Hello. I am Brian Perkins. I rule Radio 4. I am the Don. Don't mess. With me.

>Hello. I am Brian Perkins. I rule Radio 4. I am the Don. Don't mess. With me.

You scare me Brian, that's why I like you.

Are you sure you're not Alastair McGowan?

McGowan does do a good Brian Perkins. So does Peter Serafinowicz (but then he seems to be able to do a good *anybody*! Have you heard his Terry Wogan?)

Brian Perkins is good, though I prefer Charlotte Green myself.

Anyone here heard Brian Perkins sing "Send In The Clowns"? Very funny. Alastair McGowan was also involved. Send In The Cloanes, to add a Goodies LWT series reference.

I did here that as it happens but lets face it, no one can take the piss out of Brian better than Brian himself. Anyone remembrer 'Look back at the 90s/Future' where he was the presenter? He has this line reviewing a year yet to happen saying "They allowed swearing on Radio 4 for the first time - which was a f*cking good idea!" and the studio audience were in hysterics for many minutes. Of course they bleeped it for transmission, what a bunch of BLEEP!

Brian Perkins, the uncrowned king of comedy.