Gawd's sake.

some people have no brain...

And it's rather ironic they're doing this anonymously.

s, in their nice anonymous seat at 195.188.176.133, in cybersurf3, wherever that cybercafe is.

I wonder if he's still there, and if he'll stay there while the hired mercenaries get there?

Has it occurred to Anonymous that Rob has probably automated the name removal by now?

>s, in their nice anonymous seat at 195.188.176.133, in cybersurf3, wherever that cybercafe is.

I would hazard an idle guess that the cybercafe is in Edinburgh.
And I wouldnt necessarily assume that the spammer is a he....

What, you mean women can be c*nts too?

Some people have far too much spare time - plus, if i was them, i would've re-opened the old topics and posted them with of shit as well. Idiot.
Subbes, how come you know where the person posted from? Sometimes i feel as though i don't know anything. And then i remember... i don't.

One thing's for sure comedians really do re-use material far too much.

The ip of every poster is automatically logged in the source code.

dragged out Neotrace, it came up with a cyybercafe in Bermndsey.

>The ip of every poster is automatically logged in the source code.
>

Dunno what that means, but it sounds sexy!






But probably isn't. Could you repeat that in English?

right-click on a posting in a thread, select 'view source' and the IP is in there!

hat's the one.

the i.p. records where the computer that is posting the message *is*. If you download a program like neotrace, you can generally find out a general area, or at least which isp a poster uses.

handy thing when you're getting death threats.

>the i.p. records where the computer that is posting the message *is*. If you download a program like neotrace, you can generally find out a general area, or at least which isp a poster uses.
>
>handy thing when you're getting death threats.

*checks*

But how come some of them vary so much? It seems like only the first three numbers stay the same. ANSWER ME OR DIE!!!!!!*













*I don't really mean this.

Vary from post to post of the same person, you mean?

Well, each time you log on to your isp, you get assigned a new ip number. the early numbers will most likely be the same, because each time you're using the same server. They will vary wildly if the poster has a number of dialup accounts that they vary between, because each server will be in a different location and therefore the number will be totally different.

The only way you can have the same ip all the time is, i think, to have a dedicated line - asdl or t1, or possibly cabel modem though i haven't looked into them.

*strokes chin, nodding sagely*

Ahh, I see....Thanks!

*ponders...frowns...*

Um...



























*begins to sob*

Oh, forget it!

Now, how do I shut this thing down?

your brain?

A couple of sharp whacks with a lump hammer tends to do the trick with me.

God, subbes, I love it when you do that filthy internet talk.

Ping me. Harder.

Um ... finger ... POP ... FTP etc.



(Somewhat underwritten - needs work).

Get the monkeys writing immediately.


...what, you don't use them? i thought everyone did. Hordes of monkeys chained to a radiator. Makes a very nice architectural statement.

Hmmm, that's rather too close for comfort.
One of my hobbies is writing wind-up letters to clueless suit journals like "Internet Business Magazine". Last week I wrote down a whole load of buzz-words like "b2b", "scalability" and so on and then wrote a letter using as many of them as possible. Not using monkeys, I hasten to add.

Although I enjoyed your article on b2b, I would stress that it is not the only alternative to the b2c revenue model.
The advent of WAP and MIP technology and the opportunity to leverage client bases onto the upcoming GSM broadband portals will allow greater horizontal branding. Viral and bacterial marketing coupled with MILF scalability will allow A2M and C4C models to flourish.
While the necessary paradigm shift will provide a challenge to e-business, closs-platform XML technology and DVDA storage will allow those who are ready for it to transform it into an opportunity.
The question is whether today's market leaders will be able to adapt in time.

*tries not to choke laughing*

...and that's what you do for a living? wow. I want that living.

Excellent Ewar. Here's a fantastic prank letters website:

http://www.cranial.com/hertes.html