I think I did a good Woody Allen in the Dr Who thread.

Stupid boy!

'Bloody Thatcher, Sausage in a student fridge, give yourself a blow-job, nob, Thatcher, Blow-job, nob, Myname'sBenEltonGoodnight!'

Mmmm, Betty! I'm being harassed!

I am obvioushly Sean Connery.


(This has to be the impression that makes me most want to stab people in the neck when they do it in real life.)

Zulus. Farsands of em.

>I am obvioushly Sean Connery.
>
Mr Griffiths, you're a shite...


















...for shore eyesh (as heard on NMTB)
Sorry

Haha! God bless you, Anonymous.

By the way, I loved that poem you did: "I did not die....etc", Anonymous, and your contributions to quotation dictionaries and graffiti joke books throughout the years. Keep it up!

Anonymous - probably the most famous person in the world

My name is Michael Caine.

or:

My name is Judi Dench.

or:

My name is John Cleese.

Christ this is easy.

>My name is Michael Caine.
>
>or:
>
>My name is Judi Dench.
>
>or:
>
>My name is John Cleese.
>
>Christ this is easy.

You seem to be a natural. Are you available to do a corporate after-dinner text-only impression routine for Mothercare on October 5th?

"A-flub flub flubbedy flub-wub, a-flub wub a flubbedy...aha, awwright"

'I don't beeeeeeeeeLEEEEEEIVe it!'

The 90's version of Michael Caine.

<pulls corners of mouth with index fingers>

Fenella of Spout Hall:

"Ooooaaaaaaccccchhheeee fee! Yoaaaa meeaakkkeee meeee siiiccccckkkk! Ahhhh Ivvvveeee got a terrribbbbil heaadddddaccchhhhheeeee!"

Chorlton:

"Ecky-thoomp, ya loovly ald leaddie!"

Hel...lo, ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-by!


(that was The Big Bopper)

Hello, I'm Chris Morris.

[FX: insane noise]

"Danny Baker, ten o'clock on Sundays."

(Chris Morris impression - no, really. Phoned in one morning in 1997 on GLR, responding to requests about how much it cost to hire a mandrill. Two grand, I seem to remember. His contribution later formed part of a trail for the Baker show, featuring Chrises Morris, Evans and Rea, all of whom called in at some point. The tag-line was, inevitably, "You don't have to be called Chris to call in.")

<gets tits out>




Actually, that could be a number of people. See if you can guess who it was.

A lady?

I doubt it...

I guess it was Gail Porter.
Am I right?
Am I?

Nope. But I knew someone would say that...

Doh!
Too predictable.
I thought the freckle wasn't quite right, anyway.
is it Kathleen Turner or Jerry Hall?

OOh.

ooh.

i think i know this one.

it was subbes, wasn't it.

Yes.

It sounded about right.

It's not a freckle, it's a *beauty spot*

And someone's got it right already. Arse.

Yes, it was so obviously subbes.



She never talks about anything but her breasts, not starting a topic about Kevin Eldon or I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue or Alan Davies or contributing to any threads other than those so obviously constructed so that she can show her aforementioned breasts.


I'd be interested to hear your evidence for this. Have you seen the breasts? If so, where, was it legal, and why did you bother to look since you quite obviously can't stand her? If not, then... well, I'm sure we can work that one out.

This is Thames from London.






(That of course was David Hamilton.)

>Yes, it was so obviously subbes.
>
>
>
>She never talks about anything but her breasts, not starting a topic about Kevin Eldon or I'm Sorry, I Haven't A Clue or Alan Davies or contributing to any threads other than those so obviously constructed so that she can show her aforementioned breasts.
>
>
>I'd be interested to hear your evidence for this. Have you seen the breasts? If so, where, was it legal, and why did you bother to look since you quite obviously can't stand her? If not, then... well, I'm sure we can work that one out.

As far as I know the only breasts that have been aired on this forum are Suii's - or did I miss something?

If you missed it, so did I.

How gallant of Anonymous to come to subbes' rescue! subbes, you must feel great that there's someone fighting your corner like that, saving you from having to leave garbled, anonymous messages yourself, eh?

Yes.

I'm incredibly grateful. Can you feel the love?

Can we feel the breasts?

I'd rather not, myself.

<drinks shandy>

<defends Mark Lamarr>

<threatens lawsuit, calls everyone a cunt>

<quotes Chris Morris>

<bangs on about BBC scheduling whist simultaneously bringing off every sane, red-blooded female within a 50 mile radius>

What on earth is the matter, Ewar?

Ladies and gentlemen - the whole forum brought to you by the lovely Ms Ewar Woowar! Come on give her a proper round of applause - you can do better than that!

(A free peanut to anyone who spots my text impression cunningly concealed in this message.)

The voice of youth? Most of this thread are still wearing flared trousers!

St. Etienne.



Dry roasted, please.

Ah, a fellow Etienne fan. Good to hear they've not been forgotten.

But....who is it saying "Ladies and gentlemen, what you've been waiting for?"

Fact: Our next-door neighbour sounds like the screechy noise on Clock Milk (So Tough, 1993). Except that she doesn't start singing the guitar sample from Spirit Of Radio straight afterwards.