The All New (?) 11 O'Clock Show Posted Sat Aug 12 23:57:58 BST 2000 by Anonymous

This is apparently the line-up for the "new" 11ocs.

Presenters:
Iain Lee
Sarah Parkinson
No Daisy Donovan (sob!!!)

Staff Writers:
John Irwin (Merton's ex writing partner?)
Kevin Day
Dave Cohen & Paul McKenzie
Mitchell & Webb (from that Bruiser thing, i think)
Martin Hyder
Shaun Pye
Les Keen
Debbie Barham
Adam Bostock-Smith
Rob Colley
Ged Parsons
Simon Blackwell
Dan Evans
Nev Fountain
Will Smith (the posh stand-up not the singer) & Roger Drew

Producers:
Phil Clarke
Helen Williamson

Discuss...


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Posted By Justin on Sun Aug 13 00:11:22 BST 2000:

Wait and see?








No, me neither.


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Posted By george on Sun Aug 13 12:43:50 BST 2000:

Hmm...I wonder if the spread bookmakers will run a book on how many times 11OCS gets mentioned on R2R when it returns.....


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Posted By Jon on Sun Aug 13 14:35:31 BST 2000:

Oh... let's give 'em the benefit of the doubt this time.




Hang on, that's what I did last time.


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Posted By Peter Ohanraohanrahan on Sun Aug 13 15:20:37 BST 2000:

Kevin Day for "Unfunniest Thing In Existence" award?


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Posted By Dr. Hackenbush on Sun Aug 13 15:32:32 BST 2000:

I have to admit, I did watch 11 O'CS a couple of times knowing it would be bad in order to gawp at Daisy.
Who's the new 'lady'?


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Posted By kinder surprise on Sun Aug 13 15:41:16 BST 2000:

I'm sure she must hate it when people concentrate on her comedy rather than her good looks.


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Posted By Justin on Sun Aug 13 17:29:32 BST 2000:

Sarah Parkinson's been in loads of Radio 4 things, was in a double act at Edinburgh last year with Robert Katz called Unfucked (or something similar) and is currently girlfriend to someone called Paul Merton.


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Posted By kinder surprise on Sun Aug 13 18:13:33 BST 2000:

Merton wrote and directed Unfucked. Isn't that such a coincidence? We shouldn't criticise Herring for sleeping with his actresses as it seems it is just theatrical etiquette guarenteeing a successful run. I wonder how she procurred the Talkback gig.


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Posted By Dr. Hackenbush on Sun Aug 13 23:21:42 BST 2000:

Ordinarily I wouldn't judge a performer by their looks, but there's not really much hope of it being a good show, is there?
Also, who was the one gushing over "Russell Peters", kinder?
And I do mean gushing.


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Posted By kinder surprise on Mon Aug 14 01:12:20 BST 2000:

LOL. I don't quite know what to say. I didn't realise 'gushing' was internet detectable.

And anyway, I wasn't criticising your lust for Daisy, just celebrating that the new girl seems to have slept her way to the top.

Plus, I don't have to worry for Russell Peters has as much talent as he has cock length.


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Posted By One Day Soon on Mon Aug 14 01:16:30 BST 2000:

Errata --

Here is the real line-up for the new series:

Series Producer:
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Phil Clarke

Producers:
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Helen Williamson & A.N.Other-Bloke

Presenters:
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Iain Lee
Sarah Alexander (Smack The Pony, Coupling &c.)

Writers:
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Dave Cohen & Paul Mackenzie
David Mitchell & Robert Webb
Will Smith & Roger Drew
Martin Hyder & (?) Russell
James Bachman & Mark Evans
Sean Pye
Les Keen
Nev Fountain & Tom Jameson
Aidan Hawkes
John Irwin
Kevin Day
Adam Bostock-Smith

-- Some or all of these writers may well be appearing in their own VT segments throughout the nine week series.

Additional VTs (writing & performance):
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George Geffrie & Bert Tyler-Moore
Peter Piper
Ricky Grover

Additional material (one-liners &c.):
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Rob Colley
Ged Parsons
Debbie Barham
Simon Blackwell


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Posted By One Day Soon on Mon Aug 14 01:17:41 BST 2000:

Unfortunately the fact that it's actually Sarah *Alexander* seems to make your previous conversation pointless.

Sorry.

No offence meant...


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Posted By One Day Soon on Mon Aug 14 01:18:32 BST 2000:

Series 5 begins Tuesday 3rd October 2000.


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Posted By Jon on Mon Aug 14 07:46:51 BST 2000:

When the series 3 was on (the last one with Ali G, anyway), I did a web-search for "11 O'Clock Show". I discovered a Daisy Donovan fansite that contained nothing but still images of her from the show - this guy had actually taken some sequence of her speaking, got about 30 stills of it arranged in a lattice, so that if you passed your eyes over it quickly, it would create the illusion of her uttering something satirical.

