Red Names Posted Thu Aug 31 16:58:47 BST 2000 by AJ

Why are some peoples names in red?? please explain


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Posted By Ewar Woowar on Thu Aug 31 17:00:52 BST 2000:

<yawn>

How many times? A red name indicates that the poster has herpes.


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Posted By Bean Is A Carrot on Thu Aug 31 17:07:04 BST 2000:

><yawn>
>
>How many times? A red name indicates that the poster has herpes.

I don't, I have thrush!


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Posted By PJ on Thu Aug 31 18:18:38 BST 2000:

I thought it showed who had the plague.


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Posted By EVIL GAS BOTTLE on Thu Aug 31 18:30:29 BST 2000:

IT MEANS THEY ARE EVIL


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Posted By John! on Thu Aug 31 19:03:52 BST 2000:

Yes, evil and diseased.

Not just diseased.

There *is* a difference.


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Posted By Squidy on Thu Aug 31 19:12:51 BST 2000:

So whch is Rchard Herring?


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Posted By Suiii on Thu Aug 31 20:55:58 BST 2000:

It also means that we have performed various sordid (and often illegal) sexual favours for Rob S.


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Posted By Jase on Thu Aug 31 21:05:02 BST 2000:

Oh god, don't remind me. After Rob had finished with me, I had sore patches in areas I didn't even know I had...


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Posted By Prisoner #93A234 Simon Adebisi on Thu Aug 31 21:08:23 BST 2000:

Shit, and I was just going to ask for one.


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Posted By John! on Thu Aug 31 21:12:55 BST 2000:

Rob S is a dirty man.

I e-mailed him for a password and he sent me back pictures of dogs and big busty ladies.

<weeps>


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Posted By PJ on Thu Aug 31 21:13:08 BST 2000:

I also believe the longer the name, the longer the 'fun' lasts for, and the more sordid it gets.
Oh dear.


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Posted By Jon on Fri Sep 1 11:31:32 BST 2000:

Now you see why I call myself 'Jon'?


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Posted By Jon on Fri Sep 1 11:32:24 BST 2000:

Dr. Hackenbush had to spend a week in bed after he got his red name.


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Posted By Ailie on Fri Sep 1 11:36:58 BST 2000:

Oh, Jon.

We all know how you get after a half of shandy.
There's no use in trying to pretend otherwise.


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Posted By John! on Fri Sep 1 12:28:03 BST 2000:

There's nothing wrong with that.

Getting drunk quickly is what *real* men do.


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Posted By Ailie on Fri Sep 1 13:42:21 BST 2000:

>Getting drunk quickly is what *real* men do.


I always thought that I was yet to meet a *real* man, but apparently they have been around in abundance all the time.


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Posted By SmaD on Fri Sep 1 13:48:30 BST 2000:

whosaiDthat??? WhaTS all thESe peopldoing aNYway...
goDi FancY a KebaB......


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Posted By Suiii on Fri Sep 1 22:16:43 BST 2000:

As for that poor donkey *weeps* it'll never walk up Blackpool Beach offering 'rides' ever again. He's a monster.


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Posted By George on Sat Sep 2 01:14:35 BST 2000:

Got my Red Name account today. (Hooray!)

Thanks Rob - but should I really have to visit those porn sites to activate the account or is there somewhere around here where I can just sign in?


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Posted By george on Sat Sep 2 01:15:52 BST 2000:

Still not working.






help.


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Posted By subbes on Sat Sep 2 18:15:24 BST 2000:

Rob
ll have given you a password.

put that in instead of your username. for instance, if your password is "fornicatingdonkeys", put that in.


...yeah, i just wanted to say "fornicatingdonkeys".


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Posted By george on Sat Sep 2 21:25:35 BST 2000:

>Rob
>ll have given you a password.
>
>put that in instead of your username. for instance, if your password is "fornicatingdonkeys", put that in.
>
>
Thanks subbes (and Jase)

I think my password is too gratuitous to repeat, sheesh, and I thought bad language wasn't allowed! ! ! ! ! !

(only kidding Rob!)


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Posted By subbes on Sat Sep 2 22:08:23 BST 2000:

Mine is actually *******. no letters, just asterisks.


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Posted By Jase on Sun Sep 3 00:21:26 BST 2000:

Hmmm... let's see...

Hah hah very funny!!! Actually that is quite funny subbes, how did you find that out?


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Posted By subbes on Sun Sep 3 00:48:40 BST 2000:

I spent many many years reseraching 'comedy'. today, the doctors actually let me use some.


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Posted By Mogwai on Mon Sep 4 01:51:12 BST 2000:

Once when I was temping in some godforsaken City office I came across a piece of paper which contained everyone's password in the building (some IT dolt had printed it out for reference and forgotten to throw it away). From what I can gather from talking to other IT types the pattern was utterly typical: a few had used family names, one or two had gone for mythical / exotic names like "Xanadu", about a third hadn't changed their password from the temporary default one they were supposed to change the day they started - and everyone else's password was sheer filth...



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Posted By subbes on Mon Sep 4 02:00:28 BST 2000:

I like the way their minds work.


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Posted By Rodney Marsh on Mon Sep 4 03:16:30 BST 2000:

I don;t!

sick, twisted individuals


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