I have it all on video if anyone's interested.

I would be very very interested.. whats the best way to go about this?

I saw him live in '93, when he was still in his double act The Rubber Bishops. Who must have been going for ages, because I heard a reference to them around '87. Whatever happened to the other guy?

Anyhow, the RBs had great musical bits and some ropey sketches in between. The only few bits of the series I saw seemed to have ropey sketches and great music, so it was what I expected. But I only saw a little.

I think there was a fair bit of criticism for 'Smack The Pony', though I agree it could have done with more. But at least it put Sally Phillips and Sarah Alexander on the telly for half an hour a week, so what if the script wasn't too good?

>I have it all on video if anyone's interested.
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>I would be very very interested.. whats the best way to go about this?

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He was on that absurdly crap sci-fi panel game hosted by Greg Proops, wasn't he? I know i saw him before that, but I can't remember what he was doing. Definitely remember the panel game though, mainly because it was crud.

Crap sci-fi panel show? Space Cadets wasn't it? Another triumph for light entertainment and Greg Proops.

Ah, yes.
Forever soured my opinion of him. Which is a pity, because before i had the same opinion of him as Kinder has of Russel Peters.

Speaking of whom, where is she?

Don't know.

(And, quite frankly, after the things she takes pleasure in saying, don't care any more. Donkey's arse.)

>Don't know.
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>(And, quite frankly, after the things she takes pleasure in saying, don't care any more. Donkey's arse.)

You don't have to sign off your messages, y'know - your name appears above them automatically.

And you don't have to pretend to be intelligent, you know.

Right, then.

Ewar, what in heaven's name do you have against me, besides some childish dislike? any reason for it? no? Then just shut up about it, and then no-one will have to respond to anyone and primary-school style fights can be avoided.

On the other hand, if you want to act like a tw*t, I'm not about to stop you.

Oh, look, I don't think he has anything against you *personally*, it's just that you're an easy button to press - he knows that all he has to do is throw a sideways comment your way and you'll come roaring out of your corner, spitting blood. Try not to respond every time he appears to insult you. He's just toying with you, Dan - oh, sorry, wrong thread...

lol!

I *do* have something against Daniella - she's always talking about herself.

Bugger - and so am I!

Curse you God...etc.

Floored in plaices, but Velox one of the best vehicles ever for a stand-up comeidiean. Obviously he CUNTt flail with his abusical snuff, but some of the sketches sheared genius penis. Humarena BBC2 pissdom put at the arse end (with the explicit). Obviously something pruted on in the so-called postosuchus-pubes slot (because alchohol exodus at 11pm and live ten seconds away) can't be that good god my head, hence the lazy critic levelled against and pulped, whilst 'Clitwank' received nun.

I am tired of this strand if anyone's interested.

I thought Is It Bill Bailey was excellent. His Cockney medley, parody of Chaucer and, I seem to remember, one of the cleverest jokes I have ever heard (involving three women trying to deconstruct a patriarchal joke structure) were all highlights. And that's before we even get to Michaal Nyman's 'Three Blind Mice'...

>Ewar, what in heaven's name do you have against me, besides some childish dislike? any reason for it? no? Then just shut up about it,

Ah subbes, you invited the quip. Can't you see? It probably looked like a gaping Donkey's sphincter to Ewar. And who is he to refuse?

...Daniella?

Who's Daniella?

Bill Bailey is on Room 101 tonight.

Oh, and I like everyone. Lots.
Peace, children.