Bean There Dome That - Is This What British Comedy Really Means To People? Posted Fri Sep 15 14:29:21 BST 2000 by Bean Is A Carrot

Whilst memories of the completely rubbish Millenium Dome are still fresh in my mind...I thought you lot might like to know about the Dome's tribute to British comedy.

There was a bit with loads of statues which represented various aspects of British society.

The British comedy one was a man with a pair of tits for eyes and various other amusing toilet humour/sexual innuendo related objects as the rest of his body parts. I think he was wearing boxer shorts and socks suspendors or something like that. Definetely a tribute to end of the peer humour in any case.

Behind him was a list of British comedy legends with their classic quotes. There was Monty Python with a quote from the Dead Parrot sketch, Ben Elton with "a bit of politics" plus Morcombe and Wise "Bring me sunshine" and all the usual suspects including the Ealing film comedies, the Carry Ons, Only Fools and Horses, Tony Hancock and The Goons. I forget the quotes for them.

Noteable in their absense were all the shows we always complain that no one will rescreen, like The Goodies.

Apart from the fact that Tony Blair and his cronies thought the Dome was a good idea (and the Blackadder film), it wasn't funny.

What was particularly sad (though unsurprising) was the way in which the whole damned thing was just so fucking mainstream, corporate, dumbed down and stupid.


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Posted By Jon on Fri Sep 15 14:38:53 BST 2000:

How did they celebrate the start of year 2000 in Melbourne, Sydney, all those places?


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Posted By Bean Is A Carrot on Fri Sep 15 15:02:45 BST 2000:

>How did they celebrate the start of year 2000 in Melbourne, Sydney, all those places?

In Sydney they has some gorgeous fireworks on the harbour bridge, in Melbourne they had some choir on the banks of the Yarra river. I only know what I saw on TV the next day, there would have been loads of other stuff.

I'm from Adelaide and we got pissed in a pub and there was a big, but ultimately fairly unimpressive street party. Apparently we had some of the worst fireworks in the world. That's Adelaide for you.


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Posted By Janet on Fri Sep 15 15:44:22 BST 2000:

Melbourne celebrated by being jealous of Sydney's harbour , 'cos all we have is a river which is notable for its distinct browness.
We let the Yarra River continue being brown and set things on fire around it.

I dragged the television and all my novelty lighting out on the sundeck, let off pyros in the street, ran around on the roof with sparklers and drank magnums of champagne with mates until the sun was high in the sky. Apparently this was better than what Perth had.


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Posted By Sam D on Fri Sep 15 15:57:41 BST 2000:

Tits for eyes? That would be ludicrous!
Sock suspenders are the measure of a man with good sense however.


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Posted By Jo_ham on Fri Sep 15 16:07:00 BST 2000:

> Apparently we had some of the worst fireworks in the world. That's Adelaide for you.

well, the big thing on the Thames that night was supposed to be the 30 foot "wall of fire" that was going to go down a half mile stretch of specially prepared barges or something.

but it didn't work.

typically british eh? :O)


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Posted By Bean Is A Carrot on Fri Sep 15 16:13:22 BST 2000:

>> Apparently we had some of the worst fireworks in the world. That's Adelaide for you.
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>well, the big thing on the Thames that night was supposed to be the 30 foot "wall of fire" that was going to go down a half mile stretch of specially prepared barges or something.
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>but it didn't work.
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>typically british eh? :O)

It was better than Adelaide and looked great on the TV. Adelaide's fireworks on TV were "oh look there's one, oh damn, we didn't get the camera in the right spot in time, what do you mean there aren't any more?"

Typical bloody Adelaide. Now do you see why I left?


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Posted By george on Fri Sep 15 22:16:15 BST 2000:

POLITICAL NOTE:

Blair could have killed the Dome at birth when he took office - but didn't.


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Posted By sheep on Fri Sep 15 22:46:32 BST 2000:

[Blair could have killed Dome in 1997]

I've often wondered why not. Was it Business sponsors that said they wanted it? (McDonalds, Ford, BA et al) who ultimately are to blame for it's pappy, pleb pleasing content? ("Musn't upset or alienate anyone with anything controversial or confusing - they'll stop buying our products if we do!"))

Blair & Co thinking there'd be backlash from the general public who he mistakenly thought wanted a Big Tent [tm] if he scrapped it?

Cost of cancelling contracts and re-imbursing them?

So many people have always said it would be crap. And, for once, The Great British Public, plebs and all, were right.


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Posted By Al on Fri Sep 15 23:13:28 BST 2000:

>[Blair could have killed Dome in 1997]
>
>I've often wondered why not. Was it Business sponsors that said they wanted it? (McDonalds, Ford, BA et al) who ultimately are to blame for it's pappy, pleb pleasing content? ("Musn't upset or alienate anyone with anything controversial or confusing - they'll stop buying our products if we do!"))
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>Blair & Co thinking there'd be backlash from the general public who he mistakenly thought wanted a Big Tent [tm] if he scrapped it?
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>Cost of cancelling contracts and re-imbursing them?
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>So many people have always said it would be crap. And, for once, The Great British Public, plebs and all, were right.

Or not. The vast majority of people I've spoken to who've been have been enjoyed at least one or two things about the dome. Most had a good time. I think it's a terrific landmark - a very striking design. I don't know how good or bad it is inside, but I think the papers killed it before it had even opened.


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Posted By Jase on Fri Sep 15 23:43:25 BST 2000:

Well, for me, the lasting legacy of the Dome will be that, for all it's faults, it was still a better use of Lottery money than the Opera house or a new rugby pitch for Eton.


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Posted By PJ on Sat Sep 16 00:43:27 BST 2000:

Isn't it one of, if not, the biggest attractions in Britain? I believe i heard that somewhere. Probably from a compulsive liar


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Posted By A compulsive liar on Sat Sep 16 15:46:00 BST 2000:

It's true!


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Posted By PJ on Sat Sep 16 16:02:52 BST 2000:

See?


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Posted By Jo_ham on Sat Sep 16 20:28:28 BST 2000:

I agree with Al, it's a great landmark.

you can see it from most of the east end (well, its towers anyway).

You just have to look at the opening sequence to The World Is Not Enough to see how great it looks.

just a pity it wasn't thought out better inside.


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