why? do you consider me that much of an issue?? if it wasn't so pathetic i think i'd actually be flattered!
You seem to have a real beef with me putting forward my own opinion... its crazy!
Right, best way is for me to not come here. I didn't want to do that, i didn't want to be defeatist on this, but it's not possible to hold decent debates with people on here. Mud has erroneously stuck on me. It's your problem, not mine... i have my own to deal with already, i don't need other people's...
the sad thing is you don't seem to realise is that, between idiotic postings and the corpses themselves, you're turning off the people who like the site for the idea that it represents... better comedy. Be it people in the business, people wanting in or just those who love the genre, you drive them away... soon it will be six people talking about the best flavour of angel deilght or something...
Actually, fuck it... i'm not leaving here because some people can't stick up for themselves in adult ways... i'm here to learn more about comedy, not to be slagged off by someone.
There *are* too many postings... too many from people obsessed with my own opinions... sort your own out first! i have never made any beef with anyone apart from the Corpses.. if you joined in, that's your look out... every man / woman / cavy for him/her/it self...
You accuse me of hiding, but, out of all of you, i've never hidden behind a false name, never been anonymous and never skulked away from a comment put to me... if i'm hiding, i must be as crap at that as i am at comedy, coz you keep bloody finding me...

Oh, bloody hell.

See the comedic value inherent in PJ's post? see what you should have done was smile benevolently and shut up so we could all have a good smile? but no, you missed the point. Maybe this is why you dislike the corpses - because you don't 'get' what they're on about.*

Or maybe cause they once critiscised you and therefore must always be wrong wrong wrong?





* mind you, i don't get what they're on about sometimes, especially when they talk about those rabbits.

But surely you can *see* that it's not even an issue, not even for comedy value!
With the corpses, it's not even that i don't find their stuff, @ baselevel, amusing... it's that they purport to be for new comedy, but, they don't show it themselves.. not even their writing style. It's carbon copy Swells...
i don't see any more or less comedy value in duncan's mate's posting than my own 'bantering' on the other threads... yet, when i use humour, it's just me being self centred... you seem, from somewhere, to have produced a low opinion of me as a self obsessed twat. the twat i can live with, but the rest i can't. i am no more obsessed than PJ was to start off a thread with my name in it. It's just swings and orundabouts... six and two threes... i can never win as you've formulated an idea and whatever i say it's going to be me 'whining' or 'moaning', even when i start unrelated articles it coes round to some twat accusin me of something i haven't done. this is what pisses me off. not the actual insults, but the fact it's all bullshit...
maybe that does make me selfcentred, so be it.
that is why i started the why don't we all pull together thread which was met with apathy and why i relit my points with the corpses, so no one was confused to as what was the issue... i was obviously wrong to do so.

i wad lick 2 komplane ehbout dan long. i sea yim as a turd boot das nit al. he reily passes me off when he tolks so moch shit dhat i vant to poonch him wright in hers stupid mouth. y doesn't he go fuck hisself ud der bum wid a cucumber and have doont wid it. i sum times dink he is reily reily mad in der face and has no gery matter up stars. i bit hers nob ist reily tiny and dat he negger has been wid a persum in his lift be4.

much funnier.. poke fun at dyslexics... ;)

Glad to see this thread is another triumph for humour...

It is for one of the skank researchers who do sub 11 O Cock Show progs who is probably busy cut and pasting all this... i know from experience of a 'researcher' for the 11 O Crock (of Shit) Show who, believe it or not, nicked one of my mates articles... lazy fucker.

what was that then?

I don't think he was poking fun at people who can't spell - just that Dan L's spelling got worse in his last posting, as he was obviously typing furiously and with passion.
Thats what i thought, anyway.

oh, some thing about 'fight aid 2000', some article about stephen hawking being put into a 'fistfight' with christopher reeve... all good fun!