Hmmmmm.....the plot thickens!!
Anyone for drinkies while we're waiting?
I'll have a pint of Guinness. And I'll get a shandy in for Jon (best make it a half).
Anyone else fancy anything?
*pours Guinness and Shandy*
Ugh, I'm never drinking again, felt fine when I woke up but I feel like shite now! Who woulda thought that 3 Metz, 3 double vod and cokes, 4 Smirnoff Ices and 2 Breezers in 3 hours would make me feel so dodgy!! Ick!
Ahhh well, I'll have a vodka and ice!
So that was for starters, what was for mains?
We skipped and went straight to dessert!!
I'll have a Tennants Special and a deep fried Mars Bar, thanks.
Oh, and EVIL ONE: How evil *are* you?
On a world ranking, then EVIL ONE doesn't really make the grade. I'm up to EVIL EIGHT at the moment, with the Pan-Pacifics of EVIL yet to be played.
I have my suspicions that THE EVIL ONE isn't really very evil at all... Although their ability to type only in caps and mis-spell words is (as we all know) a truly evil trait...
I prefer to think of of it as 'sinful' rather than evil. I think EVIL ONE is only evil in a half-arse home-boy definition.
Honestly, amatuers!
I suspect "naughty" is far more appropriate than "evil".
Oh, EVIL ONE, you're a cheeky young scamp, aren't you!
I'm officially challenging them to an EVIL OFF. EVIL ONE can talk the talk, but can they walk the walk?
(And let us all ponder an evil walk for a moment)
Ah yes, but are you out on the streets, fighting a war against idents and Neil Morrisey?
Actually, that doesn't qualify as evil...
He didn't dare come near me when they were filming that Men Down Under thing.
WE ATRE JUST SO CLOSE NOW PLEASE DONT LET YOUR EVILNESS SHOW THROUGH AND BE PATIENT.WRAY CASLE AWAIETS YOU EVIL ONE.ALL I ASK FOR ISS NO NAKED FLAMES PRESENT IN THIS CHAT ROOM OR ELSE WE`LL ALL BE DONE FOR.
THANK YUOU
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This seems to be heading towards an anti-climax - all this evil and nothing to aim it against.
Yes? Did you want something?
...and if you disagree, I'll forward the "comedy" email I got today regarding an unconcious Essex girl.
this is improtnant
todady i was wlaking down the strreet when i saw an ident
ident
it was yorkshire tyv from the 1970s. it saw me and rtried to run but i outmanouvered it and grabbed hold of it i siad "now you are in my power ident, but before you musty die, you must tell me who iut was that stopped the site". the idents spluttered and coughed and said "ok mush its a perishing fair cop, the geezer wot stopped your site was" bu then the plocice came and made me rtelease the ide5tns
but it is out there arnd it nknowns
I HAVE ALSO MET THIS PARTICULAR IDENT AND ITS NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON YOUD LIKE TO MEET IN A DARK ALLYWAY. IT MAKES A PARTICULLY EVIL NOISE AND IS AS DODGY AS NELE MORRISY.UNFORTUNATLY I COULDNT CATCH THIS GUY BVUT I WOULD CERTAINLY GASSED HIM TO DEATH .
ON A DIFFERENT MOLE I WILL BE LOOKING INTO TYPING A TOPIC IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS LISTING MY SEARCH FOR JUSTICE AND WHAT WE SHOUYLD DO TO IT. IF IDENTS ARE RESPONSIBE THEN I WILL PESONALLY MAKE SURE THEY NEVER APPPEAR AGAIN BOTH IN PUBLIC AND ON THE SMALL SCREEN.CLOWIND I MAY REQUIRE YOUR ASSISTANCE SHOULD IDENT(S) BE BEHIND THIS AFFAIR.
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O O
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THE ONLY EVIL IDENT
Is it just me or is all this getting a bit scary?
We have got Jon - cease your search for who stopped the site, or you will never see him again.
Ah, what did Jon ever do anyway?
(Needless to say, the above is a joke.)
(However, I'm sure Jon would be willing to sacrifice himself for the greater good of finding the person)
(Anyway, isn't he just on holiday?)