Question 1 (You have 15 minutes) Posted Sat Aug 12 01:04:58 BST 2000 by Gee

As a stand up Richard Blackwood makes a good target for a head shot. Discuss.

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Posted By Al on Sat Aug 12 01:12:43 BST 2000:

Do we need 15 minutes to answer this?

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Posted By Anonymous on Sat Aug 12 01:18:08 BST 2000:

Is it 'cos i is black?

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Posted By Leon on Sat Aug 12 03:25:15 BST 2000:

No, it's because he's crap.

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Posted By Mr Nude on Sat Aug 12 18:19:20 BST 2000:

A joke I read somewhere:

RICHARD BLACKWOOD: Who da man?

AUDIENCE: Will Smith?

RICHARD BLACKWOOD: Oh yeah. Sorry for wasting your time.

(Shuffles off)

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Posted By Slightly_outrageous on Sat Aug 12 18:30:01 BST 2000:

*smiles*

..if he wants to be a pop star that's fine but he just isn't funny (although i'd rather he just dissapeared, those songs are the latest most annoying things in the chart..)


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Posted By John! on Sat Aug 12 18:59:22 BST 2000:

I've never watched Richard Blackwood for more than about 30 seconds.

Dennis Norden is much better.

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Posted By Rob "I Like Ian McShane" Gerkins on Sun Aug 13 14:30:06 BST 2000:

he's the latest in the MTV presenters who try to do other things, mind you he's not as bad as Sarah "i'm a bit of a lad i am" Cox.

I mean just imagine having dinner with the lady, she'd somehow find a way to mention the fact she's northern or drinks alot in every sentence.

"so Miss Cox, what do you think of the current spate of Arson attacks on the houses of actors who played the supervillains in the 1960's TV series Batman?"

"i'm northern i am, and by osmosis this means that i drink alot and act like a reet lad you know"

"but but but Caeser Romero's entire collection of Beano annuals are now nothing but ashes"

"did i mention i come from up north? ee by gum and a thousand other mancunian stereotypes, ummm i'm mad for it, bostin! and you're battering me 'ead in, BANDY! BANDY BAAAAAANDY"

"thats more of a Yorkshire expression, Manchester is in Cheshire..."

"i'll get Sarah Cawford on you so i will".

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Posted By subbes on Sun Aug 13 14:54:43 BST 2000:

Bandy?

You're making these up now, aren't you?

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Posted By Rob "Mrs Magnier" Gerkins on Sun Aug 13 15:05:08 BST 2000:

Bandy is more of a S&M scene phrase. (maybe)

I don't make anything up, apart from those hoax 999 calls when i claimed that i was in fact trapped in a fridge in the sea of tranquility after an april fools joke with Neil Armstrong went wrong. Cost them $600,000,0000_o to find out i was in fact lying, got a stiff penalty though, they ordered me to count the number of holes in OJ Simpsons alibi :/

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Posted By PJ on Sun Aug 13 18:41:12 BST 2000:

"count the number of holes in OJ Simpsons alibi"

Isn't that a lyric from a beatles song?

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Posted By Rob SomeKins on Sun Aug 13 19:06:53 BST 2000:

John Lennon isn't Nostradamus, he lacks the jaunty swagger of Emma Kennedy

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Posted By Sam D on Mon Aug 14 09:20:52 BST 2000:

Manchester!? In Cheshire!?

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Posted By Rob Jinkins on Mon Aug 14 17:58:06 BST 2000:

oh i see, now you want geographical accuracy do you???

sheesh no wonder the Manchester tourist board fired my skinny ass :(

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Posted By Anonymous on Tue Aug 15 08:39:57 BST 2000:

IAGREE

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Posted By Anon on Sat Aug 19 10:44:14 BST 2000:

Shit, i should never have used that name - it's bound to attract the attention and therefore meaningless/witless contributions from DL. Bollocks.

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Posted By anon on Sat Aug 19 10:44:40 BST 2000:

Wrong thread, sorry.

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