 22 21:08:56 BST 2000:

The show is great. The abbot crying in the preamble to episode 3 was astonishing. Very refreshing to be able to give the thumbs up to something new, rather than just bitch about 11OCS all the time, isn't it?

My only reservation is that I'd like to see the two separate strands of each episode (ie what the female character does vs what the boys do) tie up in some way. It's the sort of thing David Renwick is a master of and Linehan managed only occasionally in Father Ted.


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Posted By 'Mike J' on Mon Oct 23 10:47:57 BST 2000:

> Last night's wasn't quite up to last week's "don't-drink-that-wine" minor classic

Oh, I don't know. Belly Savalas? Cobumbo? It's outstanding (though it would seem I missed the iffy stuff - the first show and much of the second). So - the theme: more John Lurie than Waits, perhaps?


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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Mon Oct 23 12:14:21 BST 2000:

Ep 4 was pretty good, although not quite as good as the previous ones. I suspect they had trouble getting the structure to work, hence the kind of flashback structure which started in the middle of the episode. It might have been better if we'd seen the broken bones at the begninng, but hey, that's comedy. Or something.


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Posted By 'george on lunch hour' on Mon Oct 23 13:17:01 BST 2000:

Ok, so the plots are extremely loose, Moran seems to want to be typecast as a drunk, and it feels as if you're watching a load of sketches patched together.

But I still find it the funniest on television show at present.


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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Tue Oct 24 18:37:30 BST 2000:

Is it me? Or does Kevin Eldon behave sooooo differently on TV to Radio?
On Radio (The Big Booth) he's really hyperactive and mad.
On TV he's just mad, but scary mad.
Does anyone have any clue what I'm talking about?

I know what will happen now I'll come back tomorrow and there will be a stream of horrible abuse aimed at me and I'll cry.
I'm 15, I'm avoiding revising for my mocks, I can't understand what you guys are talking about half the time.
Help


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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Tue Oct 24 18:37:55 BST 2000:

I love Boothby Graffoe.


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Posted By Justin on Tue Oct 24 20:01:58 BST 2000:

Welcome aboard, RHC. Don't be alarmed - we're all pretty friendly here.


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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Wed Oct 25 14:05:33 BST 2000:

Ta Justin, hope that wasn't sarcasm.
(This isn't)


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Posted By Chloe on Thu Oct 26 09:25:48 BST 2000:

>Welcome aboard, RHC. Don't be alarmed - we're all pretty friendly here.

Unless you represent the 11 O'clock show - then it's free for all....!


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Posted By george on Sat Oct 28 00:30:44 BST 2000:

I don't usually do spoilers but.......


....and now, *A Book At Bedtime*. Joe Pasquale reads Heidi......

ROFL!


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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sat Oct 28 11:30:00 BST 2000:

Funny as Hell (Really really funny)
Bit embarrasing to watch with one's parents.
Felt the bit about the bees was funniest.
Still in shock from seeing Sean Lock (understated comedy God) on Buzzcocks!


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Posted By 'Miffy' on Sat Oct 28 12:30:07 BST 2000:

I can't think of another comedy (this year) that has been as consistently funny, except of course Frasier.

BB - Black Books & Bill Bailey - is the only thing that has made me want to contribute to this forum of late (even though I never really contributed an awful lot before) which in my mind speaks volumes about how lousy everything is at the moment.


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Posted By 'Jeanette' on Sat Oct 28 12:47:45 BST 2000:

I shall never be able to listen to the Shipping Forecast in the same way again!

And I'm still in shock for laughing at Joe Pasquale twice in one week (after having successfully managed to avoid seeing him for years).


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Posted By 'Gee' on Sat Oct 28 16:32:38 BST 2000:

Still can't see what's so good about it. It doesn't make me laugh (although the bee bit was amusing).


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Posted By 'Unruly Butler' on Sat Oct 28 18:13:10 BST 2000:

Every week I'm shocked how strong the opening few minutes of each of these shows is.
This week's Subbuteo player joke was simply fantastic. The running gag about Bill Bailey not quite listening to anything he's told was good enough, but adding a slow zoom into a wig raised it to some marvellous new level.
After all this time, we finally get a "conventional" sitcom (ie: set contemporarily, recognisable characters, simple farcical plots etc) that is consistently funny. Nothing clever-clever, just giggly and silly.
Perfect. No subtext. No attempt to "say something". Ahhh.
That'll keep the critics away from it for a series or two.


