Beccy, I feel honoured to have a personal post in this venerable, if somewhat pedantic, forum. Yep, I am Janet A. McLeod.
If Scott has told you anything inflamatory about me...it's true. If he hasn't, tell him to get his hand off his foam-rubber genitals and get busy slandering me.
Enjoy Scotchland and enjoy pushing Scott around (it's a popular sport here).
Have a fried Mars Bar for me.

Daren't risk the mars bar. But I might harass Scott a little more. Is he really the lovliest person in the world? That is the question I have set myself to find out.
Very funny too.

Scotty isn't the lovliest person in the world yet, but he has made it onto the shortlist. Adam Hills is a strong contender, plus Sarah at GB box office and Lucy at Fringe box office (oooh yeah, I know 'em all Beccy!)
Here's something to throw at Scott: tell him there's a Fringe show about dwarf porn - watch his reaction. Once he's finished squealing and begs to know where it is, tell him The Prince Patrick Hotel in about two weeks, once HE'S back home.

(And I've got a gig for him when he's back too)

Moody Sarah at the GB box office?! Hmmm, not sure about that one. Though she was nice enough to let me buy a Life Get it up Ya CD yesterday even though they'd turned off all the computers etc
The CD is great by the way, though I do miss the Anglicised lyrics:
#Playing naked twister, with Alf From Home and Away. Bad Decisions...#
and
#There are places you're allowed to put your penis, Ramsey Street (with Mrs Mangell)...#
etc
Still good fun. And well worth its 5 Scotsman stars.
I passed on the message about dwarf porn, but never got around to enquiring what he found so amusing and intresting about it. Can you explain it?