Apology to subbes
Posted Wed Aug 9 17:18:02 BST 2000 by kinder surprise
For some reason she seems to think I consider her in the same way I consider a horse rump. I'd just like to clear it up. The misunderstanding not the horse rump that is.
I'm very sorry subbes, I'm sure you have absolutely no likeness in manner or hygiene to that of the rectal area of a horse.
May your life be blessed with luck. In saying that I don't mean the same category of luck as associated with a horse shoe or anything which may have ever trodden in anything which was once habitated in or near a horse's arse.
Sorry,
kinder surprise.
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By Jon on Wed Aug 9 17:22:11 BST 2000:
Now subbes should apologise to me, and we'll have completed the circle...
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By Slightly_outrageous on Wed Aug 9 23:17:38 BST 2000:
& won't that be pwetty..:-)
*applause & awwwww*
i'll be a sitcom star yet....
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By subbes on Thu Aug 10 04:41:24 BST 2000:
Yes, Jon, i'm sorry for tying you up and making you squeal like apiggy.
You seemed o enjoy it, though.
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By londo on Sat Aug 12 14:19:47 BST 2000:
that was from Deliverance...?
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By subbes on Sat Aug 12 17:19:32 BST 2000:
Yes.
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By a0d on Mon Aug 14 02:58:06 BST 2000:
You will not win, down the cursed path of war.. So chose love instead.
And have it beated into your head!!!
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By kinder surprise on Mon Aug 14 15:02:20 BST 2000:
a0d, though I don't really hate her I thought what subbes did to you was appalling.
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By subbes on Tue Aug 15 03:11:48 BST 2000:
What did i DO to him? What, report him because he spammed me with nigh-on 4,000 e-mails in one day?
Kinder surprise, you are one hell of a b*tch. I hope all your teeth fall out in the middle of Oxford Street.
Or maybe in the middle of sex.
...or maybe in the middle of both. Yes, that would be nice.
And a0d: no, you may not beat off over my head.
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By kinder surprise on Thu Aug 17 23:00:41 BST 2000:
I was talking about the torrid teasing, endlessy goading the poor boy with mentions of your ample bosom. Although the spam report saddens me. He's a victim of his own crimes you know.
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By subbes on Fri Aug 18 00:14:59 BST 2000:
*growl*
Stop being juvenile.
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By kinder surprise on Sat Aug 19 09:49:31 BST 2000:
Oh subbes, you are a silly poo.
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By subbes on Sat Aug 19 20:16:00 BST 2000:
And if you're good, techer will give you a lollipop. Won't that be nice?
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By subbes on Sat Aug 19 20:16:14 BST 2000:
*teacher*
Bugger.
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By kinder surprise on Sat Aug 19 23:48:22 BST 2000:
subbes, you do realise there's no substance to my mocking don't you? Are you really offended by me when my basis for jest is little other than my own tormented mind and flashbacks from a childhood experience opening the wrong door at a stables?
Subject: Re: Apology to subbes
[ Previous Message ]
Posted By londo on Mon Aug 21 22:02:13 BST 2000:
gosh...others are using my excuses...
[ Add Your Comment On This Subject ]
[ Add Your Comment Quoting Message ]