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Posted By 'Jon' on Sun Oct 29 12:22:30 GMT 2000:

RHC -

I can understand why you'd be embarassed watching something like Gimme Gimme Gimme or Lee&Herring with your parents, but what's their problem with BB? Just tell them to lay off. If they don't like it, they shouldn't watch it.


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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sun Oct 29 14:36:38 GMT 2000:

Did you not see the bit with Fran?!?!?
My parents said nothing, it's just embarassing watching things like that with your parents!
Still love the program, although not even I would stoop so low as to work in a fast food restaurant...


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Posted By 'Gee' on Sun Oct 29 16:02:39 GMT 2000:

Best thing to do RHC is not to leave the room just after the programme finishes. That way they won't think you're off for a crafty Tommy Tank.


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Posted By 'Poor Innocent Radiator Head Child' on Sun Oct 29 17:01:54 GMT 2000:

Some people on this forum scare me.
Especially people who say things like that, Gee.
Is that speaking from experience?


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Posted By 'Gee' on Sun Oct 29 19:51:04 GMT 2000:

Oh yes I'm speaking from experience RHC. I'll tell you what's worse though (and this is true) turning the video on and finding that it's got hardcore porn in it. My mother tried to tell me she thought it was a comedy. She'd only borrowed it from someone she worked with she said. The thought of her watching a sex film made me want to puke (never really got on with the woman).


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Posted By 'niceguyeddie' on Mon Oct 30 15:28:35 GMT 2000:

I haven't bothered to read all the previous postings on this matter (I'm illiterate) but does anyone else think that the drunken, angry main character in black books is exactly the same as in How Do You Want Me?

Is this the only character this guy knows how to play?


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Posted By 'kinder surprise' on Mon Oct 30 16:56:01 GMT 2000:

>Best thing to do RHC is not to leave the room just after the programme finishes. That way they won't think you're off for a crafty Tommy Tank.

LOL Gee you're so empathetic to a young girl's dilema!


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Posted By 'Gee' on Mon Oct 30 19:24:46 GMT 2000:

What's this dilemma you speak of kinder?


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Posted By 'kinder surprise' on Mon Oct 30 19:40:12 GMT 2000:

lol I doubt you'd be able to poignantly solve my problems in quite the same style you did with Radiator's tommy tank yearnings.

P.S You don't happen to be a psychologist do you?


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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Mon Oct 30 21:03:09 GMT 2000:

for the last time I don't have that sort of thing in my head, if I wanted sex I would have sex, and lots of it. Fortunately have no yearnings in this way only love for men twice my age or quite a bit older, and by love, I mean love in the non sexual sense.
Freud would have a field day with you lot.


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Posted By 'Al' on Mon Oct 30 22:37:08 GMT 2000:

>for the last time I don't have that sort of thing in my head, if I wanted sex I would have sex, and lots of it. Fortunately have no yearnings in this way only love for men twice my age or quite a bit older, and by love, I mean love in the non sexual sense.
>Freud would have a field day with you lot.

And you too, it would appear... Men twice your age. Tsk tsk.


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Posted By 'Gee' on Mon Oct 30 22:55:34 GMT 2000:

Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately for you Kinder , I don't know a damn thing about psychology. The only subject I know a little about is history and people tend to find this boring. But having said that, if you are torn towards a life of depravity I'd be only happy to hear which route you intend to take. A lot of pleasure and comfort can be found in confiding your problems to an amateur historian (amateur historians particularity find pleasure in it).

RHC I take it you are talking of Platonic love? I believe Platonic love is a love which does not involve sexual intercourse. However I remember reading that the ancient Greeks rubbed themselves against the buttock of other men because they found it much more exciting than actually having sex. Oscar Wilde, bless the sweet genius, preferred to do this rather than have full sex with men. Bosie, his lover, even wrote a poem on the subject: "The Rubbing Up The Buttocks That Dare Not Speak It's Name". As for Freud I did try and read The Interpretation Of Dreams but I found his theories daft.



