Just wait and see 'You've Really Been Framed' - a hilarious sideways look at the cases of the Guilford 4, Birmingham 6, etc.

...presented by Lisa Riley

You've Been Framed: The Movie?

Queer as Framed?

A 'You've Been Framed' replacement can be downloaded here..

ftp://ftp.bbc.co.uk/pub/video/stills/tcf.gif

A 'You've Been Framed' replacement can be downloaded here..

ftp://ftp.bbc.co.uk/pub/video/stills/tcf.gif

It looks as if Carlton are to make a YBF replacement-or are they just getting clips for Action Time (a Carlton company who supplies most of the YBF clips to Granada.)

http://www.carlton.com/camcorderclips

Caught in the Act with Shane Ritchie.

That was brilliant.

and write this website.

The point of this spamming is to 'out' them and their opinions and make them face the people they have anonymously attacked.

And yes, I do see the irony in doing it ironically.

> and write this website.
>
>The point of this spamming is to 'out' them and their opinions and make them face the people they have anonymously attacked.

BUT IT'S NOT WORKING!!!! I can't believe how stupid you are, and I'm embarrassed on your behalf. All you are doing is interupting other people's conversations and that's just plain rude. Look, just post the names on ANOTHER forum where they won't be automatically censored and BUGGER OFF.






Ahem. Sorry.

>It looks as if Carlton are to make a YBF replacement-or are they just getting clips for Action Time (a Carlton company who supplies most of the YBF clips to Granada.)
>
>http://www.carlton.com/camcorderclips

I'm working on this show!

Yes, OK, alright, I work for Carlton. Someone has to. I have aspirations... I'll subvert from within...

We're doing a one-hour special for BSkyB, with more 'edge' than YBF, and incorporating more than just home videos. Worldwide talent show footage - the Australian series Pot Luck yields many an mickle act that macks a muckle - karaoke shows etc. hence my comments about Pot of Gold, Nina Myskow and Tony Hatch on New Faces, etc. on the old thread about Victor Lewis Smith....

What about showing footage of more serious accidents called: "You've Been Maimed"

What if they show footage of Lisa Riley being hit with sticks and nails?

Now that's something I would watch John!

Television for the 21st Century.

Lisa Riley having hot nails pushed in her eyes??
Now *that's* entertainment!

Mandy...Mandy Dingle, DINGLE.

Why does Lisa Riley go out of her way to draw attention to her breasts with lame smutty puns in her YBF links?

Like as if anyone cares.

To stop her knockers getting in there first.

Is that why she walks backwards through doors?

I don't give two hoots about Lisa Riley's frontal mounds.

Mine are much better.

>Mine are much better.

Is this just an idle boast, or are you prepared to qualify the statement?

www.facelink.com/suib

And yes, they *are* mine. Pah, as if I'd make a statement like that without qualifying it!!

I'm sure John! will testify to that effect!!
*snigger*
The poor little bender!

Hideous, hideous, and pointless.

Bit big, Suiii. 3/5.

>Hideous, hideous, and pointless.

Thanks Husband, I *really* do love ya!
And Dr. H, ain't my fault they're so big, they just.....happened!

Suii, er, email me those please.

How could she fit her breasts in the modem, tohugh?

Suiii, I have to say, I've got to admire your balls.

Suiii, I'm impressed.

Holy tits!

That's quite some chest, even by my standards....

>Holy tits!
>
>That's quite some chest, even by my standards....


What are you standards???

Imagine putting up with them for 6 weeks.

I could imagine worse things...

>Imagine putting up with them for 6 weeks.


Are they new then? Six weeks, is that all you've had them for Suii? Only joking mate. You look fabulous.

Any women in here who'd like to get their hands on them?

*waves hand*

*curses masculinity*

<curses own masculinity>

Oh, wait...that's not right.

><curses own masculinity>


*hysterical* Yeah RIGHT John!!

And yes, they are probably too big to fit through the modem, I'll have an ADSL connection fitted!

Suiii, you impress me more by the second.

Tits are gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Suiii, would you mind very much if I were to use your chestal region as my desktop wallpaper?

Suiii, would you mind very much if I were to use your chestal region for a fruit shop advertisement?

Oi Arma! You never told us what your standards are!!!

Suiii, do you mind if I use the picture to put in my window and scare off the locals?

Ooo...sorry. Here ya go:

2B x 3C
[divided by]
Total sum of parts

X

Artificial X (Real [divided by] Imagination) [minus] Vanessa Feltz

=

Perfection! (perhaps...)

Ah, I see! Makes perfect sense now!


And that formula leads us to...?

Sandi Toksvig.

>Suiii, do you mind if I use the picture to put in my window and scare off the locals?


Oooh John, stop chasing me! *shakes head* if you wanna shag, just say so! You f*!?ing squalid old tart!!

Yeah, use the pics for what ya want peoples, show them to any lesbian friends you might have!!

But they might want to...meet you!

I have a lesbian friend who looks like Nina from The Cardigans...

I used to know a lesbian called Nina who lived in Cardigan.

Maybe they all have tenuous links to the Cardigans...


PS Suiii, your photo fits perfectly as desktop wallpaper!

Well, Nina from the place I used to work certainly wore cardigans a lot.

Then she had her hair cut, and stopped wearing them so much.

Yeah, but did she then go on to write four brilliant albums about her sexual insecurity?

I'm not sure...I think she's still at her desk.

Probably not then.

Maybe we should start a trend with this 'photos of forum contributors as desktop wallpaper' thing...

With particular body parts, though?

>But they might want to...meet you!

That's a good thing though, I need a laydee! Who will I take to the "Cardigan 2K Ball" if I can't find one? And no John, I refuse to take you in your Barbara Windsor outfit.

OOoooo! Queen John! Ra ra ra! etc!

But I might get to snog Mike Reid if I dress as Babs!

<drools>

Oooh, Mike Reid! The only man that I'd consider shagging!
*dribbles*

But of course all that goes without saying.

*Anyone* would shag Mike Reid.

G..g..g.g..ggg...g.g..GO!

Peggy, Pat Ricky, Boy babe Ricky, Pat.

Awright naaah my little 'andbrake!

Oooh, I now have a wet patch.

Ugh. You sicken me.

I know.

Good, eh?