I look like you.

I look like me. There may be a picture somewhere at www.studio2.freeserve.co.uk but it might not be me. Or it might.

I have a timeless appearance. My face would stop a clock.

I am a beautiful lady with long golden hair and huge breasts.

I can go all night if you want me to...

look at the piucytiere below to see

If you look at

http://members.fortunecity.com/rickyb and click the link for my Home page you will see...

"What do you all look like then?"

No idea. Anyone?

You all look black white and yellow. And so do I.

I look like him. Not him, the one behind, without the hat.

Ugly.

Have you got an alibi?

You *don't* want to know....

Rather disturbingly I currently look like Alan Davies.

"I can go all night if you want me to..."

Go where, Ewar?

Janet, are you trying to tell us that you're black?

Only my soul, Ewar

Jon reckons I look a *bit* like Patrick Marber.

He said that to me as well. And Liam Neeson (but only when I perch my glasses on my forehead - which is odd, coz Neeson doesn't wear glasses...)

John(!) looks like Mel C.

http://website.lineone.net/~djboy

Everyone looks *a bit* like Patrick Marber.

Except me, I look nothing like him.

Someone once said I look a bit like Damon Albarn from Blur.

No, I can't see it either.

You're lucky.

Apparently I look like Nick Heyward

I look a bit like a velociraptor.

>John(!) looks like Mel C.
>
>http://website.lineone.net/~djboy

LOL! (I assume John! is the small white one with the bobble hat and scarf)

>Incidentally, if Jon grew his hair a bit longer and permed it, he'd be a double for Alan Davies ;-)

you can see john! here...

does he really look like mel c? :O)

http://www.subbes.nu/joham

I can't remember the exact link offhand. It's on the cakeshop page though.

Richard - I thought you were my friend Richard Bell but you are in fact a bloke who lives near me - how odd!
I wonder if this passowrd wiorks eek

I look like a cat that's been hit with a brick.

Ah, hello Tam. I see you escaped. Again.








sheesh.

Saucer of milk, table two.

See? told you I look like a cat.

A Maine Coone, i think.

Naah. A 'Van' cat. (no, it doesn't drive a Transit) or maybe one of them really odd floppy ragdoll mogs.

Big and fat and floppy and ginger?

Ah, i knew you loved me really.

Yes. I really do. From the bottom of my blackened heart.

Here, have some red liquorice laces.

>Big and fat and floppy and ginger?


Hey, you missed out 'odd'. A compliment that.

Oooh. Compliment me more, you sexy thing.

*takes the liquorice laces and ties them round her tongue*

Noooo, do this

*plaits the laces together to strengthen them, and makes a fetching (and tasty) noose*

See! Then bereaved relatives have something convenient to eat while waiting for the police to arrive!!

compliment of the hour:you smell like puppies.

That's because of my lovely coat, fashioned out of black-and-white-spotted pelts. You like?

*pours petrol on her*

You've gone too far this time.........

Oooh, this perfume is divine!

Now wheeeeeeeere's that luvverly lighter of mine.....?

i have gort it

Will you set fire to subbes for me please Evil Clown?

no she can hel;p us fi nd person who closed site

and she hates nele morrisstry

She doesn't. She shagged him last year, I have the photos.

Is Gas Bottle any closer to finding the perpetrator then?

gas bottle is as gas botole does

he will let us knpow when the perpoettrator has been found

I NOW KNOW WHO IT IS! IT WILL BE REVEALED ON A SPECIAL THREAD AT 12NOON TOMMORROW BIG BLUE EVIL GAS BOTTLE

waws it nele morrissey?

Suiii, how did your date go?

Heheh, well put it this way, I went out at 8 last night, and I didn't get home till 10 mins ago!

>Richard - I thought you were my friend Richard Bell but you are in fact a bloke who lives near me - how odd!

Is that Richard Bell who lives near Holywood?

Is that Richard Bell who runs the popular world-wide-web information site devoted to television past and present incorporating visual idents PLUS Television Themes?

ioeents identew idents must stop!"

>Is that Richard Bell who runs the popular world-wide-web information site devoted to television past and present incorporating visual idents PLUS Television Themes?

If you mean "Richard Bell's TV Zone" then yes, but I suspect you don't so no. There ain't any TV Themes on my site anyhow. An I've no idea how popular it is especially if I never update it.