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Posted By 'Gee' on Mon Oct 30 22:59:26 GMT 2000:

I'd be only [too] happy to hear which route you intend to take.


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Posted By 'Al' on Mon Oct 30 23:01:11 GMT 2000:

As for Freud I did try and read The Interpretation Of Dreams but I found his theories daft.

Yes. I agree. Also Lacan. Is it me, or do psychoanalystical writers/theorists get away with positing whatever takes their fancy and expect everyone to just take it on their say so?


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Posted By 'Gee' on Mon Oct 30 23:09:59 GMT 2000:

And I agree with you Al. I suppose what Freud did do was break the taboo of writing about sex. As Emile Zola wrote: I am allowed by law to describe the most gruesome murders but the same law will not allow me to describe the act of making love.


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Posted By 'Jon' on Tue Oct 31 12:15:51 GMT 2000:

Freudianism is incoherent. The psyche is never analysed.


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Posted By 'PJ' on Tue Oct 31 12:33:28 GMT 2000:

There's no evidence to support Freuds cliam - even less than other psychological schools of thought, whioch ahve a tiny little bit.


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Posted By 'Cuff' on Tue Oct 31 13:20:06 GMT 2000:

Agreed. Freud's arguments are circular.


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Posted By 'Jon' on Tue Oct 31 13:31:27 GMT 2000:

The elements into which the subject's personality are supposedly analysed are themselves tacitly understood to be personalities, so no progress in explanation is made, and there is no constraint on alternative structures.

It is as if we had a diary written by someone in the past, about which no other evidence existed, and decided to explain its contents by supposing several authors worked on it. Nothing is gained, and there is no good reason to prefer any one of the endlessly different possible authorship theories. But that is all Freud achieves with talk of the libido, id, etc.


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Posted By 'Previously Radiator Head Chil' on Wed Nov 1 17:58:27 GMT 2000:

Scary scary people in the world and I found them, what are the chances of that?
Platonic love involving as little contact as possible is my route, Gee or Al or whoever said that.


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Posted By 'Unruly Butler' on Thu Nov 2 01:02:07 GMT 2000:

Was that in this week's episode, or the one with the dusty wine bottles?


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Posted By 'Jon' on Thu Nov 2 09:27:34 GMT 2000:

What's scary about us lot?


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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Thu Nov 2 17:58:07 GMT 2000:

The fact you had to ask.


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Posted By 'Jon' on Fri Nov 3 10:21:29 GMT 2000:

You're just being silly.


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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Fri Nov 3 17:51:40 GMT 2000:

me? Silly?!
Yeah


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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sat Nov 4 10:24:38 GMT 2000:

midnight cowboy
omid djalli
more bees
there is nothing more I could want from comedy ever again


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Posted By 'Cuff' on Sat Nov 4 10:31:45 GMT 2000:

I found it rather formless and not particularly funny. They don't know what to do with the female character. However, Bill Bailey is a naturally funny performer. He was good.


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Posted By 'Jeanette' on Sat Nov 4 15:39:17 GMT 2000:

Not the funniest episode but the photography session was very daft ('Big & Bearded' - a nice touch).

Hope there's a second series.


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Posted By 'Squidy' on Sat Nov 4 20:21:30 GMT 2000:

David Walliams in yeserday's episode.

Could someone please try and remember what his one line was? I missed it because my brother wouldn't SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! FOR THE FULL FIRST HALF!!! Thank God for Teletext page 888.


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Posted By 'Mark J' on Sat Nov 4 20:59:44 GMT 2000:

I taped it, so the Walliams line was:

DW : You know, I'm probably getting a lot of secondary smoke from you.

DM : Don't worry about it, get me a drink sometime.

Unfortunately, my video decided to cut off the ending. What happened just after Dylan Moran asked to borrow BB's corkscrew? Anyone?


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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sat Nov 4 21:44:17 GMT 2000:

ooh, I know this one... hang on erm will post this tomorrow.


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Posted By 'Al' on Sat Nov 4 22:51:03 GMT 2000:

>I taped it, so the Walliams line was:
>
>DW : You know, I'm probably getting a lot of secondary smoke from you.
>
>DM : Don't worry about it, get me a drink sometime.
>
>Unfortunately, my video decided to cut off the ending. What happened just after Dylan Moran asked to borrow BB's corkscrew? Anyone?

