Yeah, Charlie, whatever....

Tell you what, though. Unnovations is crippingly unfunny.

Just as well he wisely keeps it separate from the TVGOHOME site. The Muttworld strip on SUPERKAYLO was pretty funny, though.

The line about Toadie wasn't a joke. It was a real Neighbours plot line from last year.

If you want to know, it fizzed a bit, and then sank.

I don't see the joke.

It cheered me up after I falled off my bike.

And *Mick Hucknall's Pink Pancakes* is just a rip-off of that actual TV show where Gabby Yorath pops bubble-wrap with her clit.

Now THAT I'd like to see!

who is Mr.Griffiths? is he a comedian?

He is yet another comedy hack with a couple of failed Radio 4 pilots unders his belt and sitcom on Radio Wales.

Misery loves company!

I liked it when the man rowed in a boat.

>Look at the 'Neighbours' listing in which "Toadie attempts to row a boat made of Disprin across an ocean of piss".

Okay, I'm looking at it... now what?

>>Look at the 'Neighbours' listing in which "Toadie attempts to row a boat made of Disprin across an ocean of piss".
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>Okay, I'm looking at it... now what?


You could try laughing, I suppose. I just thought it was a superbly constructed sentence, possibly the best I've encountered since the phrase 'must inhale helium to subtract credibility from his statements' featured in TDT. I don't know what the politics of liking TVGOHOME are around here, but I applaud a bit of wordsmithery when I see it.

Well said Mister Griffiths.

Weird. Our brains must be different in some fundamental way. The helium credibility subtraction concept always struck me as a sentence thrown together to excuse the silly voice used in the next bit of film, and not a hilarious bit of word play at all, unlike (say) the thing about being raised by puffins. Also the policeman holding up a very small shirt and saying "These shirts are just too small" was an excellent collision of pictures and words. And that specific quote from that website just seems to sit on the screen and ask me to do all the work to make it amusing and frankly I can't be arsed. Sometimes, these surreal juxtapositions just look to me like computer-generated random noise instead of hilarious mind-bending oh I can't be bothered with the rest of this message goodbye.

And that specific quote from that website just seems to sit on the screen and ask me to do all the work to make it amusing and frankly I can't be arsed.

Yes, I hate it when words I read force my brain to conjure up ideas & pictures.

'It hurts when I use my imagination' - Beavis

>And that specific quote from that website just seems to sit on the screen and ask me to do all the work to make it amusing and frankly I can't be arsed.
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>Yes, I hate it when words I read force my brain to conjure up ideas & pictures.
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>'It hurts when I use my imagination' - Beavis

Does it hurt when you try and comprehend an argument? If so, stop reading now. If a sentence *forces* my brain to conjure up ideas & pictures, then surely that's the very definition of good writing. If you read my message a little more carefully, you should be able to see that I was in fact complaining about sentences that *do not* have any such effect. But no doubt this will go straight in one eye and out the other.

I feel verbally spanked. So you didn't like the sentence. Did my irony go in one Ianuccian metaphor and out the other?

It did rather. Try putting it through a Morrisian and then leaving it plugged into the Baynamotic converter overnight.