Well I did hear that Leon Trotsky was the unfortunate recipient of an ice pick. Witnesses reported that it 'made his ears burn'. Apparently.

Moreover, there is a distinct lack of 'Shakespearos'.

>Well I did hear that Leon Trotsky was the unfortunate recipient of an ice pick. Witnesses reported that it 'made his ears burn'. Apparently.
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>Moreover, there is a distinct lack of 'Shakespearos'.

& Sancho Panzas(if I remember the song correctly!)

*silly keyboard solo at this point*

Waking up and getting up has never been easy...

...and that's how far Justine had to go to get a co-write with Hugh Cornwell.

Not to mention Wire.

(Or XTC - damn!)

No more heroes? Rubbish! What about Billy "14 pints" Hague?

Doctor: Good grief, Mr Trotsky, you'd better come in.... I really don't think I need to ask what the problem is....

Trotsky: Well Doctor, I've got this terrible burning in my ears...

Doctor: Boh!

Bill Hicks but he's gone. Chomsky. The rest aren't worth pissing on.

Even The Clash let you down in the end, eh Gee?

>Doctor: Good grief, Mr Trotsky, you'd better come in.... I really don't think I need to ask what the problem is....
>
>Trotsky: Well Doctor, I've got this terrible burning in my ears...
>
>Doctor: Boh!

Sam. This is very, very, very funny.
<doffs virtual hat>

>Even The Clash let you down in the end, eh Gee?


Yes Joe Strummer did. Fat Les.

Oh, be fair. B.A.D. were rubbish in all their versions, and Paul Simonon's band Havana 3am sank without trace.

>Oh, be fair. B.A.D. were rubbish in all their versions, and Paul Simonon's band Havana 3am sank without trace.


I'll agree with all that.

>>Oh, be fair. B.A.D. were rubbish in all their versions, and Paul Simonon's band Havana 3am sank without trace.
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>I'll agree with all that.
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Don't know about Havana 3am, but I loved B.A.D. Still do. The Bottom Line and E=MC2 are two of the best singles of the 80s. (I love the Clash too, BTW)

Gary Glitter is due for another comeback, isn't he?

(topical satire, you see)

Where?