BB takes it out of his pocket and - unseen by him - a casino chip falls on the floor. End credits roll - the end.

Not the best episode - as I think Jeanette said - but fine all the same, and the best sitcom I've seen for a long time.


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Posted By george on Sun Nov 5 01:03:01 GMT 2000:

Unusal final episode, almost bleak, and not as funny as the rest of the series. Still was the funniest sitcom I've seen for a long while.

Anyone know if there is plans for a second series?


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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Sun Nov 5 12:36:33 GMT 2000:

Al- I was going to tell Mark! That is so annoying I went and dug out my tapes to find it as well. V.pissed off.


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Posted By 'Al' on Sun Nov 5 15:39:12 GMT 2000:

>Al- I was going to tell Mark! That is so annoying I went and dug out my tapes to find it as well. V.pissed off.

Sorry. Still you got to watch it again - can't be all bad.


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Posted By Justin on Sun Nov 5 17:16:44 GMT 2000:

We don't deserve this, it seems. Graham Linehan, speaking on London Live this morning, said that apparently "no-one watched it". The idiots.

Don't know about a second series.


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Posted By 'Mark J' on Sun Nov 5 19:44:17 GMT 2000:

Thanks for revealing the ending, there. It's incredibly annoying that one of the few decent sitcoms to make an appearance this year has been roundly thrashed in the ratings by (presumably) repeats of The Vicar Of Dibley.

And next week - repeats of the vastly overrated Trigger Happy TV (it was annoying in between the programmes on Paramount, let alone drawn out for six half-hours), just in time to promote the video and DVD.


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Posted By Chloe on Sun Nov 5 22:57:55 GMT 2000:

Graham Lineham was on the radio this morning, and he confirmed that he and Dylan are writing a second series. Hoorah!


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Posted By 'Unruly Butler' on Sun Nov 5 23:03:21 GMT 2000:

For anyone who missed Linehan on Sean Hughes' radio show this morning (that's where the Irish ex-pats meet, you know, on good old GLR), I'll repeat a nice Linehan Black Books fact:

The most sublime joke in Black Books IMHO - the subbuteo player in the security guy's hair - is an unused Father Ted gag.

In "A Song For Europe", Ted and Dougal were originally seen recording "My Lovely Horse" in a studio with a hippy who had an entire burger stuck in his hair, which kept distracting them.

Does anyone own this scene? Is it on the video? Is it in the script book?
It just made me laugh this morning and now I want to see it...


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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Tue Nov 7 14:52:29 GMT 2000:

Yay, gives me a reason to re-read the script book. I'll have a look tonight and let you know.

Unless anyone else posts the answer up before me, that is :-)

P.S. This thread must not die until it has overtaken Who For Doctor Who at the top of the threads list.


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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Tue Nov 7 15:19:35 GMT 2000:

>P.S. This thread must not die until it has overtaken Who For Doctor Who at the top of the threads list.

Sorry, temporal displacement error there, I should have said Best Local TV Idents. Same principle applies to both, tho'.


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Tue Nov 7 22:03:50 GMT 2000:

who has script book, how can I get one? Why must I ask stupid questions? for the love of biscuits why?


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Posted By 'Unruly Butler' on Wed Nov 8 00:15:22 GMT 2000:

Some "new" Father Ted script book is out now (I think) in some form or other (small paperback possibly?). It's been available before as a big Christmas-style tie-in... Anyway, that's what Linehan was plugging on the radio.

He also let slip that Ted would soon be available on DVD, with, apparently, audio commentary from him and Arthur, though not Dermot Morgan because that would just be spooky.


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Posted By Justin on Wed Nov 8 07:24:36 GMT 2000:

>Some "new" Father Ted script book is out now (I think) in some form or other (small paperback possibly?).

Paperback, yes. It's about a tenner, I think.

GL was apparently on Richard Allinson's R2 show last night (but I wasn't in). But he was trailed on Steve Wright yesterday afternoon as "the man behind Father Ted". Would it have been that painful to have added GL's name - and to have said he *co-wrote* Ted. Writers, huh?


