OK, where should we meet?

One of these people HAS to be Dave Gorman.

Perhaps they both are.

> SUCK MY DICK

Are you coming to the meeting?

Ahem!

>Re: SUCK MY DICK

I'm struggling to resist the temptation.

>Ahem!

Ah, you obviosly want a bit of penis-sucking action too...













Oh, this is getting so lewd...

Ailie, should we really go into this in public?!?!?!?!?

LOL :0)

Ailie, you have a very enigmatic laugh...

That's how she prefers it. It's a rural whore's dream.

>Ailie, you have a very enigmatic laugh...

And you have a very enigmatic adjective choice for describing an internet textual laugh.

Kinder, you tart - don't mock me. I am very lonely and need simple carnal pleasure.












I can't believe that I am even posting to this thread.

Ah well, you seee, I'm able to see through the hypertext facade to the hidden Ailie benath.

What's this pleasure you seek then?

I'm not posting on this thread anymore.

It virtually garuantees that people will look over my shoulder and then quiz me about porn on the net.

I will move the topic on from my sexual impulses. Kinder Surprise has more than enough to go round.

I'm sorry. I will let you and TJ clamour to new heights.

>I'm not posting on this thread anymore.
>
>It virtually garuantees that people will look over my shoulder and then quiz me about porn on the net.
>

is that the infamous 'cow quiz' or have I got my wires crossed?

I'm game for it by email if Ailie is...!

No, the cow quiz is off of Christopher Morris' radio show.

>I'm game for it by email if Ailie is...!

*giggle*

I'm having e-mail nightmares...
I swapped jobs today for the next couple of weeks and I don't have a copy of outlook express on this PC.
Do you have a copy? Could you e-mail it to my hotmail account?
I'll be your best friend! :0)

The address is [email protected]

hmm... I'll remember that address!

Sorry you've got the wrong address. That joke should be sent to:

The 11 O'Clock Show
TalkBack Productions
Percy Street
LONDON W1

SUCK MY DICK
Hilarious sitcom starring Iain Lee as a crazed misfit who has Big Breakfast star Richard Bacon tethered in bondage gear and held captive in his attic. When unsuspecting women fall for Iain's charming chat-up line ("Suck my dick?") they go homne with only to find that he wants them to suck Richard... a brilliant comic misunderstanding on each of the 17 times it happens per show. From the makers of "Babes In The Wood".

SUCK MY DICK
Drama starring Richard Whitely who, when not working on Countdown, is employed as a prvate detective, who likes to ask woman, especially Carol Voderman, to give him oral sex.
This Week: Jurassic Dick - Guest Starring Richard Attenborough who owns a family theme park that... no, i can't do anyone

Sorry, Jon

SUCK MY DICK
Panel show featuring Alan Coren, Sandi Toksvig, Richard Littlejohn, and Roland Rivron. Contestants suck the dicks of various men whose faces are concealed, then have to guess whose dick it was from the hilarious NMTB-style 'identity parade'. Each show ends with a zany 'Circumcision Of The Week' performed on a randomly-chosen member (geddit?) of the studio audience. Hosted by Sally Magnusson.

Evan Dando was required to change the line "Only when you suck my dick" so a Lemonheads song could get radio airplay. He playfully suggested changing it to "only when you duck my sick". To his amazment this was accepted, and the single was released with the new lyric, which, as he bemusedly pointed out, was actually far more unpleasant than the original.

It's a shame about Evan Dando
There's a lyric change that more suitable