No. Let there be lightbulbs. It's the comedy of the future, damn you…

Q. How many Alison Grahams does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q. How many Gian Sammarcos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q. How many Karen Korens does it take to change a lightbulb?

Go on. Do your worst.

I have to admit - after reading this, and then spotting an ad for Let There Be Lighthouse, I sent off for it (it was free) and was very impressed. Very League Against Tedium influenced, I feel.

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>Q. How many Alison Grahams does it take to change a lightbulb?
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A. Twelve. One to change the bulb, and another one to liken the shape of the bulb to the completely differently-shaped head of someone villainous in Emmerdale, probably. And the other ten to repeat that not-even-microscopically illuminating (geddit?) observation in future instalments of Alison's Radio Times soap guide "On Safer Ground".

Q How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A None. We use BAYONET light bulbs.

It's not funny but it is accurately observed.

>Q. How many Karen Korens does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, I'd rather not see what's going on out there thank you very much, just so long as the till's still lighting up of course.

OR

Oh shit, is Brendan putting people's lights out again?

>Go on. Do your worst.

That's not fair. no one's *ever* going to get away with a defence of 'The corpse was asking for it, your honour' are they?