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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Wed Nov 8 09:58:16 GMT 2000:

Ho hum. Boringly enough, the scene with the guy with the burger in his hair is in the script book, and it does say "cut from final version".

The book is more forthcoming in other matters, though, and it was edited by L&M, so it's definitely worth buying if you're a Ted fan. Careful now!


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Posted By 'Unruly Butler' on Thu Nov 9 01:09:16 GMT 2000:

No. Sorry. You've just said "guy with burger in his hair".

I've got the giggles now.


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Stuart O' on Thu Nov 9 09:50:00 GMT 2000:

How about "Ted, I'd love a pop tart"


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Posted By 'Jon' on Thu Nov 9 10:09:34 GMT 2000:

Is it official yet that there will be a 2nd series?

It should be. Attachments got one before the 1st series had been shown.


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Posted By 'Stuart O' on Thu Nov 9 11:26:04 GMT 2000:

Yep, deffo. Bill Bailey mentioned it in his otherwise incredibly tedious chat on the C4 website:

http://www.channel4.com/talk/pastchat.cfm?id=50032


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Posted By 'Unruly Butler' on Thu Nov 9 13:25:05 GMT 2000:

If there's one thing to be said for the minority channels, it's their keenness to commission two series of new stuff these days.
People watching the shows tend to forget that the makers can't respond to criticisms DURING the run. A second series gives them a chance to pick up / hone / sort out.
I hope Moran and Linehan are enthused by the positive reaction BB got and really push the boat out next time...


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Posted By 'Jon' on Thu Nov 9 13:33:32 GMT 2000:

Would it be better if it got a longer run, ie. 8 or 10 episodes?

Half of me says I want as much as possible. The other half says it would stretch them too far, quality would go down. I dunno.

Fr. Ted had long runs, didn't it? That was pretty reliable, although the last season went a bit too far down the parody/reference comedy road, and began to feel a bit lazy, and the whole thing definitely ended at the right moment. Well, I reckon.


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Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Thu Nov 9 21:07:08 GMT 2000:

BB also said he would dress up as Britney Spears, don't know if this means we have been deprived or saved.


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Unruly Butler' on Fri Nov 10 00:48:23 GMT 2000:

Ted was always 6 eps, like BlackAdder et al.
These days, execs seem keener to give odd series lengths (Smack the Pony was 7 or 8, if I remember rightly).
I think this just makes the shows lazier, actually. It's better to commission two series of six and gauge reaction in the lull than spread the material over 12 with no chance to tweak and adjust.
Also, with long runs, you have trouble fitting a single series on to one E180 video (the comedy fan's friend...)


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Anonymous' on Fri Nov 10 08:16:47 GMT 2000:

Wasn't the second or third series of Ted 8 or 10 episodes? Sorry to be so vague.


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Stuart O' on Fri Nov 10 11:21:05 GMT 2000:

Ted was:

Series 1: 6 eps
Series 2: 10 eps
Christmas Special
Series 3: 8 eps

if memory serves.


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Jon' on Fri Nov 10 11:55:10 GMT 2000:

There was certainly more than just 12 eps in series 1&2 together.


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By Justin on Fri Nov 10 12:39:14 GMT 2000:

Stuart O is spot on.


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Stuart O' on Fri Nov 10 12:53:36 GMT 2000:

Aye thank yow.


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Fri Nov 10 14:39:11 GMT 2000:

Is that a reference to Mr.Bagshaw (way to close to home that act).
And a little repetitive, but still good.


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Posted By 'Anonymous' on Fri Nov 10 16:50:05 GMT 2000:

Arthur ASCII


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Fri Nov 10 17:53:29 GMT 2000:

what does that stand for?


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Anonymous' on Fri Nov 10 17:55:43 GMT 2000:

Doesn't stand for anything. They amputated his legs.


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Fri Nov 10 18:02:59 GMT 2000:

(if I was disabled that would have hurt me)
Oh my God! really?!?!?


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Anonymous' on Fri Nov 10 18:06:42 GMT 2000:

Somebody explain for her.


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Manto' on Fri Nov 10 20:40:24 GMT 2000:

heheh, nice one!


Subject: Re: Black Books [ Previous Message ]
Posted By 'Radiator Head Child' on Fri Nov 10 20:43:53 GMT 2000:

whatever


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