CLOSING TITLES: jaunty, whistling music as Neil Morrisey walks away from the camera down a shopping street with that same "I'm a good bloke, me" expression on his arse as ever.
Followed by commercials showing Neil Morrisey walking down a shopping street with that same "I'm a good bloke, me" expression on his face as ever, whilst being hilariously gormless - advertising those DIY implements.
And living with that woman from men behaving badly, just like real life. Probably. when he steals her from her husband. Martin clunes enters with two condoms, and straps one over neils head, and one over his own. Then they fart till thier intestines fall out of the arse. End of advert
At which point they present an "hilarious" documentary on Australian men. Any Australians watching wonder at their ill informed observations on just about everything and/or cringe in embarrassment as they dredge up every cliche in the book:
NEIL AND MARTIN WALK UP TO ANY ORDINARY BLOKE.
MARTIN: Hello ordinary Australian, where's your corked hat mate?
NEIL: Yeah cobber, where's your corked hat? And why aren't you drinking Fosters and whistling at passing Sheilas?
BLOKE: Well actually I was on my way to the local wine bar to meet my boyfriend.
NEIL: In a dress, like those boys in Sydney?
BLOKE: No. In a suit and tie.
DIRECTOR: Cut! Right boys, give him the money.
NEIL: (TO BLOKE) If we give you 5000 of your Australian dollars (that's only £2000 - bargain or what?!!! I love the exchange rate!!) will you wear a corked hat, little shorts, talk about Sheilas in a sexist and offensive way?
BLOKE: Shit yeah, pass us the dosh!
THIS SORT OF INANE DRIVEL GOES ON FOR HOURS AND RATES BRILLIANT. AS A REACTION AGAINST THIS MICK MOLLOY AND TONY MARTIN (AUSTRALIAN COMEDIANS) COME TO BRITAIN AND DO A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT BRITISH MEN. THEY INTERVIEW STUFFY ARISTOCRATS IN THE HOUSE OF LORDS, BOWLER HATTED FINANCIERS, FOOTBALL HOOLIGANS WHO LIVE IN THE EAST END AND SUPPORT ARSENAL AND DEVON YOKELS WHO SUCK STRAW AND DRINK LOCAL CIDER. CELEBRITY GUESTS INCLUDE "MAD" FRANKIE FRASER AND BEN ELTON.