Balloon shows cascading in piss. Anyone with the slightest inside info knows what a tinpot operation it is. Run by halfwits and parasyte zero-talents. You should see the shows they put on the rest of the year. An insult. Sorry for holding back.

There's some beautiful surreal poetry scattered throughout this forum, y'know. For instance:


Balloon shows cascading in piss
Doctor sketches, exhausted by jam
The high-pitched Cornish slug returns
His face corrodes my happiness

etc.

>There's some beautiful surreal poetry scattered throughout this forum, y'know. For instance:
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>Balloon shows cascading in piss
>Doctor sketches, exhausted by jam
>The high-pitched Cornish slug returns
>His face corrodes my happiness
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>etc.

I want royalties on the slug thing.

You really *are* Patrick Marber, aren't you?

This strand is called "Edinburgh Latest" and the last post was 2 days ago. Just bringing it up to date.

Thanks for that, Jon! Be sure to keep us posted with further updates! I can hardly wait!

There is still a Festival going on in Edinburgh, apparently, with hilarious comedians, diverting fringe shows, fascinating plays and even the odd cinema film. It's all absolutely marvellous.

The festival continues tomorrow, and the day after that, I think. Not sure.