BUT SHE IS A FAN OF NEIL MORRISSEY

I DID NOT START THIS THREAD! THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE IMPERSONATING ME AND I WILL WORKE THEIR END.HOWEVER I LOVE SUIII TOO. BIG BLUE UGLY FACE RESPECTS YOU ALL

gasd bottle i knew it was not the resal you

i know youare too busy lookinh fro the sperioson who had the site clsoed#

how is your search going?

Hmmm... well obviously I _do_ love Suiii in the same way that I love everyone on the forum, and she got extra points after I saw that photo...

...but if you're talking about loving forumspeople, Ailie comes first. It's her all the way.

You've been all the way? Oo-er!

No I haven't.

Do not besmirch a maiden's honour, Jon.

"Oo-er!"

Jon: is this something you actually say?
The image I have of you is now growing more like Jasper Carrott than ever...

TJ, how do you know that I have any honour?





:0)

I _know_ you have honour!

Hmmm...

You don't know what I got up to on Tuesday night!!! You got the censored version!

:0)

You're right - the transformation is taking effect, oh no... [collapses]... have you ever noticed... mole in the garden... dickhead... ever noticed... [continues forever]

Honour is a state of mind.
I have a very liberal perception of it.

Well in that case, I have loads of it!

enough

enough of this idel talk

wew havne to remeber what is important and that it finding whjo stopped the site

it must have been idents

idents

See? Knew you were honourable!

I spent Tuesday night finishing my new issue, and setting up a new page on the site, which will be online tomorrow (I hope!).

I bloody hate tables when they won't behave and stay in their proper alignment...

>I bloody hate tables when they won't behave and stay in their proper alignment...

Good God, do you have a poltergeist, Teej? Quick, call an exorcist...

I forgot to mention that I too love Suiii. Although I can't help but hear her name in the voice of Ali from (80's-era) Eastenders: "Suuuuuuiii, Suuuuuuuuuiii"

Well, I for one have met the fair lady.

and we drank dry cleaning fluid into the night in torquay.

"have you hugged your toilet bowl lately?"

Ewar - it puzzles me - are you male or female?

*puzzled*

How odd! I leave the safety of my beloved desk for a day and this happens!
I do love all of you unquestionably (especially the laydees!)
And a warning to you all, I have found a man more dangerous and evil than 'nele morisey' and that man is.......JO_HAM!

Never let him near your family pets, he will MURDER them!! (I do love him though, he has a special place in my...er...top pocket)


P.S.-The idents did it!

>Ewar - it puzzles me - are you male or female?


*smirk*

I've never been asked that before...if you knew what I looked like you'd see why this amused me (let's just say Suiii's got competition!)

The "10 years time" thread does give it away, though. And I deliberately left you off my list cos I know you belong to Ailie. We don't want any catfights, do we?



OK, well *you* might, but *I* don't...

>let's just say Suiii's got competition!)

Heheh, yeah, from 6 billion (-about 9) people!! I am best viewed in the dark!!

Chop Suiii

I think she's better in one piece, thanks.

>Chop Suiii

mmmmmmmmmm......takeaway *drools*

Anyone got a knife?

Ewar - you are very noble.

But your provision of competition with Suiii - is this just related to the general business of being female, or is it a more specific angle?

Ooooh yeah Ewar, piccy of your jugs p'raps?
(all for the sake of fairness, natch!)

A bit difficult to do in the office, Suiii, but watch this space.


































And it's a big space...

Thus my question is answered - Ewar is a laydee!

But I might just have huge beer-induced man-boobs, aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Thus my androgeny remains, ha ha ha.

Man boobs are fascinating, especially when seen at the swimming baths. Er.....said that out loud again didn't I.....