Good point. And I see you've got the perfect solution - posting an absolutely pointless dull message like the useless fuckwit you are.

Too strong?

I thought a0d had a red name?

Or have i missed something there?

Hmmm. I thought PJ had a red name.

Christ, there's an unusual echo in here...

I have a question:

What is the significance of the red names? Are they a badge of merit/commitment/age, or something?

And how do I get one...?

People with red names have automatic washing machines. People with white ones have little interest in white goods, which is SO ironic.

It stops impersonations.

You'll need to mail Rob S with a username and password to get a red name, he sets them up when he has time.

MM

One Day Soon,
Do you have an automatic washing machine?
If so, you should answer the Automatic Washing Machine questionnaire (ASW1) which is available from www.asw1.co.uk

I lost my red name, thanx to losing my ISP, thanx to subbes.


I am now just a mere shadow of my former self.

SURVEY QUESTIONS
1. How old is your washing machine?
2. (i) Does it NOW work on light or dark clothes? (state which)
[NB. if it works on silks, say 'dark']
(ii) Have you EVER been involved in designing washing machines or washing powder? (state which)
[NB. include non-production models that got past initial submission stage]
(iii) Have you done hand-wash or any live washing?
3. What are your favourite CURRENT washing powders/softeners?
4. And your least favourite?
[NB. for 3&4, each powder/softener mentioned gets 1 vote in the poll]
5. What do you think of 'WashAtHome' and other web-based washing services? (VG/G/OK/poor)
[NB. rate the ones you know of individually]
6. Do you agree that your clothes are currently 'in a limp state'?

*giggle*

>SURVEY QUESTIONS
>1. How old is your washing machine?
2 years
>2. (i) Does it NOW work on light or dark clothes? (state which)
both - but not mixed up in the same wash

>(ii) Have you EVER been involved in designing washing machines or washing powder? (state which)
>[NB. include non-production models that got past initial submission stage]
I made one low energy/environmentally friendly one as demonstrated on Blue Peter
>(iii) Have you done hand-wash or any live washing?
I did a charity Wash-a-thon for the ITV Teleathon in the TSW region 1988, and four seconds of it was broadcast on the network. I also auditioned for the C4 show Big Bubbles about ten people sharing a washing machine. The winner got a tumble drier. I was unsucessful
>3. What are your favourite CURRENT washing powders/softeners?
Bold 3-in-1 summer freshness
>4. And your least favourite?
>[NB. for 3&4, each powder/softener mentioned gets 1 vote in the poll]
Ariel, Daz and Tesco own shop label - It has no consistency and just clogs up the powder compartment with sludge
>5. What do you think of 'WashAtHome' and other web-based washing services? (VG/G/OK/poor)
>[NB. rate the ones you know of individually]
WashAtHome (Good on stains)
webwash.com (poor at low tempratures)
mysmellysocks.co.uk (Very good for whites)
The Pants (Very good)
Some of the Underwear is amusing (OK)
wannabee-wash.com (Poor - looks like a dreadful attempt to copy Michael Barrymore's adverts for Daz)
>6. Do you agree that your clothes are currently 'in a limp state'?
> Well, my shirts are creased. This is due to the fact that there is too many shirts and clothes shops and too little quality. It's like the fact that string vests aren't constructed as well as they used to be. Nowadays, they just fall apart under strain. Go to my website (www.carlton.com) and look at some real pants you sad bunch of losers!

Re: WASHING MACHINE SURVEY

Thank you for taking the time to fill out our survery. Your comments will be passed on to SmithKline Beecham and Palmolive who will attempt to incorporate your suggestions into a new fragrance of Bounce.

LOL Oh, God! I have tears in my eyes!

>SURVEY QUESTIONS
>1. How old is your washing machine?
etc

How dare you One Day Soon!

You've given away the secret of the white-name no-white-goods circle. Now all the Red Names can crib up and con their way into the white-names brigade.
You bad, bad man. (Or woman)

I am chick with dick.

Me love you long time G.I.

That was quick!

1. What is your real name?

2. What is your full address (include phone number)

3. Do you have any rabbits?

4. Fancy a shag?

*laughs*

didn't a0d lose his red name when he had is CS account taken away..?

So - we've all proved aOd wrong, then. This forum isn't boring (Jesus...)

don't use my name in that tone...

a0d lost his red name after he spammed a load of forums. He lost his dialup after he spammed me with almost 3,000 e-mails in one day.

I *think* i was justified, though I'm really fed up with pointing out the true version of what happened every time a0d starts looking for sympathy.




eat of glass

aOd is a spammer.

Anyone who had to wade through a0d's dull and excruciatingly "eccentric" postings on the C4 forum will not hesitate to side with subbes on this one. And that's before we even get on to the subject of spamming.

He sent a few 'hilarious' postings here as well, didn't he? Well, that's what Richard Herring called them anyway.

A world where justice provails, and jestures must be taken at face value. And we must be objectified.


Love to you all.

a0d's right, it shit here

>A world where justice provails, and jestures must be taken at face value. And we must be objectified.
>
>
>Love to you all.

Ah, a0d, always revolving your everyday life.

I'm still.

(name removed) and (name removed) write this website.(name removed) and (name removed) write this website.
It's got so tricky.

There there me old chap...

*rubs his legs*

Were you rubbing your legs or your old chap?

ha ha ha
your all so boring!

And you have no grasp of grammar.

If it's boring, b'hgger off somewhere else.

the you're thing always gets ta ya doesn't it babe..

god yes. "whose" and "who's", and "their" and "theyre" nad "there", too.

You should try teaching it to A-Level students...

>You should try teaching it to A-Level students...

Do you like teaching, Al?
I taught A-Level students last year and they were truly horrible.

I'm getting increasingly fed up with it. The students are OK though. You should meet some of the other staff...

Okay, if you're not Ali G, is your real name Professor Snape?

No, my real name is Al. But I can change it to Snape if that's more convenient...

What's it like knowing that you are going to be portrayed by Alan Rickman?

And I've just realised that Dan L is probably a bit mentally simple, and I now feel guilty for goading him. I shall cease it.