I like "Jim Yoakum" - an hilarious blend of the words "hoakum" and "yokel".

And, of course, "Justin" <sigh>.

Aslef Napkyn is my favourite

"Simon Harries" is, you must admit, a brilliant anagram.

I LIKE ANYTHING WRITTEN IN LOWER CASE!!!!!

Jim Yoakum.


It cracks me up every time.

I love "Thu Aug 31 15:40:43 BST 2000" - what a hoot!

And I like 'Al'.

I love the way it puts up the age of the last contributor to each thread. Who'd have thought Mogwai was 56?

How does it know?

I personally find it rather sinister. My age is my business. You young whippersnappers with your flashy technology and your push-button phones, you never stop to consider the consequences, do you? In my day we had to make our own entertainment, etc etc.

Ah. I now appear to be 11. Um... hooray for Billie and S Club 7. Gosh, I hope my voice breaks soon. Etc.

I do not have a silly name

>I do not have a silly name

Merely a misspelt one

It's Veet Voojagig isn't it?

I thought it was Bert.

Nothing worse than a silly name to get a cheap laugh.

You're so right, daahling

I want to work for 'South Today.'

I'd like to be Prime Minister so I could pass a law banning Carlton TV unless they bought me a puppy.

I'd like to dance with Bob Peck in a river full of human brains.

Look at my eyes.

It tastes like Christmas.

People scoffed at James Bond III, Jr. But all these years later, we still remember him, don't we? Can anyone remember any other members of the Red Hand Gang? Ha! Precisely.

I only remembered him cos you reminded me of him.

I can remember all the Red Hand Gang - James Bond III (Doc), Matthew Laborteaux (Frankie), JR Miller (JR), Jolie Newman (Joanne) and Johnny Brogna (Li'l Bill). Oh, and Boomer The Dog as himself. So There.

And the director was Charles R. Rondeau.

I believe the make-up lady's coffee was made by a young girl called Fragella Muffquestion.

Septica Anointment

Gasp! Peter O'H, does this mean we are friends again???

And does anyone else remember the little known "Red Hand Gang" spinoff "Here's Boomer"???

I am friends with everyone! Who wants a sweetie? Come and perch on Uncle Peter's knee!

Erm... I'd rather not do that thanks!

You can perch on mine instead :0)

Blah

This is getting silly.

I agree.

Ailie, I might just take you up on that offer...

So do I.

*blushes*

Is this an open invite?

No. I'm selective...





:0)

And so am I!

OooooOOoOOOOoooo!

Well, I've always said that my ideal woman would be someone keen to learn about Chris Morris...

What a winning combination!

Ailie... you've given up your red name... for me???

No, auto-complete went hay-wire...
Sorry! :0)

I really ought to get myself a red name soon...

I think you'd look gorgeous with a red name.

Well, I'll have to sort one out then!

Is this a private thread or can anyone join in?

This getting very silly!

>This getting very silly!

Watch it, lad! Yoakum will be on to you - real or otherwise.

Someone's been impersonating me...

It weren't me, mate.

Nor me.

Got very personal, this forum, aint it?