Apology to kinder surprise Posted Wed Aug 9 16:22:28 BST 2000 by Jon

Dear kinder surprise -

I apologise for using the Waugh/Spender quote on another thread, I forget which. I did it because I was annoyed at not understanding several postings you'd put (and I still don't quite follow them), but I now regret it, and I'm sorry if it upset you in any way.

Yours,

Jon

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Posted By kinder surprise on Wed Aug 9 16:37:17 BST 2000:

What is this? My God it must be love Jon.

I wouldn't worry that you don't understand me though. I am often known to become incoherent when in the writhing company of a man.

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Posted By Sam D on Wed Aug 9 16:46:03 BST 2000:

Blimey!

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Posted By Sam D on Wed Aug 9 16:48:16 BST 2000:

Thanks to you two, I've got hardly any work done today!
I've been engrossed by your bickering!

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Posted By Jon on Wed Aug 9 16:51:10 BST 2000:

The worst of it is, now I can't use the quote against someone who deserves it.

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Posted By Jon on Wed Aug 9 16:52:25 BST 2000:

Hang on, don't you mean "writhing in the company of a man"?

You are very hard to follow...

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Posted By kinder surprise on Wed Aug 9 16:57:08 BST 2000:

>Hang on, don't you mean "writhing in the company of a man"?
>

No, I really do consider the company of a man to be 'writhing'.

>You are very hard to follow...

I'm not, you've just got to have an open mind.

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Posted By subbes on Wed Aug 9 16:59:00 BST 2000:

>>You are very hard to follow...
>I'm not, you've just got to have an open mind.


Surgically opened, methinks.

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Posted By kinder surprise on Wed Aug 9 16:59:43 BST 2000:

>Thanks to you two, I've got hardly any work done today!
>I've been engrossed by your bickering!
>
That's lovely to know Sam. It's good to see such cruelty doesn't go to waste.

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Posted By kinder surprise on Wed Aug 9 17:02:01 BST 2000:

>>>You are very hard to follow...
>>I'm not, you've just got to have an open mind.
>
>
>Surgically opened, methinks.
>

I think you're thinking of open horse surgery. I'm afraid we can't apply your experiences here subbes.

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Posted By Dr. Hackenbush on Wed Aug 9 20:40:27 BST 2000:

What is all this subbes/kinder surprise/horse-arse bitchery? I'd like the background before I sit back and appreciate the catfight.
Also, kinder, a GIF would really help me imagine you pulling subbes' hair.

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Posted By subbes on Thu Aug 10 04:40:40 BST 2000:

Gah!

leave horses out of this, it's not nice.

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Posted By Jon on Thu Aug 10 08:05:49 BST 2000:

Dr H: go see the 'Anyone in love with subbes?' strand for details.

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Posted By subbes on Thu Aug 10 08:24:40 BST 2000:

I don't understand it myself.

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Posted By kinder surprise on Fri Aug 11 01:54:14 BST 2000:

>Also, kinder, a GIF would really help me imagine you pulling subbes' hair.
>

How uncanny a request Dr.H, I actually have a photo of me pulling her hair though sadly my hand is just out of shot:

http://www.stas.net/ksurprise/subbes.jpeg

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Posted By Jon on Fri Aug 11 08:22:49 BST 2000:

You're a cruel woman, kinder surprise...

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Posted By kinder surprise on Fri Aug 11 13:37:36 BST 2000:

Didn't I catch her best side?

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Posted By subbes on Sat Aug 12 17:19:19 BST 2000:

*punch*

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Posted By Dr. Hackenbush on Sun Aug 13 15:20:50 BST 2000:

Okay, if Peter J is reading this, can we have subbes vs. kinder surprise at the Stand Up night? In lime jelly, preferably.

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Posted By subbes on Sun Aug 13 19:27:56 BST 2000:

Only if I can wear my pvc.

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Posted By Ewar Woowar on Mon Aug 14 12:05:13 BST 2000:

Your pvc what? Body bag?

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Posted By subbes on Tue Aug 15 03:10:07 BST 2000:

No, my pvc outfit. Think catsuit. Like Catwoman.

Except shorter, British, and with bigger breasts.

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Posted By Sam D on Tue Aug 15 08:49:37 BST 2000:

>No, my pvc outfit. Think catsuit. Like Catwoman.
>
>Except shorter, British, and with bigger breasts.


Those have to be a few of the most exciting sentences I've ever heard in my life.

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Posted By Peter Ohanraohanrahan on Tue Aug 15 10:40:21 BST 2000:

>>No, my pvc outfit. Think catsuit. Like Catwoman.
>>
>>Except shorter, British, and with bigger breasts.
>
>
>Those have to be a few of the most exciting sentences I've ever heard in my life.

Maybe it isn't time to start writing your memoirs just yet, then...

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Posted By Ewar Woowar on Tue Aug 15 11:07:00 BST 2000:

>No, my pvc outfit. Think catsuit. Like Catwoman.


But you can't wear that sort of thing - remember you're a minger.


Remembermembermember what a mingermingerminger you aaare...

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Posted By subbes on Wed Aug 16 01:23:47 BST 2000:

Just what have I done wrong?

Come on, then, what have I done to make you think something like that?

Bastard.

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Posted By Sam D on Wed Aug 16 13:28:36 BST 2000:

Cheer up!

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