I reeled back in disgust, and have never searched for anything to do with 11OCS again. However, if by any chance the creator of that site gets to read this, may I suggest he abandons new technology and just collects the pictures into a little "flick-book", the sort we used to make at primary school, where by just flickering the pages quickly an animated image can be easily generated?


Anyway. If it's Sarah Alexander this time, I'll be watching. With the sound off.


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Posted By One Day Soon on Tue Aug 15 20:54:57 BST 2000:

Also apparently Paul Garner will be returning to do a few more VTs for the show.


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Posted By subbes on Wed Aug 16 01:17:47 BST 2000:

>Anyway. If it's Sarah Alexander this time, I'll be watching. With the sound off.


Well, I'll be watching with my pants off.









Yeah, sorry, that was uncalled for.


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Posted By TJ on Wed Aug 16 10:29:06 BST 2000:

Still, no Ricky Gervaise.

Be thankful for small mercies.


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Posted By subbes on Wed Aug 16 17:11:09 BST 2000:

I still think that a quick injection of Iannuci (okay, I can't spell) would probably right most of the wrongs. Though he's probably too expensive and would refuse to be alloyed with something that was so dismal first outing.


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Posted By Peter Ohanraohanrahan on Wed Aug 16 21:12:57 BST 2000:

Like putting new seat covers on a sad little puddle of poorly dog piss.


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Posted By subbes on Wed Aug 16 21:53:53 BST 2000:

Is that some make of italian car?


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Posted By Alan on Wed Aug 16 23:23:32 BST 2000:

>Is that some make of italian car?

Yes. And it's got alloy Ianuccis.


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Posted By Joe4SOTCAA on Thu Aug 24 13:20:28 BST 2000:

Rob Colley is the bloke who claimed the first out-take in the Saville/HIGNFY hoax was real but the rest was fabricated. In fact the first out-take was fabricated too.

If Sarah Alexander follows Donovan in acquiring a masturbating a teenage puppy dog audience then I fear mpegs and gifs of Armstrong & Miller's 'Nude Practice' sketches will be floating around the net for years.

We've heard that Kevin Day recently got Paul Powell to send him copies of all his old Loose Talk Radio 1 shows so he could purge it for reusable 1992 'topical' material. Can't wait. Perhaps Dave Cohen can get Iain Lee to do his 'boring folk singer' parody. Or re-write Spitting Image's 'Bland' song with more appropriate lyrics.

Bet Ricky Grover's doing his 'Buller' character from Comedy Nation, just to push a possible series (I believe it reached pilot stage).

And if it all turns out to be horrendous again, will Nev 'I love a good bum on a woman it makes my day' Fountain come back to this forum and explain what went wrong? Bet he won't.

By rights the new series should start with an apology. Why not suggest the wording, everyone. I'm sure the new team are looking in, periodically...


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Posted By Justin on Thu Aug 24 15:45:16 BST 2000:

Iain Lee was doing the Breakfast Show last week on XFM in London (he already does a Sunday evening show, probably because they couldn't get Morris). The few minutes I heard him featured some hilarious "men trapped in submarine" satire. Offensive, but absolutely not in the way he imagined.

He makes Moyles sound like Kenny Everett.


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Posted By Nev Fountain on Thu Aug 24 21:58:18 BST 2000:

Hey, even if it is bad, i'm still working class, I've had some horrible experiences throughout my life (listening to people who go on about being working class for one) but at this moment my feet are down, my wee is pure, and my Gramophone has Geoff Love's 'Star Wars and other space themes' on it. Be happy yeah? Splundig Vur Thrigg, Squaxx dek Thargo.


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Posted By Jon on Fri Aug 25 09:27:00 BST 2000:

Well I'm still middle-class, and I think that's better.

Only kidding.


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Posted By N/U on Tue Aug 29 12:19:57 BST 2000:

Kevin Day left 11ocs because he thought it was shit. The only way they could coax him back on would be to seriously rethink the content and style of the show, if he is indeed back on the team, which I doubt.


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Posted By Jon on Tue Aug 29 13:45:09 BST 2000:

Nice to see you back, Nunuf. Are you on the team? Were you on it originally?


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Posted By Nunuf Urbuznuz on Wed Aug 30 13:12:44 BST 2000:

Thanks for the welcome back. I've been in hospital having a liver transplant. Tragically, though, they kept the liver, but threw away my perfectly healthy body, so I still feel awful. Meantime, I wish to draw a veil over my 11ocs involvement.


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Posted By Jon on Wed Aug 30 13:23:17 BST 2000:

Well... you brought the subject up to start with. Get well soon anyhow.


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